Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
42 measurements spanning 73 days, net -4,797. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 49,302–55,539 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 42
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
19 Oct 2026, 12:39
50,022
-36
18 Oct 2026, 14:36
50,058
-86
17 Oct 2026, 16:41
50,144
-53
16 Oct 2026, 18:11
50,197
-82
15 Oct 2026, 16:00
50,279
-90
14 Oct 2026, 13:29
50,369
-75
13 Oct 2026, 05:07
50,444
-244
9 Oct 2026, 00:40
50,688
-278
4 Oct 2026, 14:37
50,966
-546
26 Sept 2026, 11:19
51,512
-340
19 Sept 2026, 11:22
51,852
-158
16 Sept 2026, 23:40
52,010
-166
14 Sept 2026, 22:01
52,176
-132
13 Sept 2026, 07:37
52,308
-118
11 Sept 2026, 10:15
52,426
-170
8 Sept 2026, 14:37
52,596
-285
5 Sept 2026, 07:36
52,881
-111
3 Sept 2026, 14:39
52,992
-79
2 Sept 2026, 08:23
53,071
-62
1 Sept 2026, 06:04
53,133
first reading
Engagement
24 posts held, back to 8 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 149 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 24 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Photos
510
Videos
12
Links
67
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 19 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
35 reactions across 17 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 14.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
5
14.3%
❤
4
11.4%
💯
4
11.4%
👌
3
8.57%
🐳
2
5.71%
👍
2
5.71%
👏
2
5.71%
😍
2
5.71%
😎
2
5.71%
🤗
2
5.71%
🤩
2
5.71%
⚡
1
2.86%
🍌
1
2.86%
😁
1
2.86%
🙏
1
2.86%
🥰
1
2.86%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 22 of the 24 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 35 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 24 most recent posts we hold, published 8 February 2026 to 13 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
The bull doesn't ask who's ready. 🐂🔥
It just charges.
Crypto trading rewards conviction, not hesitation.
Altseason belongs to those who stayed on the ride when it wasn't popular.
The arena is open.
The momentum is building.
Time to hold on tight. 🍌🚀
The bull is out of the gate. 🐂🍌
No more waiting.
No more warming up.
Crypto trading is entering its most exciting phase.
Altseason rewards those who had the conviction to stay on before the crowd arrived.
Hold on tight.
Let the ride begin. 🚀
The arrows are pointing up for a reason 📈🍌
Momentum is building.
Confidence is returning.
The trend starts with one green candle.
The story ends with meme coin season in full swing. 🚀💎
Ready to follow the King? 👑🍌
Bitcoin leads.
The market watches.
Then comes the moment every memecoin holder has been waiting for... 🚀
History has a habit of repeating itself.
Eyes on Bitcoin.
Confidence in crypto trading.
Ready for altseason. 🌕
The next chapter could be closer than you think.
😱🍌 That moment...
...when you realize everyone else is talking about AWK and you're still watching from the sidelines.
Don't let FOMO become your investment strategy.
Join the community.
Start tapping.
Secure your bananas before the next wave rolls in. 🚀🐵💙
🥳🐵 FriYAY is here! 🍌🎉
Another week down.
Another step closer to something bigger.
Keep tapping.
Keep laughing.
Keep growing with the community.
The weekend is for good vibes, great memes, and stacking bananas. 🚀💙🌴
🥋🐵 Every great journey has its bear.
The market will test your patience.
Fear will test your conviction.
Stay disciplined.
Keep training.
Keep tapping.
When others run, champions level up. 🍌💪🚀
Movie night hits different when you're watching your portfolio like it's an action movie 🍿🎬🐵
Every candle feels dramatic.
Every dip looks scary.
Every pump feels legendary.
The strongest holders know the secret:
Sit back. Grab some bananas. Enjoy the show 🚀
Some call it obsession 👀
We call it conviction🐵
AWK isn't just another meme 🍌
It's the one we keep coming back to🚀
The biggest moves happen when nobody is paying attention. 🌙
🍸🐵 Monkey Business
Some are chasing the next trend.
We're growing the community and preparing for what comes next.
The strongest projects aren't built in a day🚀
They're built by people who keep showing up 🤝
Grab a seat.
The AWK table is getting bigger🍌🌴
🐵Some see a meme.
🎨Others see a masterpiece!
The best opportunities often look ordinary at first.
Then one day, everyone wonders how they missed them.
AWK is still painting its story
The canvas is far from finished 🍌
Sit back, enjoy the art, and watch what happens next 🚀
Cruising into the sunset while the market figures itself out 🌅🍌🛶
No panic. No rush.
Just vibes, memes, and a community built for the next big wave 🌊🚀
👍1💯1
Signed Channel Help
Showing the 12 most recent of 24 posts we hold for @AwkwardMonkey. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Awkward Monkey BASE Channel” (@AwkwardMonkey), 50,022 subscribers as measured 19 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/AwkwardMonkey.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.