Channel
@CatsAndLamps
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
32subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003220819866 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @CatsAndLamps |
| Created | Between 1 October 2025 and 31 January 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/CatsAndLamps |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 20:59 | 32 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 03:16 | 31 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:54 | 31 | first reading |
5 posts held, back to 24 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 5 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
22 reactions across 5 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 7 | 31.8% | |
| ❤🔥 | 6 | 27.3% | |
| 😁 | 4 | 18.2% | |
| 🍓 | 3 | 13.6% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 9.09% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 5 of the 5 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 22 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 5 most recent posts we hold, published 24 March 2026 to 22 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Я вспоминаю о том, что у меня есть канал где-то пару раз в месяц и такой – «Черт, надо написать уже наконец» и каждый раз забываю. Снимали клип для VSP на прошлой неделе — кубанская свадьба в хрущёвке, человек 15 в кадре, духота, шарики, флаг Краснодарского края на стене и прекрасный закатный свет. На обсуждении проекта я понял, что в целом надо передать тот самый южный вечер, когда уже выпили но ещё танцуют и тихо…
❤3🔥1
Самое главное, что мы узнали в эти два дня, это то, что оказывается вернуть курицу назад на ферму возможно, но цена за курицу, которая остается у тебя и курицу, которая уезжает на Гелике назад - она одинаковая.
😁1
Куриц нам привез большой человек на мереседесе гелентваген и забрал на следующий день в добром здравии
🔥1
Слушайте, у меня есть девиантное хобби — ходить по вечерам на Авито и пытаться купить ещё чуть-чуть света. Объявления можно условно разделить на две части: частные продавцы и ренталы. Ну и, конечно, частные продавцы, которые купили в рентале и теперь продают дороже. Был смешной случай пару недель назад. Сижу утром, пью кофе, вижу — продаётся 600C за 30 тысяч. Понимая, что сейчас после выхода новых Amaran (Halo, Ra…
😁3
И еще немного фотографий с прошедшего мероприятия. Кажется, что в следующий раз потребуется ещё больше света и точно ещё пара дым-машин. Будем работать над расширением парка, чтобы больше не попадать в ситуацию, когда интерком кричал «ещё один источник!» — а как бы сказал майор Пэйн: «А у тебя его и нет».
❤🔥6❤4🍓3
Showing the 5 most recent of 5 posts we hold for @CatsAndLamps. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Коты и лампы” (@CatsAndLamps), 32 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CatsAndLamps.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.