26 measurements spanning 27 days, net -71. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 16,727–17,014 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 26
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
2 Sept 2026, 11:57
16,901
-6
1 Sept 2026, 09:44
16,907
+1
31 Aug 2026, 11:28
16,906
+19
30 Aug 2026, 13:36
16,887
-10
29 Aug 2026, 16:37
16,897
-10
28 Aug 2026, 16:07
16,907
+63
27 Aug 2026, 19:03
16,844
-24
26 Aug 2026, 20:02
16,868
-20
25 Aug 2026, 22:08
16,888
-12
24 Aug 2026, 21:14
16,900
-47
23 Aug 2026, 07:13
16,947
+29
21 Aug 2026, 19:57
16,918
+74
20 Aug 2026, 16:05
16,844
+84
19 Aug 2026, 14:43
16,760
-10
18 Aug 2026, 11:56
16,770
-11
17 Aug 2026, 15:05
16,781
-30
16 Aug 2026, 07:05
16,811
-71
14 Aug 2026, 14:34
16,882
-37
13 Aug 2026, 03:25
16,919
-18
12 Aug 2026, 00:02
16,937
first reading
Engagement
77 posts held, back to 23 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 55 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
53.7%
avg views ÷ 16,901 subscribers
Avg views / post
9,080
60 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.42%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
60
of 77 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held
77 (23 July 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total
544,730
Reactions total
34,994
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 09:35 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
121
Videos
151
Links
249
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 3 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Video runtime
55m 54s
Average length
1m 26s
Measured directly from 39 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
50,229 reactions across 77 posts, in 44 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
💯
17,973
35.8%
🤬
10,904
21.7%
👍
6,993
13.9%
❤
3,102
6.18%
🔥
2,633
5.24%
🙏
2,032
4.05%
👏
2,011
4.00%
😡
1,738
3.46%
🤣
1,199
2.39%
😢
330
0.657%
🤯
308
0.613%
😁
271
0.54%
👀
125
0.249%
🤨
81
0.161%
💊
69
0.137%
⚡
66
0.131%
🦄
38
0.076%
🎉
34
0.068%
🏆
30
0.06%
😱
28
0.056%
24 further kinds
264
0.526%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 77 of the 77 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 50,229 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 77 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
YOUR BODY WORKED EVERY HOUR YOU DID.
Every shift, every deadline and every late night left you saying the same thing: I’ll recover tomorrow. Then tomorrow became another workday, another obligation and another reason to postpone the routine your body never received.
This Labor Day, taking one day off is not enough if nothing changes when the weekend ends. The real opportunity is to build something you can repeat. MB…
$220 BILLION OF YOUR MONEY NEVER TOUCHED A CLASSROOM.
Rep. Harriet Hageman just walked the entire Department of Education pipeline on camera.
~$280 billion annual budget.
Less than 25% ever reaches students.
The rest flows to bureaucracy… then consultants… who donate right back to Democrats… then more consultants… then NGOs.
She said it without blinking:
“It is money laundering and money churning at its absolute…
IT’S OFFICIAL: John Bolton is now a FELON after pleading GUILTY to unlawful retention of national defense information
He and his mustache have agreed to pay a $2.25 MILLION fine, face up to 60 MONTHS in prison, and forfeit his pension.
“As Mr. Bolton just admitted, he put our national security at grave risk in violation of the law,” the DOJ said
Give him all 60 months!
Bolton is scheduled to be sentenced in Octob…
Donald Trump has many talents, and one of the lesser-known ones is that he is a terrific blues singer. This sad, visceral blues takes us on a trip of his suffering — the media attacks, the Democratic onslaught, the loneliness of a man who gave everything for his country and got only slander in return. But as every great bluesman knows, true art comes from pain. And this? This is pure, uncut pain.
🎵 "That's the fake …
SYSTEM OVERLOAD DETECTED.
Not on a scanner. In your routine.
Long days. Broken sleep. Constant pressure. A body that never gets a clear moment to slow down because every recovery option asks for another device, another setup and another hour you do not have.
You feel the difference when the routine disappears. Mornings feel heavier. Focus takes longer. The body carries yesterday into today. Most people respond by a…
We demand proof of life of Mitch McConnell.
We have a right to know the health condition of a U.S. Senator.
Unless you're lying, he should have no problem doing a short video.
@catturd2
A newly uncovered 2012 email shows Fauci ordering an aide to permanently delete an NIH email about gain-of-function.
“Please delete this e-mail and then delete from the deleted file.”
Fauci has been deleting federal records since 2012?
@catturd2
In a MASSVE move against the meatpacking monopoly, President Trump is hereby authorizing farmers and ranchers to DIRECTLY PROCESS their OWN FOOD
Trump is declaring WAR on artificially high meat prices! 🔥
"For years I have heard that they have had a tremendous problem with the Big Processors, who many say are a nasty Monopoly."
"There are, essentially, 4 of them, a very non competitive number, and they make life mi…
Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is scoring TOTAL VINDICATION after the two "measles deaths" in Pennsylvania were confirmed FABRICATED
25 days ago: CNN's Dana Bash goes full accusatory panic mode, says RFK is likely responsible for a "measles outbreak"
Days later: PA Gov. Josh Shapiro fabricates two measles deaths, "first in 35 years"
Shapiro is then called out by the Lancaster County Commissioner, who confirmed there a…
THE FILE WAS STAMPED 1954.
Inside was a drawing labeled VORTEX K-1.
Four systems.
One surface.
One machine designed for rooms the public would never enter.
Was it real?
The archive never proved it.
But the idea refused to disappear.
PEMF.
Red light.
Near-infrared.
Controlled heat.
Decades later, MB Aura engineered those four systems into one full-body mat you can actually see, touch and own.
6 PEMF coils.
9 pr…
Showing the 12 most recent of 77 posts we hold for @CatturdTelegram. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@CatturdTelegram edited 3 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
19 August 2026
Most recent edit
19 August 2026
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 398,437 of 1,630,085 entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
1
vacant every time we have ever looked
@CatturdTelegram named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@catturd2 named in 91 posts, 8 August 2026 – 3 September 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Catturd ™” (@CatturdTelegram), 16,901 subscribers as measured 2 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CatturdTelegram.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
