Why are they always like this?
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@ChristianCoal
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1,656subscribers
+7 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002194799969 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ChristianCoal |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 13 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ChristianCoal |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 20:59 | 1,656 | +6 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 04:01 | 1,650 | -8 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 12:02 | 1,658 | -1 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 05:25 | 1,659 | +8 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 10:36 | 1,651 | -3 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 03:32 | 1,654 | +5 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 07:13 | 1,649 | -2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 04:17 | 1,651 | +4 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 22:33 | 1,647 | +1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 03:50 | 1,646 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:21 | 1,647 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 11:34 | 1,649 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 11:17 | 1,649 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
377 reactions across 12 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💯 | 94 | 24.9% | |
| 😁 | 86 | 22.8% | |
| 👍 | 48 | 12.7% | |
| 🤣 | 44 | 11.7% | |
| 🔥 | 36 | 9.55% | |
| ❤ | 34 | 9.02% | |
| 👏 | 10 | 2.65% | |
| 🗿 | 10 | 2.65% | |
| 👀 | 6 | 1.59% | |
| 🤮 | 5 | 1.33% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 0.531% | |
| 🍓 | 1 | 0.265% | |
| 🤓 | 1 | 0.265% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 377 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Why are they always like this?
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Pride should not be a sin. Hubris, yes. Shamelessness, yes - but not pride. Without pride, you have no shame. Shame, after all, is injured pride. And without shame, you're open to committing any heinous act. I know what passes for "pride" these days is a bunch of faggots in gimp parading themselves down the street. But be honest, have you ever met a flaming homosexual with any sense of self-worth? LOL. No. They…
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Christians 🤝 Communists Hating Paganism https://x.com/coal_christian2/status/2083366215615906249
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One of the dumb arguments I've heard as to why Jesus isn't Jewish is Matthew 23:8... "Do not be called "Rabbi" - for you have one Teacher, and you are all brothers" What's funny is the infamous "Call no man your father" verse Prots use is directly after this one. Cathbros... https://x.com/coal_christian2/status/2082973596918419606
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When you think about it, the story of Joseph in Genesis and the Exodus are stories about Jews manipulating the weather, establishing a central bank in a foreign land, and getting kicked out of the host country once they've bled it dry. Some things never change, do they? https://x.com/coal_christian2/status/2082211087504515298
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Both of these myths have a sort of Saturnian energy to them. IYKYK
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The pagans of old knew of the dangers of old men sacrificing the youth for power - and they left us warnings. In Hesiod's Theogeny, Cronos swallows his children to prevent succession. In the Heimskringla, King Aun sacrifices 9 sons for long life. It's known as "Aun's sickness" https://x.com/coal_christian2/status/2080764494041534793
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The Virgin Christian Eunuch vs. The Chad Pagan Fertility God https://x.com/coal_christian2/status/1987917802636738826
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Gnosticism https://x.com/coal_christian2/status/2080380739544064411
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"The law of the Lord is perfect, reviving the soul;" - Psalm 19:7a "The old law is... weak and useless (for the law makes nothing perfect)" - Hebrews 7:18a-19a The Jewish god's commandments are so obviously bad, Jews couldn't even convince the most gullible Goyim to keep them. The OT laws are so poorly thought out, in fact, that the NT literally argues that it was made by God as a trap to put more guilt onto peop…
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Where's that holocaust pie chart meme where the suffering of 6 million Jews outweighs 100 million suffering goyim? This is basically that, but 1 Jew vs 117 Billion goyim and a couple trillion animals throughout all time and space.
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Not to mention that Jesus was supposedly born perfect - so he never had to make a mistake or have anything to be sorry about. He was essentially playing with cheat codes on. And yet Christians simultaneously want him to be the eternal victim AND the eternal victor at the same time. It doesn't work like that.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @ChristianCoal. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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