Zyranor hit a million in the presale. They call it a milestone. I call it a way to fund someoneβs yacht in the Caymans while we wait for code that probably does not exist. The price is sitting at point zero zero one eight and they are baiting people with a target of point zero four. My shoes are wet. It is raining and the market is just a giant vacuum for retail cash. If they actually build the AI stuff they promise,β¦

Channel
CryptoBuzzPosts π
@CryptoBuzzPosts
On this record: Topic Β· Growth Β· Engagement Β· Reactions Β· Posts Β· Telegram's recommendations Β· Cite this entry
17,905subscribers
-688 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register Β· movement among entries of 10,000β31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002170766537 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @CryptoBuzzPosts |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 β estimated from Telegramβs id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 33 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/CryptoBuzzPosts |
Topic
Crypto & trading β a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channelβs own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a modelβs judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured β it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 10:01 | 17,905 | -31 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 08:19 | 17,936 | -59 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 14:36 | 17,995 | -45 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 16:37 | 18,040 | -48 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 02:56 | 18,088 | -61 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 19:56 | 18,149 | -21 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 18:37 | 18,170 | -17 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 08:33 | 18,187 | -11 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 10:47 | 18,198 | -15 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 11:27 | 18,213 | -13 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 13:25 | 18,226 | -21 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 09:48 | 18,247 | -23 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 09:02 | 18,270 | -9 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 06:03 | 18,279 | -16 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 09:24 | 18,295 | -21 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 11:06 | 18,316 | -10 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 14:08 | 18,326 | -23 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 23:44 | 18,349 | -29 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 13:23 | 18,378 | -13 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 14:12 | 18,391 | first reading |
Engagement
40 posts held, back to 22 July 2026 β the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelβs public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 54 pages of Telegramβs post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR Β· 30 days
- 24.1%
- avg views Γ· 17,905 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 4,320
- 7 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- β
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 7
- of 40 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) Γ· views β note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegramβs public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days Β· latest post in window 3 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 40 (22 July 2026 β 3 September 2026) |
| Views total | 30,264 |
| Reactions total | β |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface β not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 08:55 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than βcorrectingβ the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form β 8.12K, 3.7M β so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded β read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
1,518 reactions across 28 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 7.77% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| π | 118 | 7.77% | |
| π | 115 | 7.58% | |
| π₯° | 114 | 7.51% | |
| π | 99 | 6.52% | |
| π | 96 | 6.32% | |
| π€ͺ | 94 | 6.19% | |
| π€ | 92 | 6.06% | |
| π | 89 | 5.86% | |
| π | 85 | 5.60% | |
| π | 84 | 5.53% | |
| π€£ | 80 | 5.27% | |
| π | 75 | 4.94% | |
| β€ | 65 | 4.28% | |
| π«‘ | 62 | 4.08% | |
| π€© | 58 | 3.82% | |
| π | 53 | 3.49% | |
| π | 50 | 3.29% | |
| π | 50 | 3.29% | |
| π | 39 | 2.57% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities β π is thanks in one channel and mourning in another β so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one β 4.34K, 1.2M β so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 28 of the 40 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegramβs own count on each post β not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above β those same posts carry 1,518 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by βa reaction total printed elsewhere on the pageβ.
Measured over the 40 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Ethena dropped a neobank app. Think they can pivot to consumer finance without the SEC breathing down their necks? They want USDe everywhere, moving from yield farms to card swipes. It is just another layer of bloat on a protocol built on basis trades. My bagel is burnt. If the arbitrage dries up, where does that yield go? They are verticalizing the stack to lock in bagholders before the next liquidity crunch hits. Iβ¦
Crypto.com and OG.com betting on AI adoption rates by 2026. Another way to lose your shirt. They are turning abstract tech hype into a regulated casino. The coffee here is burnt. These contracts track everything from workforce shifts to sector integration using old data. If you think the wash isn't rigged, you are delusional. Imagine hedging your business against slow AI adoption while the platform creators rake in fβ¦
Look at the skur chart. Up forty percent and the cultists are losing their minds like they discovered fire. It is just another plastic rectangle with a seed vault nobody will actually use. My latte tastes like burnt rubber and burnt dreams. They want you to believe this is decentralized mobile infrastructure but it is really just another attempt to bag hold retail investors while the vcs unload their positions into tβ¦
Doppler Finance dropping XDP tokens with a ten billion supply cap. They want us to believe this is about ecosystem longevity but it looks like another cycle of bleeding out the retail crowd. Genesis airdrop is only one percent, which is basically pocket change for the whales while the rest of us hold the heavy bags. My shirt is stained with cheap espresso. And they talk about governance as if anyone actually votes inβ¦
Quasa is pushing this zero-fee freelance narrative like it is the holy grail. Sure, ditching Upworkβs vig sounds fine until you realize the liquidity on QUA is basically a ghost town. My cousin once tried to pay for a UI kit in a smaller token, got wrecked by a 20 percent slippage. The barista here has a twitch in his left eye. If they pull off this 2026 update without the chain choking on batch processing, maybe theβ¦
Nasdaq hired Jackson McGonagle to drag their rotting legacy rails into the tokenization meat grinder. Think it matters? It is just another layer of obfuscation for assets that have been dead on arrival for years. They want to force RWA tokenization down our throats to keep liquidity from bleeding out into actual decentralized protocols. But the truth is they just want more control over the settle, more gatekeeping, aβ¦
PENGU hit 2.6 billion and people are acting like they found the holy grail. It is just another jpeg brand trying to farm exit liquidity from the Solana degens who think they are smarter than the market makers. The coffee is cold and the market is lying. They talk about governance but its just a way to hold those bags until the devs get bored. If they actually add utility it would be a miracle but these projects usualβ¦
Look at this memetoro thing. They want us to believe ai agents building coins on bnb chain is actual progress. It is just a faster factory for vaporware. The chairs in this place are lumpy as hell. Instead of manual scams, now we have automated scripts pumping out noise at machine speed. If these bots handle the branding and the trend hunting, the retail guys will get wrecked twice as fast. They claim it is professioβ¦
Aligned dropped that ALIGN token. Another layer, another bag for the VCs to dump on the retail suckers. The coffee tastes like burnt rubber and despair today. They want us to believe this full-stack integration fix solves the fragmentation nightmare, but it is just more middleware code that can break during a liquidity crunch. If the rollup-as-a-service fails, you are holding a worthless governance token while your aβ¦
River Markets just scooped up 8.5 million to build professional tools for prediction betting. They want to fix the slippage and the lag. The office carpet smells like wet dog. If they actually manage to pull in institutional desks, these markets might stop being a playground for degenerate gamblers and start looking like real derivatives. But institutional money brings institutional rot. Expect the same algorithmic fβ¦
So they dumped the icons and gave us soda. Kraken listing looks shiny, but min kim is just swapping legacy debt for a new ticker. Migration from icx feels like rearranging deck chairs on a sinking ship while the band plays. And my bagel is burnt. They claim intent-based architecture is the fix, but who monitors these solvers when the liquidity dries up? It is just more black box plumbing for the smart money to fleeceβ¦
Showing the 12 most recent of 40 posts we hold for @CryptoBuzzPosts. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked β was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it β t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so β1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegramβs recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly β each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone elseβs query is independent of having been queried itself.
@squawkswapofficial Β· 21,687
Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 61 here β alongside 60 others β read 24 September 2026
@clawfootCapone Β· 25,122
Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 64 here β alongside 63 others β read 24 September 2026
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegramβs list for THAT channel, not this one β see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 β this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
βCryptoBuzzPosts πβ (@CryptoBuzzPosts), 17,905 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CryptoBuzzPosts.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV Β· JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.