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@DastanShuma

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Cite this entry

217,236subscribers

+3,699 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001422014766
TypeChannel
Username@DastanShuma
Descriptionاعترافات و داستان های دهه هشتادیا 🔥👁 ارسال اعتراف و داستان های شما از طریق لینک ناشناس : 👇🏼 https://telegram.me/BChatsBot?start=sc-DastanShuma
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live27 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 27 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/DastanShuma

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

213,158221,656217,4077 August 2026 — 213,537 subscribers7 August 2026 — 213,537 subscribers8 August 2026 — 214,021 subscribers9 August 2026 — 214,048 subscribers10 August 2026 — 213,454 subscribers11 August 2026 — 214,202 subscribers12 August 2026 — 213,330 subscribers13 August 2026 — 213,297 subscribers14 August 2026 — 213,158 subscribers16 August 2026 — 213,306 subscribers17 August 2026 — 213,510 subscribers18 August 2026 — 213,674 subscribers19 August 2026 — 213,766 subscribers20 August 2026 — 213,725 subscribers21 August 2026 — 213,812 subscribers23 August 2026 — 214,709 subscribers24 August 2026 — 215,591 subscribers25 August 2026 — 216,071 subscribers26 August 2026 — 216,386 subscribers27 August 2026 — 216,962 subscribers28 August 2026 — 217,661 subscribers29 August 2026 — 218,648 subscribers30 August 2026 — 219,133 subscribers31 August 2026 — 219,552 subscribers1 September 2026 — 219,004 subscribers2 September 2026 — 219,663 subscribers4 September 2026 — 220,438 subscribers6 September 2026 — 220,409 subscribers9 September 2026 — 220,853 subscribers12 September 2026 — 221,436 subscribers13 September 2026 — 221,656 subscribers15 September 2026 — 217,759 subscribers17 September 2026 — 218,269 subscribers27 September 2026 — 217,236 subscribers217,2367 August 202627 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 51 days, net +3,699. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 211,883–222,931 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
27 Sept 2026, 10:18217,236-1,033
17 Sept 2026, 17:16218,269+510
15 Sept 2026, 13:19217,759-3,897
13 Sept 2026, 18:58221,656+220
12 Sept 2026, 02:36221,436+583
9 Sept 2026, 17:58220,853+444
6 Sept 2026, 09:55220,409-29
4 Sept 2026, 05:00220,438+775
2 Sept 2026, 21:19219,663+659
1 Sept 2026, 21:25219,004-548
31 Aug 2026, 18:07219,552+419
30 Aug 2026, 20:34219,133+485
29 Aug 2026, 21:53218,648+987
28 Aug 2026, 18:25217,661+699
27 Aug 2026, 16:16216,962+576
26 Aug 2026, 18:37216,386+315
25 Aug 2026, 20:12216,071+480
24 Aug 2026, 21:27215,591+882
23 Aug 2026, 08:58214,709+897
21 Aug 2026, 20:09213,812first reading

Engagement

243 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 136 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
3.24%
avg views ÷ 217,236 subscribers
Avg views / post
7,040
137 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.37%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
137
of 243 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 136 of 137 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 30 September 2026
Posts held243 (29 July 2026 – 30 September 2026)
Views total964,990
Reactions total22,838
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken30 Sept 2026, 20:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈11
Videos
≈1
Links
≈1,020

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 30 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

48,401 reactions across 242 posts, in 65 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣29,50861.0%
😐7,33615.2%
❤3,4027.03%
🗿1,3672.82%
👍1,1792.44%
💔1,0162.10%
🤡7791.61%
👏7691.59%
😁4700.971%
🥱3740.773%
👎3450.713%
🤯2470.51%
😭2400.496%
🤬2290.473%
🥴1540.318%
🤷‍♀1310.271%
😱960.198%
😢640.132%
🌭620.128%
🔥540.112%
45 further kinds5791.20%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 242 of the 243 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 48,401 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 243 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 30 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 243 we hold a reading for · 0.4%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @DastanShuma. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 243 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 29 July 2026 to 30 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

30 Sept 2026, 19:12 UTC≈1,580 views49 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما: یبار شیفت شب بودم بعد اخر شب داشتم اتاقای بخش بانوان چک می کردم یهو از یه اتاقی صدای ناله میومد فکر کردم یکی از مریضا خیلی درد داره سریع رفتم در اتاقو باز کردم دیدم خانمی که بستری بوده با همسرش سخت مشغولن😂😂 اولش که هر سه تاییمون عین برق گرفته ها بهم زل زدیم بعد هول شدم گفتم ببخشید مزاحم شدم ادامه بدین😂😂 وقتی درو محکم بستم تازه فهمیدم چی دیدم و چی گفتم • @DastanShuma

🗿27🤣22

30 Sept 2026, 17:02 UTC≈2,800 views81 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما سلاممم دخترم 22 ما خانوادگی رفته بودیم یه مهمونی خیلیی باکلاس بود از این آدم خرپولا عووو ایناا بعد من رفتم تو آشپزخونه برا عمم شکر بیارم حواسم نبود شکرپاش از دستم افتاد شکست بعدش هر کار کردم نتونستم چیزی پیدا کنم که جمش کنم بعد آقا خلاصه نمیدونم چی به ذهنم رسید یهو خم شدم رو قالی آشپزخونه با زبون شکرارو جم میکردم🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 بعدش آبروم رف کراشم اومد اون تا منو دید اصن پاره شد از خنده منم خیلی دوس داشتم باهاش برم …

🤣63🗿9❤4👎2😍2😐1

30 Sept 2026, 17:01 UTC≈2,220 viewsread 30 September 2026
Photo

❌ مثل آماتورا بت می‌زنی، بعد باختتو می‌ندازی گردن شانس؟ 😐 📊 آمار سیاوش جلو چشمته؛ ببین، بررسی کن، بعد تصمیم بگیر.✈️👇🅰g8 https://t.me/+E4HUFuYfyUw1MjRk https://t.me/+E4HUFuYfyUw1MjRk 🎯 سود 4 ملیونی ما از بازی اسپانیا - بلژیک 💵

30 Sept 2026, 12:13 UTC≈3,810 views37 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما: سلام دخترم آقا داستان من واسه هشت سالگیمه مامان من تو یه دفتر کار می‌کرد که این صاحب کار مامانم یه دختر داشت از من کوچیک تر بعد منو این خیلی باهم در ارتباط بودیم بیرون میرفتیم خونه هم میرفتم تا اینکه منو این دختره که جفتمونم بچه بودیم تحت این فیلمای خاک بر سری یه سری کارا کردیم بعدددد نه اینکه همو بکنیماا از هم لب میگرفتیم خلاصه من اولین بار از همجنس خودم لب گرفتم وه واقعا حالم بدددددد خوشحالم الان دیگه ب…

🥴35❤2

30 Sept 2026, 10:42 UTC≈4,180 views65 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما: سلام دخترم 17 من 10 سالم بود واسه اولین بار با کلی خواهش و اسرار مامان دوستمو راضی کردم که دوستم بیاد خونمون بعد که اومد خونمون شبش کلی خندیدیم و اسکل بازی دراوردیم. فردای اون روز مامانم ی چیزی نیاز داشت دقیق یادم نمیاد ولی بازم با کلی اسرار گریه گفتم ما بریم بخریم اراک زندگی میکنم اون موقعه خونمون فاز یک هپکو بود بغل مسجد سوپری بود. داشتیم از خیابون رد میکشیدم ی 206 وایساده بود شیشه پایین بود من چشمم خور…

👍41😐18🗿3❤2🤪1

30 Sept 2026, 08:39 UTC≈4,240 views95 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما: اقا من یبار تو خیابون داشتم راه میرفتم،داشتم میرفتم سمت دانشگاه،بعد یهویی یه آقایی رو دیدم داشت کج راه میرفت بهش گفتم اسکل درست راه برو ماشین نزنت بعد رفتم،بعد حاجی تو اینستا بودم ی پستی دیدم قیافه همون آقاعه رو گذاشته بود نوشته بود کسایی که میدونن💀 منم کامنتا رو نگاه کردم فهمیدم بله،طرف به ۶ زن تجاوز کرده و کشتشون....ریدم تو خودم • @DastanShuma

🤣84🤯9❤1👎1

30 Sept 2026, 08:38 UTC≈3,600 views2 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Photo

🎁 تا ۵۰۰ درصد بونوس محافظ پیش‌بینی 🎲 ⏩ روزانه با ثبت حداقل ۱۰ میلیون ریال پیش‌بینی میکس با حداقل ۴ انتخاب بر روی رویدادهای ورزشی مورد علاقه خود، در صورتی که حداکثر یک انتخاب برگه پیش‌بینی شما ناموفق شود، بت‌فوروارد با توجه به تعداد سایر انتخاب‌های موفق برگه پیش‌بینی شما تا ۵۰۰ درصد مبلغ پیش‌بینی را تا سقف ۱۰۰ میلیون ریال به عنوان اعتبار پیش‌بینی رایگان ورزشی به شما هدیه خواهد داد. اطلاعات بیش‌تر و قوانین بونوس: 🔗 b…

❤2

30 Sept 2026, 04:44 UTC≈4,080 views100 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما دانشجو که بودم یه دختری رو من کراش بود و من نمیدونستم. خلاصه ما باهم رل زدیمو من حشری اونم حشری تر از من در حدی ک دست بهش میزدم چشاش یه جوری میشد 😂. من اوایل رابطه میگفتم بابا این دختره خوبیه یوقت حرفی نزنی و کاری نکنی تا خودش بخاد. ما روز دوم رابطه رفتیم تو پارک بغل دانشگاه و خبرم ازش پرسیدم نظرت درمورد سکس چیه اینم گفت مثبته منم ریده بودم به خودم ک الان چیکار کنم چی بگم😂. خلاصه رفتیم تو ماشین گفت من نمید…

😱49🤣41😐6❤4

29 Sept 2026, 20:29 UTC≈4,110 views16 reactionsread 30 September 2026

بحث امشب: بزرگترین آرزوت چیه؟ • @DastanShuma

💔15🤣1

29 Sept 2026, 20:05 UTC≈4,550 views84 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما: سلام دخترم 15 حاجی من 6 سالم بود یعنی پیش‌ دبستان بودم تو ماه محرم بودیم ، یه شب همه حاضر شدن که بریم هیئت منم مثل همیشه داشتم سر مامانم غر میزدم که چی بپوشم، خونه ما طبقه دوم بود و ما اون شب که می‌خواستیم بریم هیئت طبقه اول خونه عموم بودیم، خلاصه مامانم گفت برو بالا فلان لباس و بپوش منم رفتم بالا عوض کردم و اومدم پایین ، حاجی چشمتون روز بد نبینه دیدم نه تو خونه نه تو حیاط پرنده پر نمیزنه ، اینا رفته بودن…

❤65😐7😁6💔3🎃1🤔1🤬1

29 Sept 2026, 19:23 UTC≈4,480 views109 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما: سلام داداش عموم اینا خیلی پولدارن، برای من و دخترعموهام یه اتاق جدا گرفتن، که هم خودشون راحت باشن هم ما. قبل خواب دخترعموی بزرگم اون کوچیکه رو اذیت کرد کوچیکه گریه کرد رفت اتاق مامانش اینا، من نقشه‌اش رو می‌دونستم، می‌خواست دوست‌پسرش رو بکشونه اونجا ولی دهن خواهرش قرص نبود، برای همین این‌کار رو کرد. خلاصه محسن داشت میومد، محسن اسم دوست‌پسرشه؛ بعد یهو توی راهرو یسنا (دخترعموی کوچیکم) دیدتش و شناختش، اونم ف…

🤣75🥱23❤8😐3

29 Sept 2026, 17:26 UTC≈4,670 views79 reactionsread 30 September 2026

داستان شما: سلام دخترم ۱۹ سالمه منو دختر عمم باهم دیگه باشگاه والیبال میرفتیم بعد یه دوست مشترک داشتیم به اسم درسا بعد یه روز بعد از تمرین منو دختر عمم یه طرف سالون نشسته بودیم دوستم یه طرف دیگه بعد یه بطری اب همراهش بود من از همون فاصله داد زدم درسااا ابتو بیاار😂 بعد نیگام کرد گفت هان؟ گفتم ابتو بیار کصخول بعد دوباره نیگام کرد گفت چجوری ابمو بیارم بعد دوباره گفتم ابتو بیار بخورم باز داد زد گفت اخه چجوری یهو متوجه شد…

🥱62🤣14❤2❤‍🔥1

Showing the 12 most recent of 243 posts we hold for @DastanShuma. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@DastanShuma edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
19 August 2026
Most recent edit
19 August 2026

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“داستان شما:” (@DastanShuma), 217,236 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/DastanShuma.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.