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ⲅⲁⲣⲁⲿⲏⲁя υⲥⲡⲟⲃⲉⲇь {Albatross}

@GarageConfession_ZSS

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

94subscribers

+57 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1004395721400
TypeChannel
Username@GarageConfession_ZSS
CreatedBetween 1 June 2026 and 21 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/GarageConfession_ZSS

Growth

37956610 August 2026 — 37 subscribers10 August 2026 — 37 subscribers17 August 2026 — 85 subscribers25 August 2026 — 94 subscribers1 September 2026 — 95 subscribers10 September 2026 — 94 subscribers9410 August 202610 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 32 days, net +57. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 28–104 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Sept 2026, 18:3694-1
1 Sept 2026, 05:1695+1
25 Aug 2026, 07:3294+9
17 Aug 2026, 12:0485+48
10 Aug 2026, 22:0237no change
10 Aug 2026, 01:1537first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 21 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

135 reactions across 19 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💘3928.9%
2921.5%
🔥2619.3%
❤‍🔥118.15%
🕊107.41%
🤯75.19%
🥰64.44%
😭32.22%
😢21.48%
👍10.741%
🙏10.741%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 135 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Aug 2026, 10:24 UTCviews —

Channel name was changed to «{R E S T} ⲅⲁⲣⲁⲿⲏⲁя υⲥⲡⲟⲃⲉⲇь {Albatross}»

10 Aug 2026, 10:24 UTC21 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Уффф, как-то хорошо я вчера оттянулся, отдохну-ка, пожалуй))

4🔥1

8 Aug 2026, 14:51 UTC24 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Я проснулся в своей постели. В чистой квартире. С кактусом на подоконнике. Без будильника. Без списка дел. Просто проснулся — и понял, что никуда не надо бежать. Сделал себе завтрак. Кофе, тост, музыка. Сижу, смотрю в окно, и мне не нужно ничего чинить. Даже мотор в голове замолчал. Наверное, он тоже отдыхает. День обещает быть тихим. Может, переберу свои минидиски — рассортирую их по настроению. Может, зайду в гараж

💘31🔥1

6 Aug 2026, 16:05 UTC36 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Я ЗАКОНЧИЛ ВСЕ. Досрочно. На два дня раньше срока. Машины готовы. Оборудование на месте. Отчеты сданы.... 🪄🪄🪄 Тишина. Впервые за эту неделю я могу просто... сидеть. И ничего не делать. Это странное чувство. Я даже не знаю, что с ним делать. 🪄🪄🪄🪄 Вроде бы отдыхаю. Но руки все равно тянутся к отвертке. Привычка. Или зависимость. Не знаю. Но я разрешаю себе просто посидеть и посмотреть на потолок. Потом, может быть,

❤‍🔥5💘2🔥1🕊1

1 Aug 2026, 19:36 UTC54 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026

ТВОЮ МАТЬ нет, не так... НЕТ, ТАК ТВОЮ МАТЬ, КАКОЙ ИДИОТ ВЫЛЕТЕЛ ПОД МАШИНУ Еду я себе спокойно, никого не трогаю, врубил музыку погромче. Нужно было всего-то перевезти остатки аппаратуры на склад! ТАК НА Я кого-то сбил. Думал, зверушку какую, гляжу в зеркало - ЧЕЛОВЕК ТВОЮ МАТЬ И нет, чтоб как нормальные люди, лежать и не двигаться, ОН ВСТАЛ И ПОПЫТАЛСЯ БАШКУ СЕБЕ ВПРАВИТЬ Я ЧЕ, В ХОРРОР ПОПАЛ, Я НЕ ПОНИМАЮ??? Ему

🤯7💘4🕊2👍1

1 Aug 2026, 00:14 UTC49 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026

НУ БЛИН((( Вот бы ты еще захватил спиртику и бинтик, я б расцвел от счастья вместо кактуса!!! :D

4❤‍🔥1💘1🔥1

31 Jul 2026, 23:35 UTC44 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Но зато я все подключил)) Не без приколов, но уже круто, все работает, все пашет, я даже умудрился запихнуть туда небольшой генератор, чтоб и без топлива в баке можно было бы доделать свои медицинские делишки!!! Очень уж я надеюсь, что днем все пройдет отлично, перегоним последнюю поставку, и я НАКОНЕЦ СМОГУ ПРОСТО ПОСПАТЬ и не проснуться с семнадцатью пропущенными...

3🔥2❤‍🔥1💘1

31 Jul 2026, 23:31 UTC47 views6 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Было бы безумно круто, захвати этот "случайный гуляка" пачку чая. Кофе в глотку после практически суток сидения над оборудованием просто не лезет уже :D

🥰4❤‍🔥1💘1

31 Jul 2026, 00:22 UTC42 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Что ж, четверг закончился, пятница началась, я, наконец, опять на связи. Пришлось немного заглушить сигнальчики, чтобы проехать без проблем :D Ну да ладно, что я могу сказать. Лучше перебдеть, чем недобдеть в этом плане) НУ, ПО КРАЙНЕЙ МЕРЕ, МЫ УЛОЖИЛИСЬ В СРОКИ! Это уже хорошо. Не без приключений, все же руку я прищемил, пока все перетаскивали, но это пустяки)) 🪄🪄🪄 А за день я... Я почти закончил с машинами. Оста

🔥51💘1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @GarageConfession_ZSS. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ⲅⲁⲣⲁⲿⲏⲁя υⲥⲡⲟⲃⲉⲇь {Albatross}” (@GarageConfession_ZSS), 94 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/GarageConfession_ZSS.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.