杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#超级好评 【验证留名】:@squatpull 【验证时间】:2026-08-18 【妹子艺名】:#晚晚 【联系方式】:@wan9381 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:400 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ❌ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ✅ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:10分 【颜值评分】:9分 【紧度评分】:10分 【态度/服务评分】:9分 【环境卫生评分】:10分 【综合评分】:9.5 【流程小文】: 竞拍后约了第二天,老师导航位置发的有点笼统,走错位置了,后面发了明细位置。一下子就找到了,公寓楼稍微有点不放心,觉得老师可以换个位置。看到老师小小一个,完全嫩妹来的,人照符合度比较高,基本全自动老师帮洗,老师皮肤非常好,又白又滑,胸大概b吧,本人并非匈奴人,觉得刚刚好,嫩妹服务就不多说了,但是口的很舒服,而且不喊停就不停。后续…

Channel
杭州美团报告频道
@HZMTBG
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,148subscribers
-3,918 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004463676526 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @HZMTBG |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 19 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/HZMTBG |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 73% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 21:41 | 2,148 | +23 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 08:16 | 2,125 | +22 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 02:57 | 2,103 | +6 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 03:42 | 2,097 | +25 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 20:28 | 2,072 | +17 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 16:03 | 2,055 | +18 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 21:09 | 2,037 | +19 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 01:07 | 2,018 | -4,880 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 01:02 | 6,898 | +28 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:28 | 6,870 | +27 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 07:44 | 6,843 | +13 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 10:53 | 6,830 | +343 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:13 | 6,487 | +421 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 20:48 | 6,066 | first reading |
Engagement
38 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 38 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
4 reactions across 4 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 4 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 5 of the 38 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 38 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#超级好评 【验证留名】:@feng189169 【验证时间】:2026-08-19 【妹子艺名】:#棠棠 【联系方式】:@tangbaozz1 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:600 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:9分 【颜值评分】:9分 【紧度评分】:9分 【态度/服务评分】:9分 【环境卫生评分】:8分 【综合评分】:8.83 【流程小文】: 在水群的时候关注到老师 进了老师频道感觉老师长得挺符合我的口味的 拿下老师工兵券 约了今天的头课 老师开课比较早刚开 我就和老师确认好时间到了后老师遥控上楼 进门老师热情的和我打了招呼 让我先坐下休息一会 还给我那了水和拖鞋 情绪价值很高紧接着就脱衣洗澡 然后来到床上 舌吻开始 嘴里没有异味 然后老师给我舔上半身 慢慢往下…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#超级好评 【验证留名】:@zp518518518 【验证时间】:2026-08-19 【妹子艺名】:#棠棠 【联系方式】:@tangbaozz1 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:600 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:8分 【颜值评分】:9分 【紧度评分】:8分 【态度/服务评分】:9分 【环境卫生评分】:8分 【综合评分】:8.5 【流程小文】: 抢了老师工兵 马上就去和老师约课程 老师刚好12点有位 我过去也不远 马上驱车前往 到了老师遥控上门 进门第一眼 符合我的审美就把课费给了老师 老师带我陪浴 洗好一起到炮房 舌吻老师属于蟒蛇级别 口活不错 没有齿感 69也有 bb粉嫩 舔一下就出水了 忍不住了 让老师给我戴上套子 直接开凿 插入的时候包裹感满满的 而且水还…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#好评 【验证留名】:@jinquan15 【验证时间】:2026-08-18 【妹子艺名】:#锦瑟 【联系方式】:@jinse04 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:600 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ❌ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:9分 【颜值评分】:8分 【紧度评分】:8分 【态度/服务评分】:8分 【环境卫生评分】:10分 【综合评分】:8.67 【流程小文】: 挺开朗一个妹子,进门没有着急要水费,不像有些老师进门就要钱,很不舒服。然后主动递了饮料,饮料非常好喝不是那种廉价饮料,也没有催着洗澡。和妹妹一起做客厅聊了回天,然后我主动提出去洗澡。老师也帮着一起洗了一会。 妹妹让我上床等她,然后开始舔胸,口活,这几步感觉是杭州老师的标配,也没有什么特别的步骤,中规中矩。由于妹妹干了一天了,说腰疼。…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#好评 【验证留名】:@hangyi0000000129 【验证时间】:2026-08-18 【妹子艺名】:#晗晗 【联系方式】:@XShanhan 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:600 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ❌ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ 【人照相似】:8分 【身材评分】:9分 【颜值评分】:8分 【紧度评分】:8分 【态度/服务评分】:8分 【环境卫生评分】:7分 【综合评分】:8 【流程小文】: 顺利约到晗晗的工兵,课室在萧山一处老师比较密集的小区,交通方便。 见到老师后,对颜值比较满意,是频道照片上的大致长相,略有美颜,外形整体给人高中女同学的感觉,青春的气息很强。 晗晗身材也是健康少女的感觉,乳房中等大小B+杯,很软弹,很青春,乳头挺小。 老师总体是嫩妹服务,就口和接吻,下面可以摸不能亲,这里与课表69不符。 总…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#好评 【验证留名】:@hzbth 【验证时间】:2026-08-18 【妹子艺名】:#锦瑟 【联系方式】:@jinse04 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:5 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:9分 【颜值评分】:8分 【紧度评分】:9分 【态度/服务评分】:9分 【环境卫生评分】:9分 【综合评分】:8.83 【流程小文】: 新上嫩妹还在附近本狼就果断报名出击了,老师在萧山一个偏僻的回迁小区,安全性很高,直接可以下地库,楼梯楼层均无监控,狼友们可以放心出击。一开始担心会是一个小妹,进门简单聊聊几句,还好,不是一个搞笑精神小妹,不然都硬不起来。人照基本相符,嫩妹无疑,虽然高高瘦瘦的,但是穿着的睡裤勒着小腰,展示着大屁股,臀腰比令人欣喜。老师事先洗过了,所以没有陪浴,事后…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#超级好评 【验证留名】:匿名 【验证时间】:2026-08-17 【妹子艺名】:#夏思吟 【联系方式】:@ShmilyRich 【报告类型】:原价 【上课花费】:1500 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ✅ 【人照相似】:10分 【身材评分】:9分 【颜值评分】:10分 【紧度评分】:9分 【态度/服务评分】:10分 【环境卫生评分】:10分 【综合评分】:9.67 【流程小文】: 今天是来到TG第5次CJ,之前踩坑2次,匆匆走程序2次,整体感受不好,心里有些堵,担惊受怕地约了夏老师,还特意问了老师胖不胖,老师说是排骨,让我放心,说实话心里没有报什么期望。因为昨晚只睡了3个小时,工作难受了一天没有什么兴致,为了不爽约,找到夏老师上课。进门前想着如果差别大一定要拒绝回家睡觉,进门后老师很热情的打招呼,仔细一看…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#超级好评 【验证留名】:@squatpull 【验证时间】:2026-08-16 【妹子艺名】:#倪倪 【联系方式】:@hhui354 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:500 【包含服务】:舌吻 ❌ | 69 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ✅ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:10分 【颜值评分】:8分 【紧度评分】:10分 【态度/服务评分】:10分 【环境卫生评分】:9分 【综合评分】:9.33 【流程小文】: 很临时跟老师约的,老师也根据时间充分调整,然后成功约上。指引非常明确,一下子就找到了,老师几乎和照片没有差别,把美颜滤镜去掉就可以了,额头上稍微有一点点痘痘,皮肤是黄皮,但身材非常不错,年轻嫩妹流程,但是非常到位,不叫停就一直口。老师的体力是真的好,女上位各种姿势疯狂输出,差点被坐出来了,赶紧翻身上马对着老师疯狂输出。老师的…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#超级好评 【验证留名】:@cchaha8th 【验证时间】:2026-08-17 【妹子艺名】:#晨乐 【联系方式】:@chenle88 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:900 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:9分 【颜值评分】:9分 【紧度评分】:10分 【态度/服务评分】:10分 【环境卫生评分】:9分 【综合评分】:9.33 【流程小文】: 知道晨乐马上要红休,也赶在回学校之前,极限的约到课,已经是二刷了,课室也换到好停车的地方,还是很值得表扬,进门沙发小聊了一下,一起去洗澡,晨乐的身材还是不错的,C奶在嫩妹里面也是少见,洗的很仔细,趁机用沐浴乳在老师身上蹭了一下,回到房间,这次专门带了吊带丝袜,让晨乐换上,确实战斗力提升了不少,显得腿特别修长,因为是嫩妹三件套…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#好评 【验证留名】:@ClowRead 【验证时间】:2026-08-13 【妹子艺名】:#亦朵 【联系方式】:@liduo567 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:400 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ | 陪洗 ✅ 【人照相似】:8分 【身材评分】:8分 【颜值评分】:8分 【紧度评分】:9分 【态度/服务评分】:10分 【环境卫生评分】:8分 【综合评分】:8.5 【流程小文】: 教室路边可停车,出去方便。 老师属于长相偏御姐但是整体是可爱类型的,进门就是一身小裙子迎接,戴个小眼镜可可爱爱的,上来就是抱抱,然后转身让我的手能正好揉到胸,狠狠地揉捏一通才脱衣洗澡,洗澡也有陪洗,全自动,出来帮擦。到床上虽然服务就是三件套,但是过程反馈很有趣,不管我是吸乳头,还是揉屁股,还是索吻,都能获得一阵娇喘和呻吟,做爱的时候更…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#好评 【验证留名】:@oeooeeeo 【验证时间】:2026-08-14 【妹子艺名】:#小佳 【联系方式】:@xiaojiajj 【报告类型】:工兵 【上课花费】:900 【包含服务】:舌吻 ✅ | 69 ✅ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ❌ | 口 ✅ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:8分 【颜值评分】:9分 【紧度评分】:8分 【态度/服务评分】:9分 【环境卫生评分】:8分 【综合评分】:8.5 【流程小文】: 跟老师约好出发,位置在丁桥附近,科室小公寓,老师留了门,进去看到老师很漂亮嫩妹一个,环境不错老师很瘦很苗条休息了一会去洗澡老师备有漱口水一次性浴巾,洗好在床上等老师,老师洗完出来看到老师的胸不大不小大概B左右吧一个手刚刚好,屁股挺大而且很挺挺不错的,老师上来口一会,然后亲下咪咪刺激一下,口硬了换我进入式,压着老师开始一边摸…
杭州美团报告模板 https://t.me/HZMTLYQ 【综合评价】:#好评 【验证留名】:匿名 【验证时间】:2026-08-12 【妹子艺名】:#白金翰全区全裸spa 【联系方式】:@Baijinh 【报告类型】:原价 【上课花费】:599 【包含服务】:舌吻 ❌ | 69 ❌ | 情绪价值 ✅ | 花样服务 ✅ 【人照相似】:9分 【身材评分】:9分 【颜值评分】:9分 【紧度评分】:9分 【态度/服务评分】:9分 【环境卫生评分】:9分 【综合评分】:9 【流程小文】: 小黄文没兴致写了,众所周知我是嫩妹爱好者,这个妹妹视频看着挺真的所以当机立断跟帅客服约了时间出发了。 因为是老地方,所以轻车熟路。进门便是一只高颜萝莉,与资料相差无几,盈盈一握的身段结着两颗硕果,简单打过招呼后付水费洗澡。 上了床,老样子我先让妹妹躺着,双手轻轻抚过全身,然后左手抓住一只柰子(手感上乘),右手伸向茂密的丛林,开始把玩…
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“杭州美团报告频道” (@HZMTBG), 2,148 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/HZMTBG.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.