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@HalfMackerel
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14subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 14 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004382382290 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @HalfMackerel |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 9 September 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 29 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 29 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/HalfMackerel |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 52% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 23 Oct 2026, 03:35 | 14 | +1 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 21:22 | 13 | no change |
| 14 Sept 2026, 20:47 | 13 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 9 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
22 reactions across 9 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 72.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 16 | 72.7% | |
| 💅 | 3 | 13.6% | |
| ✍ | 1 | 4.55% | |
| 🕊 | 1 | 4.55% | |
| 🥴 | 1 | 4.55% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 22 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 9 September 2026 to 14 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ уважаемый фандом бсд, не забываем ставить весенние авы ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠓⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠃⠀⢀⣠⠤⠤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡎⠁⢀⡀⠀⠀⢱⠉⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠄ ⠈⠑⠒⠦⠤⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠳⠤⠞⠁⠀⣸⠀⠀⠐⠚⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡠⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀…
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3.На ужин куникида применит к дазаю его же романтизацию вечерних прогулок,как раз дазай когда отдавал чужые документы любовался с довольном любой на луну. 20 тысяч шагов по любой части Юкогамы. #ЗарисовкаОтПолСкумбрии #КуникидаИДазайОтПолСкумбрии
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— Куникида узнал... — Лицо осаму было полузарыто руками которые он скрестил и положил на стол как подушку. Работа Шла полным ходом до дня когда куникида должен был сдавать директору свои отчеты и заполненные бланки по мелким делам, но не нашел их. Ни у кого кроме дазая не было доступа к кабинету куникиды, так как дазай один раз выпросил у него ключ во время какой то миссии и "забыл" отдать. Этот день для дазая о…
╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ #Соукоку15ОтПолСкуибрии
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† У дазя есть привычка которой мешают сигареты. От лица дазая «Ода не особо любил обнимашки... Но что уж тут? Для меня прикосновения это проявление доверия. Ода единственный кто имеет на это право. Я люблю обнимать оду, он очень мягкий и теплый, но есть один недостаток. Он курит! Вы представляете! Я ему говорил что курить плохо и что это его медленно убивает, но он же меня не слушается... В общем, для меня огромн…
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𐌱ᕒ𐌳𐌵𐌼ны𐌵 𐍀𐌵𐌳ᖘ (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。 ᅟᅟᅟᅟ . ֹ ִ ۫ ꒰ 𔘓ꨭ᪾ ꒱ ࿚ᅟ Пρᥙнᥙⲙᥲю ʙᤋ ᥰᥙᥲρ ᧐ᴛ 0+ ᥰдᥰ ᥙ 0+ ᥰρ᧐ᥴⲙ᧐ᴛρ᧐ʙ. Писать: @Monochrom_RR (Псевдоним "Монохром") Либо пишите под пост под пост Ⲏⲉ ⳝⲉⲣⲩ:: Любая NWSP Казино, игры, работа и тд Шок контент мы не несем ответственность за то с кем делаем вп и можем отказать в любой момент без объяснения шб: (любой) https://t.me/MakrelRrr Беру с 7+ подпищиков
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† Акудазаи? Записка от лица дазая «Ах, что было с Акутагавой?.. Он был очень верным псом. Он шел ради меня на все, кроме одного — приемов ванны. Я и сам то не сторонился гигиены. Но мы же сейчас не про меня, а про моего подопечного. Я хотел, чтобы он был идеальным... Так что я довольно часто применял крайние меры, чтобы затащить его помыться. А когда я все таки затаскивал, он демонстративно молчал. Сволочь, я даже …
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Я написал акудазаев. скоро выложу
† О чем же дазай шепчет мори? дазай не показывая виду что говорит что то особенное начал шептать своему навставнику сплетни, хоть и знал что после этого огай его накажет за крысятничество. «...А чуя сегодня утром нашел котенка и принес в штаб! Анэ сан поддержала его, но я против нарушений. И против жестокости. Поэтому я кинул котенка около отлова» «...Видели того мальчика с третьего ряда на зачистке? Он еще был та…
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† от лица дазая «Хахахахаха, вы только посмотрите! Вот он ваш „Грозный босс мафии”!» #ЗаписиОтПолСкумбрии
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† Я много рисую на полях. Особенно бсд... Когда дома буду нафоткаю еще)
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @HalfMackerel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Names
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 23 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“†Пол скумбрии† ЗАКРЫТ!” (@HalfMackerel), 14 subscribers as measured 23 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/HalfMackerel.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.