Channel

Hamsterdam Family 🆓

@HamsterdamFamily

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

49,643subscribers

-2,241 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID	-1002052013915
Type	Channel
Username	@HamsterdamFamily
Description	Welcome to Hamsterdam official announcement channel! Play:https://t.me/hamsterdamplaybot Chat: https://t.me/HamsterdamChat Ru channel: @HamsterdamRU Offers: @hamsterfather @hamsterdam_partners
Created	Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded	6 August 2026
Last confirmed live	10 September 2026
Measurements held	30
Confirmed unchanged	1 time, most recently 10 September 2026
On Telegram	t.me/HamsterdamFamily

Topic

Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 61% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

30 measurements spanning 35 days, net -2,241. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 49,307–52,220 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 30
Measured (UTC)	Subscribers	Change
10 Sept 2026, 06:19	49,643	-188
7 Sept 2026, 02:57	49,831	-179
4 Sept 2026, 09:37	50,010	-103
2 Sept 2026, 19:18	50,113	-64
1 Sept 2026, 15:17	50,177	-73
31 Aug 2026, 13:02	50,250	-91
30 Aug 2026, 09:33	50,341	-60
29 Aug 2026, 07:57	50,401	-63
28 Aug 2026, 09:16	50,464	-77
27 Aug 2026, 07:04	50,541	-56
26 Aug 2026, 07:25	50,597	-54
25 Aug 2026, 05:53	50,651	-92
24 Aug 2026, 03:48	50,743	-104
22 Aug 2026, 08:34	50,847	-113
20 Aug 2026, 23:43	50,960	-48
19 Aug 2026, 22:04	51,008	-78
18 Aug 2026, 23:26	51,086	-65
17 Aug 2026, 20:44	51,151	-61
16 Aug 2026, 18:36	51,212	-86
15 Aug 2026, 08:57	51,298	first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 1 December 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 72 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 27 July 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos: 116
Videos: 1
Links: 98

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

2,606 reactions across 20 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction	Count	Share
👍	742	28.5%
❤	722	27.7%
🔥	667	25.6%
👏	219	8.40%
😁	143	5.49%
🥰	113	4.34%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,606 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 December 2024 to 27 July 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

27 Jul 2025, 09:00 UTC≈7,630 views142 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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⚠️ Watch out, it’s TGE time. 🐮 Damn, we’ve gone full bull mode! 🌞 Nothing better than a little refreshment in this heat. 🍸 Here’s your recipe for the ultimate summer REKTini TGEtini: -100 ml of loyal community -Half a glass of active market makers -1 spoon of exchange deals -A twist of lime, a splash of liquidity — to taste 🥂 And here we go! 📈 Listing: here 📜 Token contract address: here 💎 But let’s be real — y…

👏43👍41❤30😁19🔥9

25 Jul 2025, 18:14 UTC≈5,650 views51 reactionsread 10 September 2026

🥁 Drumroll please! 🌌 We’re getting really close to the biggest hamster-style drop since the Arbitrum Manna from Heaven. But let’s clear a few things up: 💧 We won’t be adding all the liquidity at launch (trust me, kid — it’s best practice). Only a portion goes in at first. That’s super bullish — if you know, you know. 🪙 The rest of the liquidity — along with your donations — will be used for buybacks (grabbing toke…

👍21❤15🔥15

27 Jun 2025, 11:07 UTC≈6,020 views84 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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🤑 Hey you, hustler! You out here all alone? 📚 With the rekt drop coming up, it’s time to revisit the essential crypto glossary! 🧠 Let’s refresh the basics: – Connect your wallet – Sign the transaction – You are not eligible Claim 📊 We’ve finally calculated your droperiano, and you’ll be able to claim it soon! 🫂 I’m sure the solid Hamsterdam community won’t rush to race for the order book — they’ll stake it all i…

❤52🔥13👍7👏5🥰5😁2

27 May 2025, 17:32 UTC≈7,910 views115 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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🤓 What I tried instead of playing Hamsterdam: 😠 Biting my nails 🌻 Cracking sunflower seeds 🎲 Gambling in real life 🤷‍♂️ None of it worked! 🚀 For all you highly addicted gamblers like me, the world is rebooting! 💰 We’re still counting your final drop and prepping the listing (YOU ARE ALL PRE RICH), but meanwhile, you can have fun playing from scratch. Now that you’ve got experience, try not to mess it up!

🔥56👏25❤16👍10🥰5😁3

18 May 2025, 13:10 UTC≈8,070 views181 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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[INT. ABANDONED HANGAR — MORNING] A BEAM OF LIGHT BREAKS THROUGH THE RUSTED ROOF. A HAMSTER STANDS ALONE IN THE EMPTY SPACE, STARING AT THE GROUND. IN THE DISTANCE, THE RUMBLE OF THE CEO HORDE GROWS LOUDER — THEY’RE COMING. HE LIFTS HIS HEAD. SPEAKS LIKE A WARRIOR BEFORE HIS FINAL BATTLE. HAMSTER (CALMLY): I am the Hamster. The last one standing. Son of a shaved father. Grandson of a shaved grandfather. And now — h…

❤102🔥35👍22🥰17😁3👏2

15 May 2025, 14:55 UTC≈5,700 views91 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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⏰ Tick-tock, tick-tock… One last hamster’s on the block. (⌨️ No time to write about the 7th billion hamsters — every second spent posting is a second lost farming in Hamsterdam.) 🇪🇸 For our team, the word ecosystem actually means something. I don’t usually go all poetic, but if you’re getting an EXIT — this might be the first time in history when holding free tokens (or even buying more) actually makes sense. It’s …

🔥45❤21👍11🥰8😁6

21 Apr 2025, 13:42 UTC≈7,310 views94 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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✍️ Dear diary, once again, I’ve bet everything I have. As of today, I’m quitting all my jobs to fully dedicate myself to hamster farming in Hamsterdam. No more distractions. No more nonsense. Today, we crossed the 6 BILLION HAMSTER mark. Pretty sure I’ll be making real money soon and finally stop going to therapy. 👩‍⚕️ ONLY 2 BILLION 😎 LEFT UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME. WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS NEXT?

👍47🔥21❤18😁8

6 Apr 2025, 09:45 UTC≈8,030 views73 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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🪣 Some people see the number 5 billion as sacred—full of deep, personal meaning. Najib Razak — stole nearly $5B from Malaysia’s 1MDB fund. Nicolás Maduro — over $5B vanished from Venezuela’s PDVSA under his watch. Benon Sevan — oversaw the UN’s Oil-for-Food program, where $5B in humanitarian aid mysteriously disappeared. 👑 Meanwhile, we’ve mined 5 billion hamsters! If that’s not a miracle, what is? I bet the next 3…

🔥34👏20👍9😁9❤1

5 Apr 2025, 12:01 UTC≈6,630 views36 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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✨ It’s a magical day in Hamsterdam, Airboxes fall like golden jam. Set your alarm, don’t miss the sky — This ain’t a game, it’s hamster-high! ⏰ At 12, at 15, and 18 UTC, You’ve got a chance to rise and be free. I won’t forget — and neither should you. Smart hamsters know just what to do! 🍺 Airboxes all weekend long — don’t miss a drop! 🫡 Promise: me and ChatGPT will polish the rhyme next time Go

🔥18❤7😁7👍4

26 Mar 2025, 15:55 UTC≈7,090 views59 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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🧠 It’s been a while (never?) since we played “Guess the fake news”! 🎯 The rules are simple, but you’ll need full focus. Let’s go: 🤥 Christopher Nolan heard about trader Homakha’s inverted signals and invited him to star in the new movie “Tenet 2.” 🤥 The Ethereum Foundation proposed treating Ethereum holders’ depression with a mix of pilates and fecal transplants. 🤥 American scientists discovered: the more a Bitco…

🔥23👏20👍11❤5

8 Mar 2025, 12:30 UTC≈8,840 views95 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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💐 Dear, beloved, wonderful, and enchanting women! From the bottom of our hearts, we congratulate you on this beautiful spring holiday! May you always be loved and continue to brighten the world with your smiles! 🎁 This festive weekend, we’re gifting Airboxes to you and your luckless gamblers devoted partners! Don’t forget to log into your favorite game at 12:00, 14:00, 16:00, and 18:00 UTC. 🐹 Now, here are some fun…

❤39👍30🔥21🥰5

4 Mar 2025, 11:50 UTC≈8,210 views66 reactionsread 10 September 2026

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🪂 You don’t have Airboxes! With us, you have Airboxes. Without us, you don't have them! 🎁 Grab your Airboxes all day long today at 12:00, 15:00, and 18:00 UTC. 🫡 hObama gave you sheets. We give you Airboxes!

❤38😁17🔥11

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @HamsterdamFamily. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 6 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Hamsterdam Family 🆓” (@HamsterdamFamily), 49,643 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/HamsterdamFamily.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.