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@JLGreport
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1,781subscribers
-51 since we began measuring on 18 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002697218647 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @JLGreport |
| Created | Between 1 April 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 18 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 3 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 3 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/JLGreport |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Sept 2026, 06:18 | 1,781 | -7 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 05:42 | 1,788 | -9 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 20:12 | 1,797 | -9 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 15:54 | 1,806 | -13 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 03:56 | 1,819 | -13 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 10:38 | 1,832 | no change |
| 18 Aug 2026, 06:46 | 1,832 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 13 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 January 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
19 reactions across 11 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 89.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 17 | 89.5% | |
| 🖕 | 2 | 10.5% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 19 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 13 December 2025 to 6 January 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：sorajh 【出击时间】：2026.1.4 【老师艺名】：#芷晴 【联系方式】：@zhiqing51 【开课位置】：#禅城 【上课费用】：1100pp 【颜值身材】：人照8分左右，颜值可爱，胸B？A？ 【身高体重】：不清楚 【老师类型】：#嫩妹 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍+69 【情绪态度】：热情 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点：有点呆，易忘事 ②优点：服务态度很好，不会冷场，不会催钟 【自由描述】：欠的报告有点多了，欠了好几篇了，自从你“离家出走”后，见面的机会也越来越少，上次ppp后，你不间断地休息，已有二十来日不见，本来约好是周末的，但你说今天没上课，难道？！头课即尾课，哎，我真是好人啊，我最看不得老师白板，下班马上开车回家，洗个澡，喷点我喜欢的旷野，带上麦当劳，驱车赶去；依旧是一起上楼，聊着极为抽象和无语的抖音视频，也说了最近的情况，虽然我们偶尔间…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：walnut96 【出击时间】：2026-1-3 【老师艺名】：#幂幂子 【联系方式 @A520131466a 【开课位置】：#禅城 【上课费用】：600 【颜值身材】：有肉 【身高体重】：160左右100 【老师类型】：#嫩妹 【服务种类】： 蛇+69 课表全套 【情绪态度】：热情 【优点缺点】： ①缺点：虽然有暖气，但天气冷，洗澡出来好冷 ②优点：服务热情，技术好 【自由描述】：进门给一个大大拥抱，然后舌吻，脱衣洗澡，水中萧，眼神拉丝，上床服务，技术很好，69很棒，弟弟很舒服 ，戴套女上，123出货。好评，会返 【自由评分】： 百分制，超过90分的报告将会酌情公布，或者发到群里进行投票是否适合展现 报告仅供参考，请理性选择，
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：督到眼碌碌 【出击时间】：2026-1-3 【老师艺名】：芷晴 【联系方式】：@zhiqing51 【开课位置】：佛山禅城 【上课费用】：1500包 【颜值身材】：满分 【身高体重】：满分 【老师类型】：#嫩妹 【服务种类】：GYDDY 【情绪态度】：热情 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点：浴室偏小 ②优点：暂无发现 【自由描述】： 说是好女孩呢，她又总想着“骗”着我过去，说是坏女孩呢，她又像小家碧玉一样聊着家长里短，无话不讲无话不说，很明显，这个月的震撼伪首发，被我拿下了，到了这天，又是经典的迟到起手，约过的老师都知道眼碌碌的坏习惯，上个月才去的地方轻车熟路走上房门，开门相迎的是躲在门后的芷晴🐷🐷，严实的毛绒大衣遮住全身，只漏出两条匀称的火腿，让人不禁想到火腿需要冷藏，下半句按下不表，相坐在沙发以上，玲珑小腿挂上大腿，开始聊起最近发生的事情，可惜小弟情商不…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：麦兜（工兵版） 【出击时间】：2025-年底 【老师艺名】：#小豌豆 【联系方式】：@qiqi06ya 【开课位置】：#禅城 【上课费用】：8p 【颜值身材】：人照参考12.29号频道视频8-9成，有点肉感，不算胖，颜值中上，🐻A➕ 【身高体重】：168/50 【老师类型】：#嫩妹 （单选） 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍 【情绪态度】：热情 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点：腼腆放不开，皮肤粗糙了一点，🐻A➕ ②优点：颜值还行，水多多，态度也还👌🏻 【自由描述】：闲来无事看到又有新靓靓上榜，看起来针不戳，约好时间靓靓遥控上楼，某景点无门禁直达课室。开门一看是靓靓嫩妹，人照八九成，黄皮肤，比频道多一点肉感，闲聊一会，交上水费一起洗浴。聊了一会就去洗浴完直达主题。刚开的靓靓嫩妹，追求服务的绕道了，喜欢调教的师兄可以来调教一下。比较简单三件套加🐍。开始就🐍，刚开课的原…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：麦兜（二代出轨版） 【出击时间】：2025-圣诞节 【老师艺名】：#豆豆 【联系方式】：@doudouQaa 【开课位置】：#禅城 【上课费用】：7p 【颜值身材】：一枚初恋脸且不上镜的甜妹美女，黄皮肤，现实比频道还甜 【身高体重】：163/94 【老师类型】：#嫩妹 （单选） 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍 【情绪态度】： 热情 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点：对我来说没缺点 ②优点：超级甜妹，初恋女友感拉满，态度超好，科室环境卫生满昏，超级温柔 【自由描述】：俗话说一日不见如隔三秋，上次跟豆豆宝相见还是十月份，知道她回佛山后，趁着圣诞节再续前缘。去之前寻思着，两个月不见豆豆宝频道怎么变得有点肉感了，那就刚好趁着今天带着疑问去康康豆豆宝。还是以前的老地方，到楼下遥控上楼，进门一瞧身着粉色睡衣的豆豆宝，还是之前那般略带点慵懒感，这次更多了点呆萌感，一双月牙眼抿着…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：麦兜（食过大圈版） 【出击时间】：二零二五年十二月吾记得边日 【老师艺名】：八克拉小云 【联系方式】：@JP52020 【开课位置】：#上门 【上课费用】：5200 PP+车 【颜值身材】：人照8.5 【身高体重】：170cm 45kg 【老师类型】：#嫩妹 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍 【情绪态度】：好 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点：没啥缺点，硬要说就是脸部有点网红 ②优点：身材好，漂亮，玩得开 【自由描述】： 人一世物一世，猪乸都要砌一砌。年终奖悄咪咪到账，本来仲想P+P+P，突然余光看到之前抽奖关注的八克拉，心霖辛苦一年，点都要慰劳下细佬，果断选妃，感觉小云不错，直接去马。 开好钟点房，比了车费，大概等左半个钟，突然听到敲门声，猫眼睇一下，笋货啊叼，真系十足十抖音网红，即刻开门扯旗迎接。一见面就拥抱，用充血铁通顶住距下阴。小云感觉到，即刻就话…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】： D 【出击时间】：2025-12下旬 【老师艺名】：#小梁 【联系方式】：@jxj8288 【开课位置】：#佛山／禅城 【上课费用】：700p 【颜值身材】：颜值如图接近0差距（邻家女孩），身材非常苗条， 【身高体重】：158/90 【老师类型】： #嫩妹 【服务种类】：参考课表全套 【情绪态度】：羞涩、主动、耐心 【优点缺点】：必填 ①优点：嫩妹，颜值真实女友感强，身材轻容易驾驭，房间尚可、可以免费停车2小时； 缺点：一次性毛巾小了点，刚下嗨有点局促。 【自由描述】： 新上榜老师，感觉挺似我前度，立马联系老师，老师非常勤快，回复迅速。准时到达地点。老师全程定期跟进，引导科室，科室这里有2小时地下室免费停车。车位充足。好评一个。进门一看惊呆，老师和上榜图片，基本接近0差距（不是照骗），身高160左右，45公斤。颜值如图真人更加立体，身材苗条，穿灰色紧…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：不留名 【出击时间】：2025-12月下旬 【老师艺名】：#baby大大 【联系方式】：@ddcftaa 【开课位置】：#桂城 【上课费用】：800p 【颜值身材】：颜值大气、身材匀称 【身高体重】：165/95 【老师类型】： #嫩妹御姐 【服务种类】： 参考课表 【情绪态度】：美丽 、温暖 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点:比较难约，电梯等得有点久，服务不要想多。 ②优点:颜值高级、情绪稳定、耐性聆听、有免费停车2小时。 【自由描述】： ①只作纪录描述。记不清这是第几次来这儿了，地方不算陌生，半个著名景点。到得早了些，她还在吃晚饭，我找了个空位坐下，点了杯瑞幸拿铁，掏出手机刷了刷近期的新闻。等她吃完，跟着她往预定的位置走，推开门进去。她穿了件浅白色毛衣，外面套着件带毛领的灰色外套，看着挺温和的样子。 她提前备了不少零食和饮料，摆了满满一桌，能看出是特…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：梁 【出击时间】：2025-12/23 【老师艺名】：#左左 【联系方式】：@zuozuo199 【开课位置】：#佛山／禅城 【上课费用】：1p 【颜值身材】：9分 【身高体重】：163/98 【老师类型】： #小姐姐 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍+69 课表全套 【情绪态度】：冷冰 平淡 热情 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点：房子有点小 ②优点：水多多 【自由描述】： 先看到老师照片，一眼就是那种温柔型的少妇，还是大奶，瞬间让我上头，赶紧约好老师，然后满怀期待去上课！一进门，果然不错，一个可爱温柔少妇，娇滴滴地站在门后，然后乳沟一眼可见，果然是大奶，忍不住摸一下，摸一下胸很舒服，胸型很好看无敌了，寒暄了几句，就去洗澡，洗澡老师很认真，在身上游走之前都没做过这一行，所以态度格外好，洗背的时候，让我欲罢不能，转过身抱着老师大奶子揉搓，然后抱着kiss，然后就…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport > 【出击留名】：瘾蛇🐍 【出击时间】：2025.12.23 【老师艺名】：#乐莎儿 【联系方式】：@lesha44133 【开课位置】：#禅城 【上课费用】：999P 【颜值身材】：人照9.5成 【身高体重】：160 45kg 【胸杯紧度】：36C 【老师类型】：#御姐 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍+69+共浴+乳交 课表全套 【情绪态度】：热情 【优点缺点】： ①缺点：我觉得没有，物超所值 ②优点：热情，花样多，科室环境好。 身材不是大直长，不过都恰到好处。 【自由描述】： 提前约好，定位准确， 小区门前，容易停车。 一进门，乐莎儿直接抱着我，一顿舌吻🐍，说老实我人都没看清，反应过来已经美人在怀了，这个时候才认真看了看，一模一样，样貌和身材。乐莎儿一边大蟒蛇我，一边还搓我的小🐍，啊？这么直接，这么爽的？（一般流程不都是，我进门，大家互相看一下，然后我递交水费，再闲聊…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：麦兜（造谣版） 【出击时间】：冬至 【老师艺名】：#小爱 【联系方式】：@Lqxx13579 【开课位置】：#南海 【上课费用】：7p 【颜值身材】：人照9成，一枚细枝长腿甜妹美女，皮肤白嫩，🐻b 【身高体重】：166/95 【老师类型】：#甜妹 （单选） 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍 【情绪态度】： 热情 【优点缺点】：必填 ①缺点：硬说一个🐻再大一点就完美了 ②优点：颜值高，温柔细腻，热情....写不完写不完 【自由描述】：记叙文一篇。顺颂时祺，冬至快乐。冬至日在群看到小爱宝子，打趣说道过去有木有饺子汤圆7️⃣，小爱：有的兄弟有的。人在牢广心又飞到牢佛这了。那就约好时间，依旧是熟悉地点遥控上楼，门开便瞧到熟悉的小爱宝子，还是熟悉的先来一个大大拥抱，再去一看这次居然是身着JK制服耶，比起往日的甜美可爱，这次多了几分古灵精怪的学妹既视感。稍坐一会，一起聊了…
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#极乐宫报告 <https://t.me/JLGreport> 【出击留名】：mouse cat 【出击时间】：2025-12/21 【老师艺名】：#艾米 【联系方式】：@cccccccllllll 【开课位置】：#桂城 【上课费用】：1599 【颜值身材】：没的说 【身高体重】：目测166高/98斤 【老师类型】：#嫩妹 【服务种类】：洗吹做 🐍+69 课表全套 【情绪态度】： 热情似火 【优点缺点】： ①缺点：太难约了 ②优点：身材颜值俱佳，可御姐可嫩妹 【自由描述】： 已经n返了，太难约了，特别是周末，虽然往返深圳佛山，也无法阻挡我的脚步。开门的瞬间，艾米老师一袭黑色的睡衣，让人眼前一亮，凸显性感。赶紧上前拥抱，后面就正常洗漱，课程详细就不说了，每次体验都很激动和舒服，除了女上容易被秒，真的已经无数次女上被秒。真希望老师去广州，可惜支持佛山的大佬太多了，惜败惜败，坐等下次投票。 【自由评分】：96 报告仅供参考，请…
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Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“佛山极乐宫报告榜” (@JLGreport), 1,781 subscribers as measured 3 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/JLGreport.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.