‼️بلومبرگ: کویت و قطر با استفاده از عملیات شاتل(انتقال نفتخام از خاک عمان و پمپ آن از خلیج عمان) توانستهاند صادرات نفت خودشون رو به ۷۰ درصد زمان قبل از جنگ برسونن و به نوعی تنگه هرمز رو دور بزنند 🆔 @Joook_Bahal
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Channel
@Joook_Bahal
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
8,598subscribers
-89 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001027944870 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Joook_Bahal |
| Created | Between 1 January 2016 and 31 March 2016 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Joook_Bahal |
International news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 16 Sept 2026, 20:40 | 8,598 | -6 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 17:16 | 8,604 | -12 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 01:18 | 8,616 | -23 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 12:57 | 8,639 | -9 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 00:13 | 8,648 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 07:34 | 8,649 | -8 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 04:06 | 8,657 | -2 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 21:07 | 8,659 | -12 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 09:58 | 8,671 | -5 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 19:28 | 8,676 | +3 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 02:08 | 8,673 | -4 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 03:54 | 8,677 | -10 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 03:01 | 8,687 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 21:18 | 8,687 | first reading |
394 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 28 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026 |
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| Posts held | 394 (5 August 2026 – 28 August 2026) |
| Views total | 166,390 |
| Reactions total | 5,907 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 28 Aug 2026, 16:37 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 148 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
16,169 reactions across 376 posts, in 23 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 4,935 | 30.5% | |
| 🤣 | 3,628 | 22.4% | |
| 💩 | 2,269 | 14.0% | |
| 🤬 | 1,175 | 7.27% | |
| ❤ | 1,042 | 6.44% | |
| 💔 | 755 | 4.67% | |
| 🖕 | 682 | 4.22% | |
| 😁 | 639 | 3.95% | |
| 👏 | 386 | 2.39% | |
| 😭 | 162 | 1.00% | |
| 🤡 | 110 | 0.68% | |
| 😐 | 102 | 0.631% | |
| 🤯 | 97 | 0.6% | |
| 🔥 | 80 | 0.495% | |
| 🍾 | 28 | 0.173% | |
| 👎 | 19 | 0.118% | |
| 🫡 | 15 | 0.093% | |
| 🍌 | 13 | 0.08% | |
| 😍 | 11 | 0.068% | |
| 🤷 | 10 | 0.062% | |
| 3 further kinds | 11 | 0.068% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 394 of the 394 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 17,050 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 394 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Joook_Bahal. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 394 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 August 2026 to 28 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
‼️بلومبرگ: کویت و قطر با استفاده از عملیات شاتل(انتقال نفتخام از خاک عمان و پمپ آن از خلیج عمان) توانستهاند صادرات نفت خودشون رو به ۷۰ درصد زمان قبل از جنگ برسونن و به نوعی تنگه هرمز رو دور بزنند 🆔 @Joook_Bahal
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اسکات بسنت، وزیر خزانهداری آمریکا: وزارت خزانهداری وعده داده بود که هر شریان اقتصادیِ باقیمانده برای تهران را قطع کند و سرانجام به تهدید رژیم ایران پایان دهد. همچنین هشدار دادیم که حامیان ایران نمیتوانند همچنان از دسترسی به دلار آمریکا و نظام مالی جهانی برخوردار باشند. بانک مصر امارات تصمیم گرفت این موضوع را به شیوه سخت بفهمد، و امروز نخستین گام را برای پاسخگو کردن آن بهدلیل حمایت مستمر و فاحشش از رژیم ایران بر…
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وزارت خزانهداری آمریکا اعلام کرد شعبه «بانک مصر» در امارات متحده عربی یکی از مسیرهای مهم دسترسی جمهوری اسلامی به دلار بوده است و برخی مشتریان بانک مصر، شرکتهای پوششی مورد استفاده وزارت دفاع جمهوری اسلامی و سپاه پاسداران برای دور زدن تحریمها و پولشویی بودند. به گفته این وزارتخانه، از این شرکتها برای پولشویی به نفع مجتبی خامنهای، رهبر جمهوری اسلامی، نیز استفاده شده است. وزارت خزانهداری آمریکا اعلام کرد این شع…
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علیآبادی، وزیر نیرو: پول قبض برق ۷۵ درصد مردم به اندازه خرید یک پیتزا هم نیست. میخواید در مصرف صرفهجویی نکنیم برسه به یک پیتزا؟ سود سهام عدالت ۲ تا ۵ دلاره!! چرا هی کم و کمتر میشه!؟ دلار هرسال دوبل میشه ولی سود سهام ناعدالت بیشتر نمیشه، کمترم میشه! واقعا خجالت نمیکشید!؟ اون وزیر نیرو بیشرف میگه پول قبض ۷۵٪ مردم اندازه یه پیتزا نیست! ولی خودشون رو نمیبینن پول سود یکسال سهام نا عدالتشون ۲تا چیپس و پفک میشه!! 🆔 @J…
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دونالد ترامپ، در گفتوگو با اکسیوس درباره تنگه هرمز تاکید کرد که این تنگه «باز است.» او گفت: «پاسخ ایران بسیار ملایم است. آنها نمیخواهند ما دوباره به آنها حمله کنیم. تمام ماجرا همین است. بقیه چیزها اهمیتی ندارد.» برد کوپر، فرمانده ستاد مرکزی آمریکا، سنتکام، بامداد جمعه در ویدئویی گفت: «مسیرهای دریایی بینالمللی بهرسمیتشناختهشده در تنگه، عاری از مینهای دریایی ایران هستند». او این دستاورد را «یک نقطه عطف مهم» خ…
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ارتش ایالات متحده در ویدئویی که روز پنجشنبه پنجم شهریور منتشر شد اعلام کرد که نیروهای آمریکایی مینهای دریایی را از تنگه هرمز پاکسازی کردهاند و مسیرهای بینالمللی کشتیرانی باز هستند. دریاسالار برد کوپر، فرمانده فرماندهی مرکزی ارتش ایالات متحده، سنتکام در یک پیام ویدئویی که در رسانههای اجتماعی منتشر شد، تاکید کرد که «امروز، خطوط کشتیرانی بینالمللی باز هستند و تردد در حال افزایش است.» کوپر با اشاره به پاکسازی مین…
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یک زن شاغل در حرفه قصابی با انتشار ویدیویی از وضعیت کساد بازار و تشدید فشار معیشتی مردم میگوید مشتریانی به مغازهاش میآیند و میگویند شش ماه یا حتی یک سال است گوشت نخوردهاند. مرکز آمار ایران در تازهترین گزارش خود از ادامه جهش قیمت مواد غذایی در مردادماه خبر داده است. در میان گروههای خوراکی شیر، پنیر و تخممرغ و همچنین گوشت و فرآوردههای آن، از جمله گروههایی هستند که در ماههای اخیر افزایش قیمت بالایی را تجربه …
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امیدوارم این سیل نپال تا پاکستان برسه. کینه توز نیستم برا خودشون میگم که یه حمومی رفته باشن 🆔 @Joook_Bahal
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گاو ما رو ندیدین؟! چرا دیدیم… دور میدون اصلی شهر با دلار ۲۰۰ تومنی پرچم فلسطین تکون میداد. 🆔 @Joook_Bahal
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من بعد از هربار که یک مصاحله از این جماعت منتشر میشه؛ میگم این دیگه آخر وقاحتشونه! حکومتی که در استفاده از پول ملت ایران اولویتش در ۴۸سال اخیر فلسطین و حومه بوده، شکست خورده و مستأصل آویزان مردم کشوری شده که در تمام این سالها مرگ حوالهاش میداد! محمدباقر قالیباف، رییس مجلس، در واکنش به اظهارات اسکات بسنت، وزیر خزانهداری آمریکا، این کشور را «امپراتوری رو به زوال» خواند و اسرائیل را نیروی نیابتی آمریکا توصیف کرد. …
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شما این خبر رو میتونی به عنوان دقیقترین مثال کمدی سیاه استفاده کنی. 🆔 @Joook_Bahal
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🏴☠️ وزیر نیرو: هر کسی که بخواد برقش قطع نشه، با ما مکاتبه کنه، از بورس برق با قیمت آزاد براش خریداری میکنیم! از «آب و برق را مجانی میکنم برای طبقه مستمند» رسیدن به «برق مستمندان را قطع و به متمولان میدهیم» حرومزادهها تازه قبضها رو چند برابر هم کردن دیدن کسی خرخرهشون رو نجوید یه قدم اومدن جلوتر...! هفت سال پیش: خبرنگار: تا چه میزان افزایش قیمت [سوخت] منطقیه به نظر شما؟ زنگنه وزیر نفت: تا وقتی که مردم تحمل کنن، …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 394 posts we hold for @Joook_Bahal. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ما خِعلے باحالـیم!🔞” (@Joook_Bahal), 8,598 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Joook_Bahal.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.