Channel
@LAAOAAA
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
3,887subscribers
-55 since we began measuring on 1 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001157708283 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @LAAOAAA |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 1 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/LAAOAAA |
Religion — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 03:16 | 3,887 | -12 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 01:40 | 3,899 | -10 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 06:40 | 3,909 | -17 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 01:16 | 3,926 | -12 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 04:06 | 3,938 | -4 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 12:15 | 3,942 | no change |
| 1 Sept 2026, 12:01 | 3,942 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 22 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
6 reactions across 4 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 2 | 33.3% | |
| ❤🔥 | 2 | 33.3% | |
| 💘 | 1 | 16.7% | |
| 😭 | 1 | 16.7% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 April 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
أَلا لَيتَ قَلبًا بَينَ جَنبَيَّ دامِيا أَصابَ سُلُوًا أَو أَصابَ الأَمانِيا أَجَنَّ الأَسى حَتّى إِذا ضاقَ بِالأَسى تَدَفَّقَ مِن عَينَيَّ أَحمَرَ قانِيا تَهيجُ بِيَ الذِكرى البُروقُ ضَواحِكًا وَتُغري بِيَ الوَجدُ الطُيورُ شَوادِيا فَأَبكي لِما بي مِن جَوىً وَصَبابَةٍ وَأَبكي إِذا أَبصَرتُ في الأَرضِ باكِيا فَلا تَحسِباني أَذرِفُ الدَمعَ عادَةً وَلا تَحسِباني أُنشِدُ الشِعرَ لاهِيا وَلَكِنَّها نَفسي إِذا جاشَ جَأشُه…
﴿ وَمَن يَتَّقِ اللَّهَ يَجعَل لَهُ مِن أَمرِهِ يُسرًا ﴾
أحتاج مشرف ينشر بالقناة.
💘1
عيدكم مبارك وكل عام وأنتم بخير أعضاء لوعة أعاده الله علينا وعليكم بالصحة والعافية.
❤1
اللَّهُ أَكْبَرُ ، اللَّهُ أَكْبَرُ ، اللَّهُ أَكْبَرُ ، لاَ إِلَهَ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ ، اللَّهُ أَكْبَرُ ، اللَّهُ أَكْبَرُ ، وللَّهِ الحمدُ
يا بعيدًا يشتاقُهُ لحظُ عيني وقريبًا محلُّهُ في فُؤادي
وسينقضي بلقائك عهد بؤسي وشقائي! - المنفلوطي.
أريد أصفى وي رُوحِي وأريد أراضيها وأريد أمسَح غُبار ألمَا رَحم بيها وأريد أزرَع وَرِد بَس كون جَرحِي يطيب ومَحطَات المِشَوا مَاريد أمُر بيها .
❤1😭1
كَتَمَ الهَوى فَوَشَت عَلَيهِ دُموعُهُ مِن حَرِّ جَمرٍ تَحتَويهِ ضُلوعُهُ صَبٌّ، تَشاغَلَ بِالرَبيعِ وزَهرُهُ قَومٌ، «وَفي وَجهِ الحَبيبِ رَبيعُهُ» يا لائِمي فيمَن تَمَنَّعَ وَصلُهُ عَن بُغيَتي «أَحلى الهَوى مَمنوعُهُ» كَيفَ التَّخلُّص إن تَجَنَّى أو جَنى والحُسنُ شيىءٌ ما يُرَد شفيعُهُ شَمسٌ وَلَكِن في فُؤادي حَرُّها بَدرٌ وَلَكِن في القَباءِ طُلوعُهُ قالَ العَواذِلُ ما الَّذي استَحسَنتَهُ فيهِ وَما يَسبيكَ قُل…
❤🔥2
بلّغوها إِذا أَتيتُم حِمَاها أنني مِتُ في الغرامِ فِدَاها واذكروني لها بِكُلِّ جميلٍ فعساها تَحِن علي عساها
شَوْقٌ إلَيكِ، تَفيضُ منهُ الأدمُعُ وَجَوًى عَلَيكِ، تَضِيقُ منهُ الأضلعُ وَهَوًى تُجَدّدُهُ اللّيَالي، كُلّمَا قَدُمتْ وتُرْجعُهُ السّنُونَ، فيرْجعُ .
متوقفًا عن كل شيئ جئت لكي أتأملك.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @LAAOAAA. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“لوعَة.” (@LAAOAAA), 3,887 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/LAAOAAA.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.