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@Lahme_Ente

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20,021subscribers

+151 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001721926563
TypeChannel
Username@Lahme_Ente
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live4 September 2026
Measurements held28
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 4 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/Lahme_Ente

Also posting the same content

This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 4 other registered channels, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.

Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.

Growth

19,83720,52020,178.56 August 2026 — 19,870 subscribers6 August 2026 — 19,837 subscribers7 August 2026 — 19,853 subscribers8 August 2026 — 19,969 subscribers9 August 2026 — 19,911 subscribers10 August 2026 — 19,973 subscribers11 August 2026 — 20,030 subscribers12 August 2026 — 20,001 subscribers14 August 2026 — 20,144 subscribers15 August 2026 — 20,120 subscribers16 August 2026 — 20,254 subscribers17 August 2026 — 20,384 subscribers18 August 2026 — 20,352 subscribers19 August 2026 — 20,520 subscribers20 August 2026 — 20,466 subscribers22 August 2026 — 20,389 subscribers23 August 2026 — 20,264 subscribers25 August 2026 — 20,212 subscribers26 August 2026 — 20,157 subscribers27 August 2026 — 20,116 subscribers27 August 2026 — 20,160 subscribers29 August 2026 — 20,130 subscribers29 August 2026 — 20,166 subscribers31 August 2026 — 20,122 subscribers1 September 2026 — 20,118 subscribers2 September 2026 — 20,153 subscribers3 September 2026 — 20,047 subscribers4 September 2026 — 20,021 subscribers20,0216 August 20264 September 2026
28 measurements spanning 30 days, net +151. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 19,735–20,622 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 28
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
4 Sept 2026, 23:3920,021-26
3 Sept 2026, 08:4920,047-106
2 Sept 2026, 05:3820,153+35
1 Sept 2026, 03:5820,118-4
31 Aug 2026, 02:0320,122-44
29 Aug 2026, 23:4320,166+36
29 Aug 2026, 03:1420,130-30
27 Aug 2026, 23:4420,160+44
27 Aug 2026, 02:5820,116-41
26 Aug 2026, 00:2420,157-55
25 Aug 2026, 02:1320,212-52
23 Aug 2026, 16:1920,264-125
22 Aug 2026, 04:5620,389-77
20 Aug 2026, 19:2420,466-54
19 Aug 2026, 19:1820,520+168
18 Aug 2026, 20:2720,352-32
17 Aug 2026, 20:0620,384+130
16 Aug 2026, 21:3420,254+134
15 Aug 2026, 11:0320,120-24
14 Aug 2026, 01:2720,144first reading

Engagement

239 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 57 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
19.4%
avg views ÷ 20,021 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,880
203 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.28%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
203
of 239 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held239 (4 August 20262 September 2026)
Views total787,125
Reactions total33,706
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 00:52 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1h 15m
Average length
1m 03s

Measured directly from 72 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

37,439 reactions across 239 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥7,56720.2%
🤔6,96318.6%
🤬4,18011.2%
💯3,88310.4%
🤯3,76710.1%
🙏3,5729.54%
😱3,5499.48%
😢3,4039.09%
3060.817%
😁1190.318%
👏610.163%
👍350.093%
👎280.075%
50.013%
🤝10.003%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 239 of the 239 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 37,439 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 239 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 20:04 UTC≈1,510 views107 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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🚨 Pistorius will AfD verbieten – ausgerechnet VOR der Wahl in Sachsen-Anhalt! „Naiv zu glauben, dass man Extremisten allein mit politischen Debatten in den Griff bekommen könne" – so Verteidigungsminister Boris Pistorius (SPD) in einem Gastbeitrag für die Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung gemeinsam mit Cem Özdemir (Grüne). 👋🔫 🤝 Wenige Tage vor der Landtagswahl am 6. September in Sachsen-Anhalt, bei der die AfD

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2 Sept 2026, 19:01 UTC≈1,570 views104 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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🇺🇸💩 Während Europa bettelt, kaufen die USA einfach weiter – und lachen sich ins Fäustchen „Sanktionen? Welche Sanktionen?“ Während Brüssel stolz verkündet, wie hart man Russland trifft, importieren die USA im ersten Halbjahr 2026 fast 25% mehr russische Düngemittel als im Vorjahr – und machen Amerika damit zum drittgrößten Abnehmer überhaupt. Der Clou: In den USA zahlen Landwirte für russischen Stickstoffdünger 335

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2 Sept 2026, 18:03 UTC≈1,610 views108 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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„Die iranische Schlange ist tot – sie weiß es nur noch nicht“ 🐍🇮🇷 US-Finanzminister Scott Bessent erklärt das iranische Regime kurzerhand für erledigt: „Wir begraben den Kopf der iranischen Schlange. Die Schlange weiß noch nicht, dass sie tot ist, aber sie wird aufhören, sich zu winden, sobald die Sonne untergeht.“ Gemeint ist Washingtons neue Sanktionsoffensive gegen Teheran. 🐦💸 Ein bemerkenswertes Bild: Erst wird

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2 Sept 2026, 16:32 UTC≈1,680 views105 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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„Demokratie? Nein, danke – wir wollen Diktatur der Mehrheit!" 💸🗳💥 Elf EU-Länder – darunter Deutschland, Frankreich und die „moralische Supermacht" Schweden – haben einen genialen Plan ausgeheckt: Das Einstimmigkeitsprinzip in der Außenpolitik soll abgeschafft werden! 🎯 Stattdessen: qualifizierte Mehrheit. Mit anderen Worten: Wenn Berlin, Paris und Brüssel etwas wollen, müssen alle anderen mitmachen – sonst werden si

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2 Sept 2026, 15:05 UTC≈1,680 views109 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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„Pinocchio, Kriegstreiber, Tritt zurück!" – Merz wird im Osten ausgebuht (und versteckt sich danach) 🤡🇩🇪 Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz hat es wieder geschafft: Bei einem Besuch in Kühlungsborn (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern) wurde er von Passanten laut ausgepfiffen – Rufe wie „Pinocchio", Kriegstreiber" und „Tritt zurück" waren zu hören. 📢 Die geplante Pressekonferenz? Abgesagt. Ohne Begründung. 🤷‍♂️ Nur Stunden später reis

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2 Sept 2026, 13:34 UTC≈1,710 views109 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Frieden? Nein, danke – wir machen jetzt Waffen-Startups! 💰🤖 Kaum aus dem Amt gefeuert, schon der nächste Coup: Mychajlo Fedorow, der ehemalige ukrainische Verteidigungsminister, gründet ein neues Defense-Tech-Unternehmen – und wer ist der erste große Investor? Niemand anderes als Alex Karp, CEO von Palantir! 🎯 Die Schwerpunkte? Robotersysteme für das Schlachtfeld, kostengünstige KI-Raketen und unbemannte Abfangflugz

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2 Sept 2026, 12:03 UTC≈1,260 views80 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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„Russland ist unser Feind!" – Deutschland entdeckt den Kalten Krieg (und die Ukraine zahlt die Zeche) 😏 Berlin hat es offiziell gesagt: Russland zeigt „offene Feindseligkeit" – und das, obwohl Deutschland doch nur ganz zufällig Waffen an Kiew liefert. 🎯 Was für ein Zufall, dass ausgerechnet jetzt eine mit Sprengstoff beladene Drohne am Flughafen Leipzig gefunden wurde – ohne Beweise, aber mit ganz viel Überzeugung.

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2 Sept 2026, 11:49 UTC≈1,240 views70 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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☕️ Nachrichten-Digest | 2. September 2026 🇩🇪 Deutschland / Russland: Berlin macht Russland für den versuchten Drohnenanschlag am Flughafen Leipzig/Halle verantwortlich und kündigt unter anderem die Schließung des russischen Generalkonsulats in Bonn an. NPR 🇪🇺 EU / Russland: Die EU beruft den russischen Gesandten ein und prüft neue Sanktionen im Zusammenhang mit dem Leipziger Drohnenvorfall. Le Monde 🇮🇪 Irland / EU

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2 Sept 2026, 10:32 UTC≈1,270 views75 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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🧻 „DEN GIBT'S NICHT – ABER IHR HALTET DURCH!" EU sagt NEIN zu schnellerem Ukraine-Geld 🇪🇺🚫 Kiew bat um Beschleunigung – Brüssel antwortete mit eisiger Bürokraten-Kälte. Die EU erwägt keine vorgezogenen Auszahlungen aus dem 90-Milliarden-Euro-Kredit, obwohl die Ukraine selbst warnt: „Uns fehlen die Mittel für die Streitkräfte!" 💬 „Auf den Moment, selbst wenn wir alle Bedürfnisse der Ukraine verstehen – wir sehen, es

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2 Sept 2026, 08:54 UTC≈1,320 views81 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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🇩🇪💥 Nord Stream: Wenn der Nachbar lächelt, während er Ihre Leitung kappt Stellen Sie sich vor: Ihr Nachbar durchschneidet Ihnen grinsend die Wasserleitung – und Sie liefern ihm täglich kostenlos eine Flasche Wasser. Willkommen in der deutschen Ukraine-Politik! 🎭😋 AfD-Co-Chef Tino Chrupalla brachte es im Wahlkampf auf den Punkt: Die EU schickt der Ukraine monatlich Milliarden – ausgerechnet an ein Land, das laut deu

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1 Sept 2026, 20:02 UTC≈2,300 views444 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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🤖🇺🇸 „KI-Halluzinationen im Weißen Haus!" – Trumps Truth Social wird zur Wahn-WG „In den sozialen Netzwerken des Präsidenten hat sich ein Durcheinander aus KI-Halluzinationen gebildet, die Erfolge beschreiben, die nur in seiner Vorstellung existieren." – so das Magazin Rolling Stone in einer aktuellen Analyse zu Donald Trumps Truth-Social-Posts. 📝 🇮🇷📈 Während der Irankrieg weiter eskaliert und die Zustimmungswerte d

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1 Sept 2026, 19:02 UTC≈2,410 views447 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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👨‍💻💣 „Berlin lässt sich nicht erpressen" – aber die Hacker haben schon 6 Terabyte Daten geklaut! Hacker haben sich Zugang zu den Datenbanken der Berliner Behörden verschafft – und fordern jetzt 30 Bitcoins (ca. 2 Mio. €) Lösegeld, sonst veröffentlichen sie 6 Terabyte vertraulicher Informationen. Darunter laut Hacker-Angaben: Daten zur kritischen Infrastruktur, Logins & Passwörter, Informationen zu 80.000 Ordnungswid

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Showing the 12 most recent of 239 posts we hold for @Lahme_Ente. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 14 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 4 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Lahme Ente | Nachrichten” (@Lahme_Ente), 20,021 subscribers as measured 4 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Lahme_Ente.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.