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Channel
𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑟𝑒
@MeineMetanoia
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
231subscribers
-26 since we began measuring on 29 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002128206048 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @MeineMetanoia |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 29 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 30 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 30 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/MeineMetanoia |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 23 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 30 Oct 2026, 01:29 | 231 | +1 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 14:06 | 230 | -7 |
| 16 Oct 2026, 09:10 | 237 | -2 |
| 8 Oct 2026, 18:55 | 239 | -13 |
| 28 Sept 2026, 15:56 | 252 | -1 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 22:01 | 253 | -3 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 07:44 | 256 | -1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 23:30 | 257 | no change |
| 29 Aug 2026, 23:15 | 257 | first reading |
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 8 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
از ذهن سر صبحم انتظار چندانی ندارم ولی خب...
باران روی شیشههای رنگی و کمی کپکزده میرقصید و صدایش در اتاقک زیر شیروانی نمور میپیچید. به اطرافش نگاه میکرد و میگذاشت سنگینی قلبش هر جسم بیجانی که از او خوشبختتر بود را با حسادتی بیمارگونه و تازه شکفته، لمس کند. چند دسته کتاب قدیمی و زرد شده که لمس انگشتان متعدد همچنان روی جلدها و برگههایشان خودنمایی میکرد، قلم پری فراموش شده که روی میز چوبی رها شده بود و آخرین قطرات جوهرش را از دست میداد، شمع نیم سوخته که رنگ …
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کاش میتوانستم فرار کنم، از این دیار و سرزمین، از چهار دیواریای که نامش خانهاست اما گمانم اصلا مناسبش نیست. کاش در بازه زمانی دیگری میزیستم، نمیدانم.. در کلبهای جنگلی بودم یا که در آپارتمانی نقلی، شاید هم بهتر میشد اگر اصلا انسان نبودم. به طور مثال قاصدکی بودم در دشتی سرسبز و دغدغهام بوسیدن باران بود و نشاندن شبنم برجانم همانند گلهای آنطرفتر، یا به نسیمی خنک میماندم تا عطرهای دلنشین را لمس کنم و به خاطر بسپ…
It's a love story, baby jus say Yes~
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𝑰𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒊𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒅 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒆 𝑶𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏, 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏, 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏, 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒏
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑰𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑺𝒊𝒏
› 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @MeineMetanoia. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@AsalSunn · 24,597
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 57 here — alongside 56 others — read 22 September 2026
@Download_stop · 40,396
Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 31 August 2026
@maz_azzmon · 20,018
Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 5 October 2026
@Exam_stop · 46,533
Telegram ranks this channel #55 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 29 August 2026
@jozve_gold_konkur · 38,108
Telegram ranks this channel #61 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 5 September 2026
This channel appears in 5 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑟𝑒” (@MeineMetanoia), 231 subscribers as measured 30 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/MeineMetanoia.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.