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Министр НКВД

@Ministr_NKVD

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12,385subscribers

+629 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001791897872
TypeChannel
Username@Ministr_NKVD
Created2 November 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/Ministr_NKVD

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 58% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

11,65313,30712,4806 August 2026 — 11,756 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,753 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,717 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,795 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,695 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,880 subscribers11 August 2026 — 12,206 subscribers12 August 2026 — 11,653 subscribers14 August 2026 — 12,806 subscribers15 August 2026 — 12,786 subscribers16 August 2026 — 12,575 subscribers17 August 2026 — 12,526 subscribers18 August 2026 — 12,555 subscribers19 August 2026 — 12,835 subscribers20 August 2026 — 13,118 subscribers21 August 2026 — 13,222 subscribers22 August 2026 — 12,990 subscribers24 August 2026 — 13,200 subscribers25 August 2026 — 12,451 subscribers26 August 2026 — 12,471 subscribers27 August 2026 — 12,465 subscribers28 August 2026 — 12,456 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,676 subscribers30 August 2026 — 12,636 subscribers31 August 2026 — 12,776 subscribers1 September 2026 — 13,084 subscribers2 September 2026 — 13,307 subscribers4 September 2026 — 12,485 subscribers6 September 2026 — 12,373 subscribers9 September 2026 — 12,844 subscribers12 September 2026 — 12,633 subscribers13 September 2026 — 12,688 subscribers15 September 2026 — 12,244 subscribers17 September 2026 — 12,385 subscribers12,3856 August 202617 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 42 days, net +629. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,405–13,555 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 15:1912,385+141
15 Sept 2026, 15:5812,244-444
13 Sept 2026, 20:5912,688+55
12 Sept 2026, 00:1712,633-211
9 Sept 2026, 18:4112,844+471
6 Sept 2026, 12:1612,373-112
4 Sept 2026, 05:5612,485-822
2 Sept 2026, 15:4313,307+223
1 Sept 2026, 14:2613,084+308
31 Aug 2026, 16:1412,776+140
30 Aug 2026, 15:3312,636-40
29 Aug 2026, 14:0412,676+220
28 Aug 2026, 14:1212,456-9
27 Aug 2026, 16:1612,465-6
26 Aug 2026, 14:4312,471+20
25 Aug 2026, 12:0712,451-749
24 Aug 2026, 08:3713,200+210
22 Aug 2026, 19:2512,990-232
21 Aug 2026, 12:5513,222+104
20 Aug 2026, 15:1113,118first reading

Engagement

69 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 48 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
46.3%
avg views ÷ 12,385 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,730
15 posts measured
Reaction rate
—
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
15
of 69 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held69 (28 July 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total85,935
Reactions total—
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken2 Sept 2026, 20:15 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
6m 57s
Average length
1m 23s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 08:03 UTC615 viewsread 2 September 2026
Video

Ну, как заправились? На видео Пенза😁🔥

1 Sept 2026, 16:35 UTC≈3,910 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Россияне, а вы обратили внимание, как с кузовов и задних стекол авто пропали наклейки «Z», «V» и пафосные лозунги про «повторим»? Что случилось-то? Энтузиазм угас или доходить что-то начало?

1 Sept 2026, 13:01 UTC≈6,280 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Самая скрепная газета нашей духовной Россиюшки. Для всей семьи!

1 Sept 2026, 07:57 UTC≈6,310 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Лавров наконец-то честно описал реальный уровень российской внешней политики. На вопрос журналистов, как так получилось, что у Кремля из союзников остались только Северная Корея и Иран, министр на полном серьезе ответил, а чем плохая компания? И правда, потрясающие партнеры. Один новый друг уже полвека строит концлагеря и угрожает миру ядерным ударом, второй вешает людей на автокранах и собирает дроны из запчастей д…

31 Aug 2026, 17:03 UTC≈6,390 viewsread 2 September 2026

​🇺🇸 250-летняя эволюция американских президентов😁🤦‍♂️

31 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC≈6,400 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Арктическая коалиция решила ответить Путлеру на его бредни о медведях и касатках:

30 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC≈6,780 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Надо бы запретить в РФ и ChatGPT — этот ресурс утверждает, что рост Путина без «пынеходов» составляет 152 см🤣

29 Aug 2026, 16:55 UTC≈6,690 viewsread 2 September 2026

​Бурков был конечно гений. Часто пересматриваю фильмы с этим талантливым актёром и великим человеком.

29 Aug 2026, 13:03 UTC≈6,600 viewsread 2 September 2026
Video

Потрясающая аллегория всего, что происходит с Россией. В последнее годы ещё и страшная война добавилась.

29 Aug 2026, 07:55 UTC≈1,340 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

В сети вспомнили, сколько продукты стоили в 2012 году: килограмм курятины в «Пятёрочке» — 67 рублей, килограмм форели — 79 рублей, а бутылка испанского вина — всего 139 рублей. 18 декабря 2014 на пресс-конференции Путин скажет: Через два года всё будет хорошо. Потерпите

28 Aug 2026, 08:55 UTC≈6,990 viewsread 2 September 2026

​То, что я много лет пытаюсь донести своим ватным соседям. Увы, безуспешно...

Showing the 12 most recent of 69 posts we hold for @Ministr_NKVD. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Министр НКВД” (@Ministr_NKVD), 12,385 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Ministr_NKVD.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.