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๐Ÿ‘ฝ NEUROFUCK ๐Ÿ’ธ Aliens wonโ€™t distract us from Epstein

@Neuro_Fuck

On this record: Growth ยท Engagement ยท What this channel posts ยท Reactions ยท Posts ยท Citations ยท Cite this entry

1,293subscribers

-16 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register ยท movement among entries of 1,000โ€“3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001880638504
TypeChannel
Username@Neuro_Fuck
Created25 November 2022 โ€” measured โ€” cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/Neuro_Fuck

Growth

1,2881,3101,2997 August 2026 โ€” 1,309 subscribers7 August 2026 โ€” 1,310 subscribers7 August 2026 โ€” 1,310 subscribers10 August 2026 โ€” 1,303 subscribers13 August 2026 โ€” 1,304 subscribers16 August 2026 โ€” 1,297 subscribers19 August 2026 โ€” 1,298 subscribers23 August 2026 โ€” 1,293 subscribers26 August 2026 โ€” 1,294 subscribers29 August 2026 โ€” 1,293 subscribers2 September 2026 โ€” 1,288 subscribers6 September 2026 โ€” 1,293 subscribers1,2937 August 20266 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 29 days, net -16. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between โ€” snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean โ€œno change observedโ€, never โ€œinterpolatedโ€. The vertical axis spans 1,285โ€“1,313 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log โ€” every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Sept 2026, 00:001,293+5
2 Sept 2026, 06:041,288-5
29 Aug 2026, 19:241,293-1
26 Aug 2026, 09:431,294+1
23 Aug 2026, 15:071,293-5
19 Aug 2026, 18:021,298+1
16 Aug 2026, 21:181,297-7
13 Aug 2026, 10:071,304+1
10 Aug 2026, 09:411,303-7
7 Aug 2026, 22:321,310no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:131,310+1
7 Aug 2026, 12:361,309first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 โ€” the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelโ€™s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegramโ€™s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute โ€” we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 47s
Average length
33s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel โ€” not this channelโ€™s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegramโ€™s own rounded chrome, so it carries no โ‰ˆ mark.

Reaction mix

41 reactions across 12 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
๐Ÿคฃ819.5%
๐Ÿ”ฅ717.1%
๐Ÿ’ฏ614.6%
๐Ÿ˜512.2%
๐Ÿคฎ512.2%
๐ŸŒš49.76%
๐Ÿฅฐ24.88%
โšก12.44%
โœ12.44%
๐Ÿ‘12.44%
๐Ÿ˜12.44%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities โ€” ๐Ÿ™ is thanks in one channel and mourning in another โ€” so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one โ€” 4.34K, 1.2M โ€” so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegramโ€™s own count on each post โ€” not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above โ€” those same posts carry 41 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by โ€œa reaction total printed elsewhere on the pageโ€.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 01:00 UTC66 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @DavidscavePhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

โœ1๐Ÿ˜1

6 Aug 2026, 20:05 UTC76 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @onlyfightingVideo

I thought cops were supposed to have mental evaluation.

๐Ÿคฃ4๐Ÿ˜1

6 Aug 2026, 20:04 UTC75 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @onlyfightingVideo

Video of rapper DaBaby in a fight in a bowling alley

๐ŸŒš1

6 Aug 2026, 19:00 UTC86 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

๐Ÿ’ฏ6

6 Aug 2026, 17:51 UTC85 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @hermansmemesPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

6 Aug 2026, 17:51 UTC82 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @codarsmemerepositoryPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

6 Aug 2026, 17:51 UTC72 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @codarsmemerepositoryPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

6 Aug 2026, 17:50 UTC73 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @memes_mfVideo

Video, posted without a caption

๐Ÿ”ฅ1๐Ÿ˜1

6 Aug 2026, 17:49 UTC77 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @codarsmemerepositoryVideo

how it feels knowing deezer music bot isnt working

๐Ÿ‘1

6 Aug 2026, 17:46 UTC78 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @wulfgarsonionfieldsPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

๐Ÿ”ฅ2

6 Aug 2026, 14:47 UTC97 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

๐Ÿคฃ4

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Neuro_Fuck. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked โ‰ˆ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it โ€” t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so โ‰ˆ1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 September 2026 โ€” this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

โ€œ๐Ÿ‘ฝ NEUROFUCK ๐Ÿ’ธ Aliens wonโ€™t distract us from Epsteinโ€ (@Neuro_Fuck), 1,293 subscribers as measured 6 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Neuro_Fuck.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV ยท JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.