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Channel

په ضمانت دي خنده وم 🤣 | ټوکی ټکالی | افغاني ټوکې | د خندا چینل | مسخره کليپونه | Pashto Jokes | طنز | خندا بازار | د خندا بکس

@PashtoJokes3

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

6,888subscribers

+363 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002596057562
TypeChannel
Username@PashtoJokes3
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/PashtoJokes3

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

6,5256,8886,706.56 August 2026 — 6,525 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,529 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,536 subscribers12 August 2026 — 6,547 subscribers16 August 2026 — 6,570 subscribers19 August 2026 — 6,562 subscribers22 August 2026 — 6,571 subscribers25 August 2026 — 6,637 subscribers28 August 2026 — 6,644 subscribers31 August 2026 — 6,707 subscribers3 September 2026 — 6,767 subscribers9 September 2026 — 6,805 subscribers13 September 2026 — 6,849 subscribers16 September 2026 — 6,888 subscribers6 August 202616 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 42 days, net +363. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,471–6,942 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 21:386,888+39
13 Sept 2026, 09:576,849+44
9 Sept 2026, 06:566,805+38
3 Sept 2026, 21:596,767+60
31 Aug 2026, 13:056,707+63
28 Aug 2026, 07:366,644+7
25 Aug 2026, 11:026,637+66
22 Aug 2026, 00:266,571+9
19 Aug 2026, 03:346,562-8
16 Aug 2026, 14:156,570+23
12 Aug 2026, 16:066,547+11
10 Aug 2026, 01:016,536+7
7 Aug 2026, 01:506,529+4
6 Aug 2026, 05:046,525first reading

Engagement

31 posts held, back to 13 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 10 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 31 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
29s
Average length
29s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

2,798 reactions across 31 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 56.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣1,58156.5%
🤪53119.0%
😁36513.0%
1565.58%
🤓742.64%
🙈491.75%
😢110.393%
🥴70.25%
💯60.214%
👍30.107%
🔥30.107%
😭30.107%
🙉30.107%
👀20.071%
👌20.071%
❤‍🔥10.036%
👏10.036%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 31 of the 31 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,798 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 31 most recent posts we hold, published 13 July 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

19 Aug 2026, 21:41 UTC476 views39 reactionsread 20 August 2026

هلک غوښتل چي جرابي رانیسي ، مور یې ورته وویل : پام کوه چي سورۍ جرابي را نه نیسې! 🤭 زوی یې ویل: یا موري دونه بې عقل هم نه یم اول پکښي پوف کوم بیا یې رانیسم 😂 هلکانو مجرادن پاتي شي له دغه کار سره 🙈 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣22🤪13😁3🙈1

Signed پښتنه پیغله 🦋

15 Aug 2026, 12:13 UTC≈1,430 views89 reactionsread 20 August 2026

بې ادبي_معاف 😂 یوه ڪیسه ڪول وای یوه ورځ مو د همسایه په ڪور ڪې غالمغال شو ، پلار مې ویل ته ورشه وګوره څه خبره ده ، چې ورغلم د همسایه د ڪورانجلۍ له بل چاسره تښتېدلې وه ، بیرته چې راغلم وشرمېدم څنګه پلار ته ووایم چې د همسایه د ڪور انجلۍ تښتېدلې ده ، نو مې بهانه ورته وڪړه چې د همسایه بایسڪل چا تښتولی ، سمدستي مې پلار ورغلی تر څو ډاډګېرنه ورڪړي ، د رسېدو سره یې ورته وویل : ښه وشول چې ترې بېغمه سواست نور یې ستاسو په درد

🤣52🤪1513😁6🙉3

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

14 Aug 2026, 10:07 UTC≈1,570 views57 reactionsread 20 August 2026
Photo

مه بیریږه جان زه درسره یم😂😩 څوک پوه شول 😂 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣40🤪94😁3🙈1

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

13 Aug 2026, 08:30 UTC≈1,680 views90 reactionsread 20 August 2026

ماته چي درد راسي ټلیفون له پوښه راوباسم او پوښ یې د مځکي ټینګ ټینګ ووهم. 🙈 غریب یم خو بې عقل نه یم.😜🤣 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣56🤪17😁122🥴2🙈1

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

10 Aug 2026, 15:17 UTC≈2,200 views90 reactionsread 20 August 2026

د کاکا قدوس مېرمن ورته وایې زه حمل لرم🤰 قدوس وایې: زه خو لندن کې وم حمل د کومه شو؟ مېرمن یی وایې: ته نه وې تصویر خو دې وو قدوس وایې: زه دې بې عقل په نظر راځم؟ تصویر خو د ملا پورته وو 😂 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣68🤪7😁6🥴5🤓2🙈2

Signed Muzammal Ahmady

10 Aug 2026, 14:25 UTC≈2,150 views89 reactionsread 20 August 2026

ښځي په ودونو کي دوه کاره کوي 😂 يو مخ نه پټوي 🙈 بل لمونځ نه کوي 😁 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣60🤪18😁6💯21😭1🙈1

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

7 Aug 2026, 16:39 UTC≈2,600 views64 reactionsread 20 August 2026

بد خبر... 😫 نن غرمه ابل ولایت والا یو کس خپله ښځه او دوه ماشومان په چکر بو ولي😏 😂🤪😹 او که غواړئ يو ښکلي ګروپ ته لاړ 😐 شئ نو دغه لاندي ګروپ د هلکانو او انجونو لپاره ده ژر ټول راشئ 👇🏼 🤩 https://t.me/Adabichat1 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣45🤪8😁63🙈2

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

4 Aug 2026, 15:02 UTC≈1,640 views106 reactionsread 10 August 2026

زما یو انډیوال راته وایی وای ښځه د مجردی غ..یم په ټول ڪلی ڪې یو زموږ د همسایه سپی تنها ګرځی او بل زه😜🤦‍♂ په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣64🤪12🤓98😁6😢4🙈3

Signed 👑👑واحیدي غزنيوال👑

3 Aug 2026, 14:44 UTC≈3,360 views110 reactionsread 20 August 2026

💀 ملا بجليګر دي الله وبښي وايي : وایی زما نه يو شيعه ملا پوښتنه وکړه چي تاسي سنيان ولي د حسن او حسين په شهادت خفه شوی نه یاست او ځانونه نه وهي؟ وايي! ما ورته وويل چي ته راته دا ووايه چي حسن او حسین رض په جنت کي دي او که په دوزخ کې؟ويل يي چي په جنت کې دی! چې سترګي مې ور برګ کړي چي هغوي په جنت کې خپلي مزي کوي او ښه خوشحاله دي‌ زه څه قرآن وهلي يم چی فريادونه ژړاګاني او ځان په چړو غلبیل غلبیل کړم.😂😜🤣 په ضمانت دي خنده

🤣6721🤪11😁7💯3🙈1

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

3 Aug 2026, 14:26 UTC≈3,220 views65 reactionsread 20 August 2026

اندړ 😂 جوشی ګولیو ته خښمیدلی ګولی وای 😂 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣45🤪9😁64🙈1

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

2 Aug 2026, 09:04 UTC≈3,020 views81 reactionsread 20 August 2026

نن راته یوې انجلۍ وویل سخت خوږ یې اوس چیرته پټ شم چې ومې نه خوري🍬 وی وی نو هههه مشوره مو هيره نشي 😁 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

🤣56🤪11😁7🤓42🔥1

Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

1 Aug 2026, 03:09 UTC≈3,310 views117 reactionsread 20 August 2026

بد خبر❗😭 نن په لغمان ڪې یو پلار خپل شپږ ڪلن زوی پټي ته په چل بېولی وو ، هلته یې چاقو راباسلی او ګلپیان یې ورته شڪولي چې دا ڪورته یوسه🥺 په ضمانت دي خنده وم🤣 @PashtoJokes3

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Signed 𝘿𝙖 𝙏𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 👑

Showing the 12 most recent of 31 posts we hold for @PashtoJokes3. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 18 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“په ضمانت دي خنده وم 🤣 | ټوکی ټکالی | افغاني ټوکې | د خندا چینل | مسخره کليپونه | Pashto Jokes | طنز | خندا بازار | د خندا بکس” (@PashtoJokes3), 6,888 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/PashtoJokes3.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.