Education — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
5 measurements spanning 23 days, net +215. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 652–937 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Sept 2026, 05:57
904
+184
4 Sept 2026, 07:37
720
+35
27 Aug 2026, 15:27
685
-5
21 Aug 2026, 12:08
690
+1
21 Aug 2026, 08:30
689
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 20 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
A 21-year-old man was brought to the Emergency Department following a motorbike crash,
complaining of difficulty in breathing. On examination, he was conscious, oriented, dyspnoeic with reduced breath sounds and tympanic percussion over the left hemithorax. Blood pressure 90/55 mmH ...
Plain chest X-ray0%
Endotracheal intubation and ventilation50%
Needle decompression of left hemithorax50%
Chest tube insertion in the left hemithorax0%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A 21-year-old man was brought to the Emergency Department following a motorbike crash,
complaining of difficulty in breathing. On examination, he was conscious, oriented, dyspnoeic
with reduced breath sounds and tympanic percussion over the left hemithorax.
Blood pressure 90/55 mmH
Heart rate 110 /min
Which of the following is the most appropriate next step in management?
A patient has a postoperative open wound. The wound is improving, with healthy granulation tissue forming and no signs
of infection. What is the next best management?
A surgeon is performing a back lipoma excision under local anesthesia using lidocaine. During the procedure, he suspects that an excessive dose of lidocaine may have been administered. What is the earliest sign of lidocaine toxicity?
Skin rash50%
Bradycardia0%
Seizures0%
Tinnitus50%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
65 years old women, underwent elective colon resection. Day 5 post op she complained of abdominal pain & distention
While preparing her for CT scan, she had fresh blood & coffee ground in her NGT tube bag. Her vitals & HgB levels are normal. What is the most appropriate diagnostic test?
Colonoscopy0%
CT scan0%
Upper GI endoscopy50%
Abdomen US50%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A 40-year-old woman presents with right upper quadrant (RUQ) abdominal pain that started about 1 hour after eating a fatty meal. The pain was sharp and colicky but has now subsided. She is currently stable and afebrile. Abdominal Ultrasound shows a 2 cm polyp inside the gallbladder. Wha...
Order CT scan to further characterize the lesion0%
Laparoscopic cholecystectomy50%
Observe and repeat ultrasound in 6 months0%
Start antibiotics and manage conservative50%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A 40-year-old woman presents with right upper quadrant (RUQ) abdominal pain that started about 1 hour after eating a fatty meal. The pain was sharp and colicky but has now subsided. She is currently stable and afebrile. Abdominal Ultrasound shows a 2 cm polyp inside the gallbladder. What is the most appropriate next step in management?
A 63-year-old woman comes to the clinic for an annual check-up. On examination, she has a small and
asymptomatic right femoral hernia. Which of the following is the most appropriate management?
Observation50%
Open mesh repair0%
Open simple repair50%
Laparoscopic repair0%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A 74-year-old man is referred to the thoracic surgeon with dysphagia of solid food for six weeks
which marked weight loss for 2 months. Oesophageal endoscopy shows a stenotic mass in the mid oesophagus (see report). Chest X-ray: Normal. which of the following is the most likely dia...
Lymphoma0%
Adenocarcinoma50%
Squamous cell carcinoma50%
Extension from neuroendocrine cancer0%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A 74-year-old man is referred to the thoracic surgeon with dysphagia of solid food for six weeks
which marked weight loss for 2 months. Oesophageal endoscopy shows a stenotic mass in the
mid oesophagus (see report).
Chest X-ray:
Normal.
which of the following is the most likely diagnosis?
A man involved in a car accident was transferred to the hospital. There was no external bleeding. On examination there is reduced air entry to the right chest. Blood pressure 90/40 mm Hg and Oxygen saturation 70% on room air. What is the next appropriate management?
Chest tube insertion33%
Needle thoracostomy67%
Pericardiocentesis0%
Tracheostomy0%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Qsurgerysmle. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 6 most recent of 15 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
A 21-year-old man was brought to the Emergency Department following a motorbike crash,
complaining of difficulty in breathing. On examination, he was conscious, oriented, dyspnoeic with reduced breath sounds and tympanic percussion over the left hemithorax. Blood pressure 90/55 mmH ...
Plain chest X-ray0%
Endotracheal intubation and ventilation50%
Needle decompression of left hemithorax50%
Chest tube insertion in the left hemithorax0%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A patient has a postoperative open wound. The wound is improving, with healthy granulation tissue forming and no signs
of infection. What is the next best management?
A surgeon is performing a back lipoma excision under local anesthesia using lidocaine. During the procedure, he suspects that an excessive dose of lidocaine may have been administered. What is the earliest sign of lidocaine toxicity?
Skin rash50%
Bradycardia0%
Seizures0%
Tinnitus50%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
65 years old women, underwent elective colon resection. Day 5 post op she complained of abdominal pain & distention
While preparing her for CT scan, she had fresh blood & coffee ground in her NGT tube bag. Her vitals & HgB levels are normal. What is the most appropriate diagnostic test?
Colonoscopy0%
CT scan0%
Upper GI endoscopy50%
Abdomen US50%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
A 40-year-old woman presents with right upper quadrant (RUQ) abdominal pain that started about 1 hour after eating a fatty meal. The pain was sharp and colicky but has now subsided. She is currently stable and afebrile. Abdominal Ultrasound shows a 2 cm polyp inside the gallbladder. Wha...
Order CT scan to further characterize the lesion0%
Laparoscopic cholecystectomy50%
Observe and repeat ultrasound in 6 months0%
Start antibiotics and manage conservative50%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 20 August 2026 to 21 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Q TEAM” (@Qsurgerysmle), 904 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Qsurgerysmle.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
