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深圳少女御姐报告集

@SZsnqstl

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15,586subscribers

+110 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

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Telegram ID-1004338085684
TypeChannel
Username@SZsnqstl
CreatedBetween 1 June 2026 and 2 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/SZsnqstl

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 75% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

15,47615,68215,5796 August 2026 — 15,476 subscribers7 August 2026 — 15,477 subscribers8 August 2026 — 15,483 subscribers9 August 2026 — 15,485 subscribers10 August 2026 — 15,489 subscribers11 August 2026 — 15,492 subscribers12 August 2026 — 15,499 subscribers13 August 2026 — 15,504 subscribers14 August 2026 — 15,519 subscribers16 August 2026 — 15,533 subscribers17 August 2026 — 15,578 subscribers18 August 2026 — 15,659 subscribers19 August 2026 — 15,669 subscribers20 August 2026 — 15,633 subscribers21 August 2026 — 15,641 subscribers23 August 2026 — 15,655 subscribers24 August 2026 — 15,674 subscribers25 August 2026 — 15,682 subscribers26 August 2026 — 15,664 subscribers27 August 2026 — 15,667 subscribers28 August 2026 — 15,659 subscribers29 August 2026 — 15,654 subscribers30 August 2026 — 15,645 subscribers31 August 2026 — 15,636 subscribers1 September 2026 — 15,628 subscribers3 September 2026 — 15,634 subscribers4 September 2026 — 15,646 subscribers7 September 2026 — 15,631 subscribers10 September 2026 — 15,627 subscribers12 September 2026 — 15,623 subscribers14 September 2026 — 15,612 subscribers15 September 2026 — 15,599 subscribers17 September 2026 — 15,586 subscribers15,5866 August 202617 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 42 days, net +110. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 15,445–15,713 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 18:0015,586-13
15 Sept 2026, 18:5715,599-13
14 Sept 2026, 03:0015,612-11
12 Sept 2026, 10:4115,623-4
10 Sept 2026, 11:1715,627-4
7 Sept 2026, 08:3815,631-15
4 Sept 2026, 11:1515,646+12
3 Sept 2026, 00:1415,634+6
1 Sept 2026, 19:2415,628-8
31 Aug 2026, 20:5715,636-9
30 Aug 2026, 23:1715,645-9
29 Aug 2026, 22:1415,654-5
28 Aug 2026, 18:3815,659-8
27 Aug 2026, 16:2615,667+3
26 Aug 2026, 17:2415,664-18
25 Aug 2026, 16:2515,682+8
24 Aug 2026, 17:4615,674+19
23 Aug 2026, 02:2615,655+14
21 Aug 2026, 12:1515,641+8
20 Aug 2026, 13:5215,633first reading

Engagement

249 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 54 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
1.59%
avg views ÷ 15,586 subscribers
Avg views / post
247
116 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.349%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
116
of 249 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 8 of 116 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026
Posts held249 (2 August 20263 September 2026)
Views total28,671
Reactions total6
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 10:20 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

8 reactions across 7 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 87.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
787.5%
🦄112.5%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 249 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 249 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Sept 2026, 09:30 UTC13 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】洛斯然 【联系方式】@luosiran 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】🍭混血独角兽🦄 【验证时间】8月 【修车费用】pp 【颜值身材】: 10,人照一致,高挑白皙嫩妹,对A我也喜欢 【服务内容】: XCZ+无敌大蟒🐍 【服务态度】: 10 【优点缺点】: 五返约会我的洛洛,女友感又多了一点,依旧好聊,身材依旧顶级(说她胖的那个🐶,确实应该被碉堡了,别让我知道是谁) 【推荐程度】: 不推荐,怕了,谢谢各位 【体验细节】: 五返洛洛,间隔一个多星期,工作忙飞了,每天都是煎熬,好不容易挤出时间,马上约时间,我必须马上立刻出发我的洛洛。 轻车熟路了,去洛洛那边比去其他地方都熟悉得多。开门还是最好的洛洛,我想看小黄裙马上就穿给我看,人照12分,人比照片更好看,这个毋庸置疑,身材还是顶级。说胖的那位吊毛真的该被碉堡了,退退退,以后别再遇到这种缺根筋的人了。 约到头课

3 Sept 2026, 09:30 UTC13 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】思妍 【联系方式】@siyan200 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】匿名 【验证时间】2026.9.2 【修车费用】1400 【颜值身材】性感 【服务内容】见课表 【服务态度】好 【优点缺点】无 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】遥控上楼,小姐姐身着肉丝包臀裙,大长腿瞬间把我吸引过去,面容姣好,课室环境布置挺温馨,坐沙发上边聊天边摸,随后一同前往沐浴,洗漱完后,让小姐姐穿上一次性黑丝,用手撕开裆部位置哈哈,蛇稳一小会后,小姐姐用柔软的舌头从嘴唇一路漫游了下去,还时不时用诱惑的眼神瞄下你,在小弟弟那舒服的口活起来,时不时深喉了一下,很顶;让小姐姐躺下后开始上下其手,边蛇稳边舔胸,大长腿根本玩不够,期间把大长腿架肩膀上边摸边捂脸,忍不住了开始上套,缓缓插入,润暖紧,换了几个姿势后尽情释放了出来……小姐姐全程热情招待,不催,不事逼,好评。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人

3 Sept 2026, 08:45 UTC14 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】伊伊 【联系方式】@yiyi585659 【所在位置】深圳南山 【验证留名】zippo 【验证时间】26.9.3 【修车费用】P 【颜值身材】9 【服务内容】xcz、🐍、69 【服务态度】9 【优点缺点】 优点:肤白滑嫩三点粉,胸b+挺拔,微微肉极品,乖巧听话姿势配合度高,口活女上还可以 缺点:有点小肚子,有点生长纹 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】刚好中了老师优惠券,提前一天便预约上了,准时到达目的地后遥控上楼,老师有提前留门,轻推入门见到了伊伊老师,灰色超短裙露出白皙又性感的大长腿,打了声招呼后随后在沙发上坐了下来,伊伊老师热情的递了双拖鞋过来,浅浅聊了会便赶紧交了水费一起洗浴,皮肤细腻,肤色白嫩三点粉,尤其是那富有弹性又耸立的双峰,有点点小肚子,哈哈哈,水温调好后还会暖心的询问是否合适,确实爱了,洗的也很细心,洗完发现还细心准备好了毛巾和一次

3 Sept 2026, 06:55 UTC197 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】星月 【联系方式】@nsxingyue 【所在位置】宝安 【验证留名】🍭混血独角兽🦄 【验证时间】9月初 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】9.5,颜值一级,一双大眼睛,感觉很像滨崎步,也是黑皮美女,只能说颜值很顶,可以无视黄黑皮这个小缺点了,B🐻手感好,身材很匀称 【服务内容】CXZ+🐍 【服务态度】9,整体下来感觉很像一个充气娃娃或者说AI机器人哈哈哈,不怎么主动但是很配合,怎么摆弄都可以 【优点缺点】颜值真的很顶,黄黑皮也不算太大的缺点。整体给到一种很慵懒随性的感觉,并不是很注意小细节,头发和课室都有点小乱,但是爱爱过程很配合,还有个最大的优点,下面很紧,超级紧,包裹感Top1,全程小独角兽🦄像被紧紧咬住的感觉。 【推荐程度】9,极致的黑皮小美女,颜值高,不在意肤色的喜欢嫩妹的,绝对可以冲! 【体验细节】 之前就有看到过星月的推荐,正巧最近搬到了宝安这边,离我

3 Sept 2026, 04:39 UTC54 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】 #舒瑶 【联系方式】 @linlinai6968 【所在位置】 #龙岗#坂田 【验证留名】 嫩妹一刺狼 【验证时间】 09.2 【修车费用】900 【颜值身材】 白 嫩 紧 【服务内容】 69 🐍 【服务态度】 【优点缺点】听话 配合度高 【推荐程度】10 【体验细节】上上周出击不利,上周没约到老师,这周终于遇到了心仪的舒瑶老师。好不容易等到她休息回来,我从广州回来,直接就去赴舒瑶老师的约。老师的课室不是著名景点,飞机上也更谨慎,感觉比较安全。进门就看到一个安静的小嫩妹穿着粉色的短裙套装坐在沙发上,但比较反差的是有一只花臂和抽烟,清纯的长相和瘦高型身材都是我喜欢的类型。交了水费之后,老师大方的脱了衣服,像一朵莲花展现在我的眼前,正常黄皮,三点粉嫩,胸部小小的,下面的毛也偏少,我也趁着共浴的时候,探出了老师的蝴蝶逼户型。 之前看到其他狼友报告,说是老师

2 Sept 2026, 16:05 UTC49 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【验证时间】:2026-08-29 【老师名字】:小小橙 【老师账号】:@Gtr3578 【验证留名】:匿名 【人照相似】:9.5 【颜值身材】:9.5 【服务评分】:9.5 【态度评分】:9 【课室环境】:9 【修车费用】600 【体验细节】身材很好 丰满有型 胸比想象的棒 主打一个年轻漂亮 皮肤很好很细腻 情绪价值也OK 进门笑脸相迎 付钱后 脱衣去洗澡调情 出浴室会帮忙擦拭 服务意识可以 氛围感拉满 还有AB面 三点敏感 豆豆也是 做爱反馈很好 下面也棒很紧 放进去就有种想射的感觉 口活更舒服 还会抬头看着我 做爱体验超级棒 姿势配合 完事还坐着休息聊会儿 很推荐!还要什么自行车 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @SZwukongbot

2 Sept 2026, 15:35 UTC503 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】瑶瑶 【联系方式】@hhddk6 【所在位置】宝安 【验证留名】leo 【验证时间】8.5 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】人照9 真人更嫩脸更小 五官小巧精致;165/90 亭亭玉立 小长腿比例好 身材匀称无赘肉臀大 皮肤很好很滑;B+圆奶乳头棕 黄白皮更偏白无纹身 【服务内容】xcz 🐍 【服务态度】还可以 【优点缺点】 偏可爱 美颜多真人颜值还行;很听话;真实C胸大腿滑 很紧; 小腹些许赘肉整体还算匀称;女上不会;毛毛容易卡逢 快剃 。 【推荐程度】8 【体验细节】 进门见到瑶瑶穿着JK超短裙,真人脸没频道这么圆润 肤色黄色,五官外貌没问题。接着跟瑶瑶闲谈几句去洗澡,期间一切周到热情。 开始躺下整活,舌吻起手逐渐放开,技巧不足,会主动把扔子提过来让我舔,奶子还挺敏感舔几下呻吟,接着舔胸帮口,口起来很舒服没有一点齿感直上直下,接着站着让瑶瑶继续口,间歇性深喉几

2 Sept 2026, 15:20 UTC47 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】婉宁 【联系方式】@wanlin688 【所在位置】福田 【验证留名】leo 【验证时间】8.31 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】人照9 真人更嫩脸更小 五官小巧精致;165/90 亭亭玉立 小长腿比例好 身材匀称无赘肉臀大 皮肤很好很滑;B+圆奶乳头棕 黄白皮更偏白无纹身 【服务内容】课表 【服务态度】好 【优点缺点】 玲珑玉立 颜值身材ok;🐍很主动态度也好 嫩妹听指挥 也没什么班味; 技术自然是一般的 需要操盘 【推荐程度】8.8 【体验细节】 雨天加完班直冲老景点,见面人照9分因为真人显然更年轻,很有青春感的小女孩 五官小巧,妆容我很喜欢,很容易代入到校园时光班上的女孩一抬手漏出腋下后被人看见而不自知的女孩。 身材也很好 陪洗发现两个圆球天赋很好 不过乳头偏棕, 穿着增高鞋但还是能看出比例不错 上身短腿不胖不瘦很够长,臀肉也不少,美滋滋。 来到床上小蟒🐍

2 Sept 2026, 14:52 UTC100 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】:小宝 【联系方式】:@The212233 【所在位置】:龙华观澜 【验证留名】:Faded 【验证时间】:9/2 【修车费用】:1600pp 【颜值身材】:8分 【服务内容】:课表一致 【服务态度】:不催 【优点缺点】:皮肤没那么白,身材很好很嫩很紧 【推荐程度】:10 【体验细节】:各位老司机,今晚又是一个加班夜,但后续的体验绝对值 票价! 就奔赴今晚的重头戏-约了小宝老师7点见面。本来小宝说今天有点不舒服约明天,随后回到家小宝就说缓过来了,拿到钥匙立马开车过去! 从罗湖开了足足50分钟才到 上楼后见到小宝本人,真的人比照片好看!妆有点卡粉,但这完全不影响! 交了水费后,小宝喊我去洗澡,已经提前给我放好热水,这细节真的贴心。重点是 --小宝一丝不挂走进浴室,那窈窕身材 在娇嫩肌肤衬托下简直绝了! 两个馒头大到垂下来了,奶头粉嫩诱人,下面毛毛很对。她耐心地给

2 Sept 2026, 14:42 UTC462 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】林雪 【联系方式】@linxueii 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】鱼 【验证时间】9/1 【修车费用】1000p 【颜值身材】颜值不错,身材高高瘦瘦 【服务内容】xcz舌吻 【服务态度】很配合,不催课 【优点缺点】抽烟,其他都挺好 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】返一下妹妹,好久不见了,依然穿着白色的比基尼制服,很性感,这时二弟已经翘起,二话不说一起去洗澡,洗好之后上床一顿舌吻,舌得饱饱的,开始帮我口活,硬了带套直接后入,因为后入是最爽的,水润的啪啪声,一波猛输出,妹妹已经顶不住,换回正面抓住大奶子,一顿操作猛如虎,在妹妹的惨叫声中出水,结束后妹妹还陪一根烟。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @SZwukongbot

2 Sept 2026, 14:33 UTC649 viewsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】贝拉拉 【联系方式】@balalasz 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】小蜗牛 【验证时间】9.2 【修车费用】1388p 【颜值身材】9 【服务内容】9 【服务态度】9 【优点缺点】9 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】跟随群里老哥的脚步过来,看频道里的贝老师都长在自己的点上面,看完心痒痒的,直接预约上课,工作日白天还是比较好约,晚上就不一定,按照导航来到上课地方,课室位置好找,进门一看老师,直接就就看硬了,骚,不是一般的骚,穿着那迷死人的情趣内衣,简直就是一小妖精,小姐姐的声音好听,嗲嗲的软绵绵的,听起来就来感觉,接下来就是上课流程,此处省略一万字,课表上的内容都有,果然是开过大圈的小姐姐,情绪价值拉满,服务相当到位👍 个人还会返食 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @SZwukongbot

2 Sept 2026, 13:31 UTC341 views2 reactionsread 3 September 2026

【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】雨馨 【联系方式】 @btyuxin 【所在位置】坂田 【验证留名】Kei 【验证时间】9.2 【修车费用】700 P (优惠1张) 【颜值身材】9 【服务内容】 陪洗 无套吹 做 【服务态度】很好 溫柔 【优点缺点】 很嫩 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】想约老师红休,给我推荐她姐妹雨馨,优惠1张,果然嫩妹推荐我姐妹都是嫩妹,见面先问妹妹多大,刚刚18。交水费脱衣陪浴,真胸C-D好大好软,我和妹妹互相帮对方搓沐浴露,洗完上面洗下面,出来擦干到床上,口活没齿感,没有蛇,下面没有异味能舔,妹妹很敏感,几下便出水,于是上套,先女上一会,说累了换我,传教士,轻轻放入去,很紧很润,抽插两下已感觉到妹妹下面收缩,加快速度抽插,里面越来越紧,吉吉好像在攻城似的一直冲撞墙壁,再冲撞一会,便顺利出水,冲凉聊了一会便离开,妹妹不催不赶,态度满分,可惜后面有客人,不然转pp

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Names

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