【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】迪迪 【联系方式】@jqFvKKuqh 【所在位置】石厦 【验证留名】匿名 【验证时间】11.2 【修车费用】p 【颜值身材】高胸大 【服务内容】课表上的都有 【服务态度】10 【优点缺点】情绪价值不错 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】 看了很多狼友的反馈,朋友也给我推荐,老师评价很好,果断预约,确实体验很好。老师的位置很好找,第一面就觉得阳光开朗,身材也很好,脱衣后果然身材匀称,胸大又挺又软,摸起来很舒服。也很能聊天,全程不尴尬。陪洗很仔细。换了很多个姿势后偷快的结束,口活很好,可以拍视频,很有女友感,值得二刷。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @SZwukongbot

Channel
深圳少女御姐报告集
@SZsnqstl
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
13,881subscribers
-1,595 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004338085684 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @SZsnqstl |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 2 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 61 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/SZsnqstl |
Topic
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 75% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Nov 2026, 19:45 | 13,881 | -660 |
| 6 Nov 2026, 19:35 | 14,541 | -1,360 |
| 5 Nov 2026, 20:28 | 15,901 | +4 |
| 4 Nov 2026, 21:05 | 15,897 | -15 |
| 3 Nov 2026, 21:51 | 15,912 | -71 |
| 2 Nov 2026, 20:37 | 15,983 | -23 |
| 1 Nov 2026, 22:57 | 16,006 | -14 |
| 31 Oct 2026, 20:20 | 16,020 | -23 |
| 30 Oct 2026, 21:56 | 16,043 | +4,758 |
| 30 Oct 2026, 00:37 | 11,285 | -1,134 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 23:38 | 12,419 | -1,474 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 19:18 | 13,893 | -2 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 18:07 | 13,895 | -4 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 21:36 | 13,899 | -15 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 22:36 | 13,914 | +2,964 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 22:51 | 10,950 | -4,772 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 23:14 | 15,722 | +10 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 19:30 | 15,712 | +5 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 20:21 | 15,707 | +3 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 22:29 | 15,704 | first reading |
Engagement
298 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 65 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 1.86%
- avg views ÷ 13,881 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 258
- 49 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 49
- of 298 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 November 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 298 (2 August 2026 – 8 November 2026) |
| Views total | 12,647 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Nov 2026, 05:30 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 1
- Links
- 838
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
8 reactions across 7 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 87.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 7 | 87.5% | |
| 🦄 | 1 | 12.5% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 298 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 298 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 8 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 49 posts held from the last 30 days (2.04%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】光明考拉 【联系方式】@jitfp666 【所在位置】光明 【验证留名】张开流 【验证时间】26年11月 【修车费用】P半价 【颜值身材】人长的还可以,就是和照片不太一样,感觉没有那么年轻,实际年龄上一个不是说的24和20(频道矛盾一会儿说20一会儿说24) 【服务内容】吹做 【服务态度】还可以 【优点缺点】优:颜值还可以,做的还挺舒服 缺:有推销闺蜜双飞,但闺蜜不太行就不想要,和照片有点不一样 【推荐程度】7 【体验细节】 中了张半价,就去那边了,因为离得远所以提前出发到的比较早等了一会儿,这个是我的问题,但是老师也是回信息比较慢。课室环境比较偏,但是也安全,(肯定比福田那边安全)是那种家居的风格,见了面后,感觉人长的还可以,有点年轻的感觉,不是那种老鸡,但和照片那种有一点区别,然后她推荐闺蜜说是可以便宜双飞,然后闺…
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】橙橙 【联系方式】@cchen121192 【所在位置】龙岗 【验证留名】CC 【验证时间】11.7 【修车费用】10 半价 【颜值身材】人照九成近,面容姣好,身材高挑有气质,熊C 【服务内容】见课表 【服务态度】8.5 【优点缺点】 优:人照接近,嫩妹颜值御姐气质,身材高挑,肉感大腿一百婚,熊C手感好 缺:浅蛇无大蟒蛇比较遗憾 【推荐程度】9分,身材无解 【体验细节】 早就想一睹坂田嫩妹橙橙的芳容,这次终于找到机会,顺利约课。 课室在龙岗,虽然有些偏,但交通方便,目前的情况下至少相对安全。到达课室,开门是一个高挑美女,瓜子脸淡妆修饰,眼睛大而有神,人比照片好看、真实,面容与身材都无可挑剔,让我暗呼赚到了。 简单交流过后,她领我去浴室,贴心准备好漱口水和浴巾,奈何浴室较小只能独洗。 来到二楼卧室,才得以欣赏到橙橙的胴体,熊C爆满挺立,一双大长腿让我无法移开目光…
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】雯雯 【联系方式】@WWEN555 【所在位置】深圳北 【验证留名】ANIL 【验证时间】11.7 【修车费用】800p 【颜值身材】给个九分 【服务内容】看课表 【服务态度】9 【优点缺点】嫩妹,建议多调教 【推荐程度】十分推荐 【体验细节】 在酒店无聊,就想抱个美女运动下,一直关注着好好,评价也不错就约了。准时到达,居民小区很安全,二室一厅,房子空间大。一进门坐在沙发上,雯雯就像女友一样,主动靠过来让我搂着她,边说边挑逗我,手就要往我裤裆里塞,好主动,我喜欢😍。陪洗也很认真,洗完后擦身体不用自己动手,平躺舔胸起手。一直到口,口的真舒服,没有任何齿感,舌头不停地打转,比很多嫩妹强太多了。我说多口会,哥舒服。雯雯一直在口,不叫停不停,服务意识真强。我去,终于吃上好菜了。冲这点必须二刷。硬的不行了,雯雯说哥哥你等我下,我拿个大号的,你的大我怕把你勒着了😂。戴套冲…
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】可可 【联系方式】@cocoke123 【所在位置】龙华 【验证留名】白的夜 【验证时间】2026.11.4 【修车费用】800p 【颜值身材】7 【服务内容】课表一致 【服务态度】好,温柔 【优点缺点】嫩,紧 【推荐程度】7 【体验细节】中了半价,有空跟老师约好时间就果断过来了,到了进去妹妹真人还可以的,湖南妹子,声音温柔。轻解罗裳,露出柔软真胸,老师陪我冲好澡后,来到床上,没啥前戏服务啥的,能蛇,但比较抵触,后面直接就开始口,有一说一,舌头非常灵活,口腔里非常温暖。酥胸尺寸B,舌尖轻挑老师的乳头,老师轻声的呻吟在我耳边响起。前戏完成开始上套,女上位-传教士-后入姿势全部配合。花一般的年纪就是紧,一套下来,洗个澡抽根烟,穿好衣服就离开了。没达到预期 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @SZwukongbot
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】E奶少妇 【联系方式】@Ejiejie38 【所在位置】福田 【验证留名】匿名 【验证时间】11.7 【修车费用】900p 【颜值身材】8.5 【服务内容】8.5 【服务态度】9 【优点缺点】8.5 【推荐程度】8.5 【体验细节】门一开,老师的气场扑面而来。人照差别不大,真人比照片好看,身材丰满有致,整体颜值和气质都在线。进门后老师非常贴心,先主动帮忙调好舒适的水温,浴室洗漱,过程中贴身抚慰、互动自然,情绪价值给得很足。移步到榻上后,前戏服务简直是核心卖点。老师的口活功底极其深厚,全程丝滑顺畅且毫无齿感,深喉的压迫感与包裹感张力拉满,好几次差点没顶住当场交代。进入正题后,老师的身材优势展现无遗,紧致感与包裹度都很棒,姿势切换推进时情绪反馈非常真实热烈。总结一下口活极其惊艳,绝对是值得二返。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @S…
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】思妮 【联系方式】 @sini9870 【所在位置】南山 【验证留名】 拉美 【验证时间】11.6 【修车费用】1500P2500pp 【颜值身材】9.5 【服务内容】 陪洗 无套吹 做 【服务态度】很好 温柔 【优点缺点】 很嫩 【推荐程度】10 【体验细节】总结放前面:最近出击最好看最温柔的老师,新人老师而且还是医生哦。给我整i了。 看到新上榜的老师非常有感觉,虽然照片美颜了,但真人确实更好看。果断联系老师,老师居然还在机场,说下午到,果断约好,老师刚下飞机就和老师一起去教室。到了老师遥控上楼进门就看见老师门口等我了,看见照片和本人完全无差别,化了个淡淡的粉粉嫩嫩妆容,穿着短裙吊带,非常性感,还贴了乳贴,欲罢不能,妹妹给我放了洗澡水,全自动yyy,身材颜值看的弟弟直接起飞了,接着去了床上,🐍管饱,妹妹口活一流,弟弟差点交代了,让妹妹赶紧带上雨伞,妹妹…
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】小涵 【联系方式】@xhao80G 【所在位置】罗湖 【验证留名】匿名 【验证时间】11.2 【修车费用】600p 【颜值身材】8.5 【服务内容】课表内容 【服务态度】8.5 【优点缺点】8.5 【推荐程度】8.5 【体验细节】进门看到小涵老师,挺好看,人照符合,🐻大,递水,很热情,很开朗会聊天,聊了两句就去洗澡了。老师帮洗身体,然后水中箫,很会口,没有齿感,眼睛一直盯着你看反应,攻击薄弱点,帮擦完身体后就开始了。老师有几套情趣内衣可以选择,穿上马上就开始了。老师先舔乳头,再往下舔蛋蛋,然后开始口,口技依然非常好,不喊停差点出来,毒🐉、69互舔都来了一遍;先是女上,老师的女上也非常厉害,很紧,很舒服,包裹感很强;然后换了传教士位,抱住老师边揉边桩,老师很配合,最后换了后入位,视觉冲击很强,最后123出来了。小涵老师服务很好,下次继续包时! ♥️温馨提示: …
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】优优 【联系方式】 @xiliyou 【所在位置:南山西丽 【验证留名】JAY 【验证时间】2026.11.5 【修车费用】1300p 【颜值身材】很漂亮可爱 甜美 乖巧 情绪价值高 可叫爸爸 【服务内容】课表 【服务态度】非常好 【优点缺点】很嫩,配合度高,态度很好。 【推荐程度】9.5 【体验细节】按时赴约,进门一看,比照片还要好看,就知道来对了,交完课费就和老师一起去洗澡,老师会很用心的帮你打沐浴露,洗小弟弟,然后回到床上,慢慢让老师舔🐻,舔蛋蛋,再换我给老师服务,从耳根到嘴巴到脖子到🐻到肚脐,再一直往下,老师的肥美鲍鱼已经非常湿滑了,闻了下没啥味道,就叫老师带套,进去那一刻,紧,润,包裹强烈,屌感一流😜一边抽插一边舔舐老师的小葡萄,再起身一边抽插一边轻柔老师的小豆豆,老师身体时不时扭动,🐔🐔被紧紧包裹,很润很舒服,就没有换别的姿势,想让这份美好更持…
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】光明小小 【联系方式】@Oiluuio 【所在位置】光明 【验证留名】K 【验证时间】26年10底 【修车费用】P 【颜值身材】人照0,假照,目测1.6不到,110斤有肉 【服务内容】吹做 【服务态度】还可以 【优点缺点】优:暂无 缺:全是 【推荐程度】0 【体验细节】 看到老师照片不错,约上过去,经典来都来了,然后就踩雷了,人照不一,假照,身材有肉,脱衣看到身材胖,服务有舔两点,口(轻微口水味)做,有海鲜味,立马就顶不住软了,后面打飞机出水…老师上完还立马把我删记录拉黑!各位师兄避雷了,看到就是缘分💔 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,#¥%报告仅供参考! 报告提交: @SZwukongbot
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】雪莲 【联系方式】@gkddis 【所在位置】罗湖 【验证留名】匿名 【验证时间】11.5 【修车费用】700 【颜值身材】8 【服务内容】课表 【服务态度】9 【优点缺点】8.5 【推荐程度】8.5 【体验细节】很久没去找雪莲老师了,这次趁周末有空赶紧约了一次。地方好找,服务一开始就很有感觉,老师一边亲我胸口和脖子,一边发出很骚的叫声,声音又软又浪。毒龙做得很认真,舌头又湿又灵活,舔得我头皮发麻。后面开始吹箫,吸得又深又有节奏,没多久我就硬得受不了,直接把老师拉上来自己坐了上来。 女上的时候老师腰很会摇,一下下又深又狠地往下坐,每次都把我整根吃到底,撞击的声音又湿又响。我抓着她那对大奶猛吸,她叫得越来越浪,身体也越来越软。后来换成传教士,我掐着她的腰往最深处顶,老师被插得直发抖,小穴夹得特别紧,最后两边都兴奋到极点,高速冲刺后一起去了,出得很彻底。整体很爽,…
【少御报告】https://t.me/szSNQSThj 【老师艺名】雯雯 【联系方式】@WWEN555 【所在位置】深圳北 【验证留名】Calos 【验证时间】11月6号 【修车费用】800p 【颜值身材】身材曼妙 【服务内容】课表有 【服务态度】9 【优点缺点】这嫩妹可以的 【推荐程度】9 【体验细节】 跟老师要了100元優惠, 抽空到訪雯雯, 經過小區, 進入房間, 見到老師, nggggg, 知道了。這個老師屬美女, 身型適中, 有胸有蘿, 皮膚很滑很白。啪啪過程不用說, 傳統女上男下開始, 男上女下結束。值得一提, 老師乳頭超美, 下而是鮮粉紅的, 或許因為老師剛剛21歲, 以兼職為主, 未被弄殘吧。中段休息, 原想為老師提供舌滑, 老師是接受的, 可惜老師身體反對, 一癢老師就抗拒了, 沒法, 老師無法享受了。隨著第二次, 同一流程, 再提一提, 老師這一刻下面是緊緊的,而且老師很喜歡大雞巴, 叫床聲亦非常好聽, 是…
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Posts edited after publishing
@SZsnqstl edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
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- First edit seen
- 29 August 2026
- Most recent edit
- 29 August 2026
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Mentions
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 4
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 1
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 3
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@SZsnqstl named 4 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Evidenced gone
We ourselves saw each of these resolve to a real page at some point before it went vacant — a genuine, evidenced change, not an inference from absence.
named in 2 posts, 18 August 2026 – 21 August 2026 · confirmed gone 15 October 2026 (two independent sightings — see how we confirm a dead handle)evidenced
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 10 posts, 2 September 2026 – 7 November 2026
named in 6 posts, 4 November 2026 – 7 November 2026
named in 1 post, 30 August 2026 – 30 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“深圳少女御姐报告集” (@SZsnqstl), 13,881 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/SZsnqstl.
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