Channel
@Sarkalaf
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
35subscribers
+10 since we began measuring on 11 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003910995333 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Sarkalaf |
| Created | Between 1 April 2026 and 31 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 20 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 20 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Sarkalaf |
Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 20 Oct 2026, 08:28 | 35 | -1 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 06:00 | 36 | +1 |
| 7 Oct 2026, 02:55 | 35 | +8 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 17:15 | 27 | +1 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 21:22 | 26 | no change |
| 12 Sept 2026, 17:58 | 26 | +1 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 13:47 | 25 | first reading |
15 posts held, back to 6 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
109 reactions across 15 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🍓 | 25 | 22.9% | |
| ❤🔥 | 24 | 22.0% | |
| 💯 | 24 | 22.0% | |
| ❤ | 16 | 14.7% | |
| ⚡ | 14 | 12.8% | |
| 🔥 | 6 | 5.50% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 15 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 109 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 15 most recent posts we hold, published 6 September 2026 to 9 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
این زیرلیوانی جیغ جیغو مارمولکی هست🦎 مارمولکی بچه ها✨ بچه ها مارمولکی🐍 خیلی پرسروصدا و زبون درازه، تا هروقت که بخوای میتونه با دستاش فنجون، ماگ یا لیوانت رو برات نگه داره که تو خسته نشی.🥹 مارمولکی خیلی سبک و شیطونه میتونی توی خونه، سرکار، دانشگاه و هرجایی که دوست داری با خودت ببریش.🥺 اگه دوست داری مارمولکی رو داشته باشی فقط کافیه ۲۵۰ تومن بهش بدی و اون تا ابد پیشت بمونه.🙂↔️ توی دایرکت بگو مارمولکی🦎
🍓5❤4
این زیرلیوانی کیوت خرسی هست🐻 خرسی بچه ها✨ بچه ها خرسی🐻 خیلی مهربون و آرومه، تا هروقت که بخوای میتونه با دستای فنقلیش فنجون، ماگ یا لیوانت رو برات نگه داره که تو خسته نشی.🥹 خرسی خیلی سبک و آرومه میتونی توی خونه، سرکار، دانشگاه و هرجایی که دوست داری با خودت ببریش.🥺 اگه دوست داری خرسی رو داشته باشی فقط کافیه ۲۵۰ تومن بهش بدی و اون تا ابد پیشت بمونه.🙂↔️ توی دایرکت بگو خرسی🐻
❤🔥6🔥1
این زیرلیوانی رو دیگه خودتون می‌شناسید سید بچه ها✨ بچه ها سید🦥 خیلی بامزه و نازه، تا هروقت که بخوای میتونه با دستاش فنجون، ماگ یا لیوانت رو برات نگه داره که تو خسته نشی.🥹 سید خیلی سبک و شیطونه میتونه توی خونه، سرکار، دانشگاه و هرجایی که دوست داری با خودت ببریش.🥺 اگه دوست داری سید رو داشته باشی فقط کافیه ۲۵۰ تومن بهش بدی و اون تا ابد پیشت بمونه.🙂↔️ توی دایرکت بگو سید 🦥
❤🔥8
این زیرلیوانی زبون دراز قورغابه هست🐸 قورغابه بچه ها✨ بچه ها قورغابه🐸 خیلی بانمک و زبون درازه، تا هروقت که بخوای میتونه با دستای کوچولوش فنجون، ماگ یا لیوانت رو برات نگه داره که تو خسته نشی.🥹 قورغابه خیلی سبک و آرومه میتونی توی خونه، سرکار، دانشگاه و هرجایی که دوست داری با خودت ببریش.🥺 اگه دوست داری قورغابه رو داشته باشی فقط کافیه ۲۵۰ تومن بهش بدی و اون تا ابد پیشت بمونه.🙂↔️ توی دایرکت بگو قورغابه🐸
🍓7
یه زیرلیوانی نازنازی دیگه میفرستونم و بعد دیگه میرم😬 بقیه‌شون هم بمونه برای فردا🙌🏻
❤4
مامانم که فکر میکنه دخترش آنلاین شاپ محصولاتش رو راه اندازی کرده. دخترش: .....
⚡4💯3
ری اکشن صادقانه و باقرانه شما هم لابد اینه که: پریسا بیا برو بخواب تایم خوابت گذشته.🚶🏻♀
💯7
یه فامیل دوری داشتیم اسم دوتا پسراش صادق و باقر بود بعد از اونا هر وقت می‌خوام از کلمه صادق استفاده کنم دلم نمیاد باقر که مکملش هست رو نگم.🫠
⚡6
اگه نخواستید باقر هم می‌تونیم باشیم.🤷🏻♀
⚡4💯2
بیایید باهم صادق باشیم فقط بین خودمون ۲۰ نفر می‌مونه.🤫
💯5
اینو کجا فرستادید خدایی.😂
🔥5
این زیرلیوانی گوگولی لاکی هست🐢 لاکی بچه ها✨ بچه ها لاکی🐢 خیلی گوگولی و شیطونه، تا هروقت که بخوای میتونه با دستای سبز و نازش فنجون، ماگ یا لیوانت رو برات نگه داره که تو خسته نشی.🥹 لاکی خیلی سبک و آرومه میتونی توی خونه، سرکار، دانشگاه و هرجایی که دوست داری با خودت ببریش.🥺 اگه دوست داری لاکی رو داشته باشی فقط کافیه ۲۵۰ تومن بهش بدی و اون تا ابد پیشت بمونه.🙂↔️ توی دایرکت بگو لاکی🐢
❤🔥9🍓3
Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @Sarkalaf. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 20 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“🧶سرکلاف|Sarkalaf” (@Sarkalaf), 35 subscribers as measured 20 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Sarkalaf.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.