每个人都是酷态科粉丝,即使他们说自己不是,他们也是
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Channel
@SitandRelaxLab
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
712subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001199749849 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @SitandRelaxLab |
| Created | 9 June 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/SitandRelaxLab |
Technology — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 06:38 | 712 | +2 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 11:00 | 710 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 06:52 | 711 | -3 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 03:28 | 714 | +4 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 02:18 | 710 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 16:36 | 709 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:07 | 709 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
17 reactions across 6 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 64.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🌚 | 11 | 64.7% | |
| 🔥 | 6 | 35.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 17 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
每个人都是酷态科粉丝,即使他们说自己不是,他们也是
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CTHK蓝卡可以打绿卡的代码订购绿卡流量了
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这下CMCC正价套餐还不如漫游电话卡了
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华强北表不支持繁体中文跟日文汉字就是
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EXIF是不看的 是只会认水印相机的 那些所谓的水印相机的认证不就是一个第三方开出来的md5校验而已
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在无人问津的角落 B17轩逸已经在中国卖超过14年了
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数码圈已经到了有新人不认识Walkman的程度了吗(泪目)
🌚6
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Take care of yourself and stay away from GM
🔥2
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It's 2026 now and this ****ing HMD Touch CAN NOT PLAY FLAC file
🌚2
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RTOS傻逼的一点 但有弹窗(信息提醒等)弹出时 后面的按钮就完全失灵按不了 根本不触控
🔥2
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国行机显示Wi-Fi(?)
🌚3
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Photo, posted without a caption
🔥2
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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @SitandRelaxLab. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“HEMC Tech Tips” (@SitandRelaxLab), 712 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/SitandRelaxLab.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.