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Синдром студента

@StudentSyndrome

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592subscribers

+39 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003298980542
TypeChannel
Username@StudentSyndrome
CreatedBetween 1 October 2025 and 28 February 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/StudentSyndrome

Topic

Literature — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 53% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

553592572.57 August 2026 — 553 subscribers8 August 2026 — 553 subscribers15 August 2026 — 558 subscribers10 September 2026 — 592 subscribers7 August 202610 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 34 days, net +39. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 547–598 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Sept 2026, 02:21592+34
15 Aug 2026, 20:53558+5
8 Aug 2026, 00:01553no change
7 Aug 2026, 08:18553first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 19 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

633 reactions across 20 posts, in 34 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁16425.9%
🤣9915.6%
🔥8112.8%
💯558.69%
👍426.64%
355.53%
🤡193.00%
🤪172.69%
💊142.21%
👏121.90%
🤔91.42%
👀81.26%
🤯81.26%
🫡81.26%
71.11%
🌚50.79%
🍌50.79%
👾50.79%
😎50.79%
🥰50.79%
14 further kinds304.74%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 633 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 May 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 07:43 UTC123 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ну, а как должен выглядеть хлебо-булочный хулиган, который бросил бабку с дедом, потративших на него последнюю муку из амбара и сусека?

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6 Aug 2026, 13:14 UTC265 views11 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Слово за слово...

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29 Jul 2026, 13:40 UTC556 views24 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Порох, сычуаньский соус, У-Шу, Кунг-Фу, - этому мы тоже научили Китайцев.

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27 Jul 2026, 11:25 UTC571 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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...сказал этот мужик за несколько часов до своей смерти. «Да, человек смертен, но это было бы ещё полбеды. Плохо то, что он иногда внезапно смертен, вот в чём фокус!» (с) Воланд

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20 Jul 2026, 15:59 UTC799 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Свидетель из Вашингтона!

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20 Jul 2026, 12:49 UTC827 views32 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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В этот день в 1969 году Нил Армстронг и Базз Олдрин стали первыми людьми, ступившими на Луну или на ее подобие, если вы из этих самых.

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13 Jul 2026, 13:16 UTC981 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Posted without readable text

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6 Jul 2026, 10:53 UTC982 views61 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Этот мужчина нас никогда не обманывал.

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3 Jul 2026, 11:56 UTC≈2,100 views96 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Умарелл - это итальянский термин, обозначающий мужчин пенсионного возраста, которые проводят время, наблюдая за строительными площадками, стереотипно сложив руки за спиной и раздавая непрошеные советы. Некоторые строительные компании Италии научились использовать это явление себе во благо. Делают для умарелл удобные окна для наблюдения за стройкой. Поскольку постоянный внешний надзор вызывает чувство дискомфорта у р

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1 Jul 2026, 14:43 UTC≈1,160 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Из-за потребности Фиделя в ношении сразу двух ручных часов, на Кубе образовывались очереди в магазины Ролекс, часов не хватало.

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29 Jun 2026, 10:10 UTC≈1,120 views32 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Требуются водители (наличие в/у необязательно).

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25 Jun 2026, 13:37 UTC≈1,220 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026

- Ну че ты мечешься, как стажер по оргструктуре ?!

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @StudentSyndrome. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Синдром студента” (@StudentSyndrome), 592 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/StudentSyndrome.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.