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Created
Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 β estimated from Telegramβs id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Crypto & trading β a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channelβs own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a modelβs judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured β it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear word for word on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegramβs forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts β open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp β in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. 6 of the 6 matches recorded here fall after that date and carried no header when we read them. The rest predate reliable capture and are not evidence either way.
βPublished firstβ means first in this corpus. We hold 9 comparable posts for this entry, running 1 August 2026 to 6 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detectorβs own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Across the whole group of 2, the earliest publisher we hold is @TradingSignals_4C. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.
Recorded under the key clone_copy, last confirmed 7 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through β we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Also posting the same content
This channelβs posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable β 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.
Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times β 60%, no better than a coin flip β because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channelβs history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying β a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story β and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.
31 measurements spanning 38 days, net +51,348. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between β snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean βno change observedβ, never βinterpolatedβ. The vertical axis spans 15,409β91,271 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log β every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 31
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Sept 2026, 22:19
79,771
-830
13 Sept 2026, 07:39
80,601
-1,006
11 Sept 2026, 07:36
81,607
-629
8 Sept 2026, 10:59
82,236
-282
5 Sept 2026, 08:57
82,518
+50,065
3 Sept 2026, 10:13
32,453
-281
2 Sept 2026, 03:04
32,734
-247
1 Sept 2026, 00:27
32,981
-150
30 Aug 2026, 23:04
33,131
-77
30 Aug 2026, 00:27
33,208
-436
28 Aug 2026, 21:43
33,644
-400
28 Aug 2026, 00:58
34,044
-161
27 Aug 2026, 00:43
34,205
+10,043
26 Aug 2026, 03:25
24,162
-103
25 Aug 2026, 04:33
24,265
-194
24 Aug 2026, 02:24
24,459
-271
22 Aug 2026, 09:52
24,730
-402
20 Aug 2026, 23:28
25,132
-65
19 Aug 2026, 21:55
25,197
-28
18 Aug 2026, 20:08
25,225
first reading
Engagement
176 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 β the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelβs public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 82 pages of Telegramβs post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR Β· 30 days
11.2%
avg views Γ· 79,771 subscribers
Avg views / post
8,960
140 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.02%
reactions Γ· views Β· ER floor
Posts in window
142
of 176 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) Γ· views β note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegramβs public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days Β· latest post in window 16 September 2026
Posts held
176 (1 August 2026 β 16 September 2026)
Views total
1,254,441
Reactions total
12,827
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface β not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
16 Sept 2026, 15:49 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than βcorrectingβ the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form β 8.12K, 3.7M β so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded β read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
β1,590
Videos
β29
Links
β249
Lifetime counters from Telegramβs own channel header, read 16 September 2026 β not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked β was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it β t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so β142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
27s
Average length
3s
Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel β not this channelβs whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegramβs own rounded chrome, so it carries no β mark.
Reaction mix
15,566 reactions across 174 posts, in 25 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 14.1% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities β π is thanks in one channel and mourning in another β so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one β 4.34K, 1.2M β so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 174 of the 176 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegramβs own count on each post β not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above β those same posts carry 15,566 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by βa reaction total printed elsewhere on the pageβ.
Measured over the 176 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 16 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
fwiw:
i was hoping to post an update about Arc on X later today once they officially announce they're live (i was trying to avoid being hasty like i was with my post from the other day)
but with X technically deplatforming me temporarily i guess i'll just put it here:
Arc is one of the most well-executed chain launches in a long time
i.e. all the integrations with fomo, dexscreener, and a lot of other key platforβ¦
just a heads up that i might not be on X for a while
X locked me out of my account because of my viral post about Arc chain from the other day
they're trying to force me to put a 'Paid Partnership' label on the post before they'll give me back access to my account
but that would be untrue because the post was NOT a paid partnership
and i have never done a paid partnership on my X account EVER
so i either lie to β¦
if $USELESS looks like this while everything else is nuking because the Clarity Act didn't get passed today
what do you think it's going to look like when the market reverses and starts pumping again?
new highs will happen much faster than y'all are anticipating
$USELESS is THE memecoin of the cycle!
i was the loudest $Bonk bull last cycle
i was screaming about it from the $20m lows, when no one was talking about it, to $4 BILLION+ ATHs while almost everyone on Crypto Twitter ridiculed me
i mean i literally became known as 'Bonk Guy' due to my viral BONK trade where i turned $16k to $20m+ at peak
i think $USELESS is going to go far higher than BONK's $4 billion+ ATH
imagine the headlines when USELESS coin is β¦
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i was the loudest $BONK bull last cycle
i was screaming about it from the $20m lows, when no one was talking about it, to $4 BILLION+ ATHs while almost everyone on Crypto Twitter ridiculed me
i mean i literally became known as 'Bonk Guy' due to my viral BONK trade where i turned $16k to $20m+ at peak
i think $USELESS is going to go far higher than BONK's $4 billion+ ATH
imagine the headlines when USELESS coin is β¦
breakout + retest confirmed on $PONS
the last time PONS broke out of a triangle, it pumped 2,200% in 2 weeks
obviously, this setup is different
market cap is higher and the consolidation was much shorter
so i'm NOT saying PONS is about to do another 2,200%
i'm saying:
don't fade PONS triangle breakouts
and the fundamentals keep getting crazier
β’ another $1m+ revenue day
β’ 77% of the Robinhood Chain launchpad β¦
thank God for fomo!
if fomo wasn't a thing and my trading record wasn't verifiable and right there in everyone's face
CT would have canceled me for good and banished me into oblivion
i have a message for the haters:
you're going to keep seeing A LOT of me in your faces heading into this bull run, God willing
the earlier you learn to deal with it, the better for your health and sanity!
God bless you guys for whaβ¦
$PONS probably breaks out of this triangle soon and pulls another MONSTER rally that will surprise a lot of people
i won't be surprised at all if we see new ATHs
the crazy part is that the fundamentals have only gotten stronger during this entire consolidation
- consistently generating $1M+ in daily revenue for the past two weeks, even while Robinhood chain has been cooling down
- 80% of all protocol revenue contiβ¦
Robinhood Chain eco looking very good π
IMO, the people buying these dips right now are going to be VERY, VERY happy over the next few months
this is exactly the kind of environment where you want to be accumulating before the next leg up
i think the next wave of the Robinhood chain eco pump will be far more aggressive than anything we've seen in the past
a lot of the discourse around $EMBER over the past 48 hours has been completely overshadowed by FUD after i announced my purchase
so let me clear that up first:
1. 'there's a 50%+ Bubblemaps cluster'
untrue and already debunked by Bubblemaps themselves
2. 'Meteora isn't supporting this'
i erroneously said it was launched by Meteora when what i should have said was that it was the main Meteora launchpad
this gotβ¦
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Showing the 12 most recent of 176 posts we hold for @TheUnipcs_Official. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked β was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it β t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so β1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason β naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides β the βNamed by N registered channelsβ figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
2
handles named in this channelβs posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
2
vacant every time we have ever looked
@TheUnipcs_Official named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handleβs history β see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today β not that anything βdiedβ. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel β we have no record it ever was one.
@vladtenev named in 5 posts, 10 August 2026 β 12 September 2026
@cz_binance named in 4 posts, 4 September 2026 β 6 September 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 β this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
βUnipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') πβ (@TheUnipcs_Official), 79,771 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/TheUnipcs_Official.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV Β· JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.