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توییت‌ لند | Twitte Land

@Twiitteland

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

129,562subscribers

-6,939 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001521593076
TypeChannel
Username@Twiitteland
Description▫️پوشش تمام اتفاقات دنیا به زبان طنز 🔘شماهم میتونید پست خودتونو همراه اسمتون توی چنل قرار بدید، فقط کافیه به ربات زیر بفرستید تا پس از تایید توسط ادمین توی چنل قرار بگیره🔚 بزودی تبلیغات / ارتباط با ادمین : @mamadam0011
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held31
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/Twiitteland

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 53% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

129,562136,501133,031.57 August 2026 — 136,501 subscribers8 August 2026 — 136,323 subscribers9 August 2026 — 136,157 subscribers10 August 2026 — 136,014 subscribers11 August 2026 — 135,851 subscribers12 August 2026 — 135,635 subscribers13 August 2026 — 135,535 subscribers14 August 2026 — 135,374 subscribers16 August 2026 — 135,341 subscribers17 August 2026 — 135,108 subscribers18 August 2026 — 134,885 subscribers19 August 2026 — 134,664 subscribers20 August 2026 — 134,370 subscribers22 August 2026 — 133,970 subscribers23 August 2026 — 133,731 subscribers25 August 2026 — 133,507 subscribers26 August 2026 — 133,403 subscribers27 August 2026 — 133,244 subscribers28 August 2026 — 133,107 subscribers29 August 2026 — 133,006 subscribers30 August 2026 — 132,783 subscribers31 August 2026 — 132,644 subscribers1 September 2026 — 132,521 subscribers2 September 2026 — 132,355 subscribers3 September 2026 — 132,225 subscribers5 September 2026 — 131,800 subscribers9 September 2026 — 131,230 subscribers11 September 2026 — 130,164 subscribers13 September 2026 — 129,848 subscribers15 September 2026 — 129,606 subscribers17 September 2026 — 129,562 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
31 measurements spanning 41 days, net -6,939. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 128,521–137,542 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 31
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 11:17129,562-44
15 Sept 2026, 08:37129,606-242
13 Sept 2026, 16:57129,848-316
11 Sept 2026, 20:17130,164-1,066
9 Sept 2026, 06:00131,230-570
5 Sept 2026, 19:15131,800-425
3 Sept 2026, 19:38132,225-130
2 Sept 2026, 13:45132,355-166
1 Sept 2026, 10:48132,521-123
31 Aug 2026, 10:13132,644-139
30 Aug 2026, 08:26132,783-223
29 Aug 2026, 06:13133,006-101
28 Aug 2026, 07:37133,107-137
27 Aug 2026, 04:49133,244-159
26 Aug 2026, 02:42133,403-104
25 Aug 2026, 03:46133,507-224
23 Aug 2026, 23:17133,731-239
22 Aug 2026, 07:08133,970-400
20 Aug 2026, 22:06134,370-294
19 Aug 2026, 18:38134,664first reading

Engagement

488 posts held, back to 6 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 118 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.71%
avg views ÷ 129,562 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,510
326 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.48%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
326
of 488 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 324 of 326 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 23 September 2026
Posts held488 (6 August 202623 September 2026)
Views total1,144,615
Reactions total28,400
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken23 Sept 2026, 10:55 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
6,260
Videos
3,780
Links
1,020

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1h 12m
Average length
47s

Measured directly from 92 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

43,965 reactions across 486 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣29,30666.7%
👍3,7588.55%
💔3,3297.57%
2,4495.57%
🖕1,6603.78%
🤯9522.17%
👎6431.46%
🔥6051.38%
😁5591.27%
🍌2790.635%
😈1110.252%
👀1020.232%
🍓400.091%
💘320.073%
🦄320.073%
👻260.059%
🌭240.055%
200.045%
🆒200.045%
👾180.041%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 486 of the 488 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 43,965 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 488 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 23 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Sept 2026, 10:28 UTC451 views36 reactionsread 23 September 2026

طبق گفته کاربران: اکثر مدیران گفتن سرویس، لباس فرم و... نگیرین و پول بیخود ندین، احتمال زیاد مدارس یا بخاطر جنگ یا کمبود انرژی مجازی میشه. خیلیام گفتین که به دانش آموزان گفتن باید پلاک بگیرین تا اگه اتفاقی مثل میناب افتاد، راحت‌تر شناسایی بشن! 『@TwiitteLand』

💔26🖕6👎2🔥1🦄1

23 Sept 2026, 08:47 UTC960 views36 reactionsread 23 September 2026

چرا ویو های چنل اینقد کم شده ینی😂😂😂

🤣34👍1💔1

23 Sept 2026, 08:38 UTC≈1,090 views43 reactionsread 23 September 2026
Photo

وقتی یکی بهم زنگ میزنه و جواب ندادم چند دقیقه بعدش درحالی که دعا میکنم برنداره بهش زنگ میزنم که بگم دیدی منم زنگ زدم 『@TwiitteLand』

🤣37👍51

23 Sept 2026, 07:16 UTC≈1,180 views1 reactionsread 23 September 2026

🤖با ربات زیر خیلی راحت میتونی از سایت زیرنافی پورن هاب فیلم دانلود کنی 😈حتی خودش سرچم داره لازم نیس از تلگرام بری بیرون 🌐پشتیبانی از ۱۳ سایت مختلف🍷🔥 🤖@DL_PH_bot

🤣1

23 Sept 2026, 01:02 UTC≈1,960 views19 reactionsread 23 September 2026
Video

اگه گیرت بیارم... 『@TwiitteLand』

🤣19

22 Sept 2026, 22:04 UTC≈2,410 views47 reactionsread 23 September 2026

🔴همزمان با شروع مدارس، ایران چندین کشتی رو در تنگه هرمز مورد حمله قرار داد. + به احتمال زیاد آمریکا فردا، جواب این حملات رو خواهد داد! 『@TwiitteLand』

🤯23🤣21👎21

22 Sept 2026, 21:49 UTC≈2,410 views59 reactionsread 23 September 2026
Photo

سوئیس 🇨🇭 『@TwiitteLand』

50💔8🍓1

22 Sept 2026, 21:24 UTC≈2,340 views47 reactionsread 23 September 2026

اصلا من سگ درگاهتم هاپ هاپ

🤣47

22 Sept 2026, 21:24 UTC≈2,360 views81 reactionsread 23 September 2026

همین اینو نوشتم گوشیم از دستم افتاد زمین فک کردم شکست ریدم به خودم خدایا گوه خوردم شوخی کردم چرا جدی میگیری عزیز دلم قربونت شم؟

🤣77🍌2💔1😁1

22 Sept 2026, 21:23 UTC≈2,410 views60 reactionsread 23 September 2026

خدایا نمازاتو بده همونایی بخونن که ماهی ۱ میلیارد درامد دارن من با ماهی ۲۰‌تومن باید ۱۰ نفر برام نماز بخونن تا از افسردگی‌ در بیام

👍41🤣12💔4👎21

Showing the 12 most recent of 488 posts we hold for @Twiitteland. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“توییت‌ لند | Twitte Land” (@Twiitteland), 129,562 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Twiitteland.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.