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Морж и Плотник

@Walrus_and_Carpenter

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

192subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001251921697
TypeChannel
Username@Walrus_and_Carpenter
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/Walrus_and_Carpenter

Growth

1911931926 August 2026 — 191 subscribers7 August 2026 — 191 subscribers13 August 2026 — 192 subscribers27 August 2026 — 193 subscribers11 September 2026 — 192 subscribers6 August 202611 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 36 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 191–193 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Sept 2026, 15:38192-1
27 Aug 2026, 17:07193+1
13 Aug 2026, 04:15192+1
7 Aug 2026, 07:15191no change
6 Aug 2026, 08:00191first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 15 April 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

156 reactions across 16 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 79.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 545883504874672132312479.5%
custom 545614398974277150185.13%
custom 545873859666615432785.13%
custom 545890550768521202085.13%
custom 545839582391619469842.56%
custom 545845987476347957531.92%
custom 545879270036918160010.641%

Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 156 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 April 2026 to 21 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

21 Jul 2026, 17:13 UTC97 viewsread 7 August 2026

совершенно случайно: а среди подписчиков не найдётся ли дизайнера интерьеров?

10 Jul 2026, 15:11 UTC169 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Элиезер Юдковский, известный сторонник и популяризатор исследований в области ИИ написал книгу «Если кто-то его создаст — все погибнут. Почему сверхчеловеческий ИИ уничтожит нас всех». Ну ладно, выпустил её ещё в прошлом году, щас вот на русском вышла. Надо почитать, пушо я сама конечно прошла путь от технооптимиста до пессимиста относительно нейронок, но Юдковский в какой-то момент предлагал аж БОМБИТЬ дата-центры,

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22 Jun 2026, 16:08 UTC187 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Два тёмных кадра из двух разных сериалов в одном и том же мире, но тут почему-то мне не нужно напрягаться и рассматривать что там в кадре происходит — мне костёрок зажгли, небольшой контурный свет дали, про кинематографическую условность не забыли

22 Jun 2026, 15:57 UTC172 viewsread 7 August 2026
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сезон поиска чёрных кошек в тёмных комнатах начался (господи, пристрелите кто-нибудь Сапочника, это не смешно уже даже)

10 Jun 2026, 10:10 UTC219 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Подкаст смонтирован и вышел, слушайте там, где вы обычно слушаете подкасты, оцените Сашин труд и обязательно сходите на его каналы, там всегда интересно — КритМыш (для моих научком друзей) и Вечный мастер (для моих нри-друзей)

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8 Jun 2026, 14:23 UTC207 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026

я обладаю совершенно нездоровой любовью к обскурным онлайн-играм двадцатилетней давности и базовыми навыками фотошопа поэтому теперь у меня есть эмодзи-пак с моими игроками, ля какие: 💨 Зефира 🦝 Джанкер 🛠 Арвид ⚔️ Макс

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6 Jun 2026, 19:13 UTC201 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Relevancy is ephemeral. Я посмотрела это видео сразу как оно появилось, и оно никак не выходит у меня из головы. В мире, где контент подчиняется строгим правилам, алгоритмам, обложкам и кликбейтным заголовкам Том Скотт, популяризатор с почти 25-летним стажем, говорит: «тут дело не в крыльях, тут дело в корнях». Том отвечает на вопросы аудитории про контент, про звук, про обложки, про первые 15 секунд, про «make stu

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3 Jun 2026, 14:16 UTC167 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Я хожу на подкасты, потому что я очень тщеславная

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3 Jun 2026, 14:16 UTC169 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @sasha_golovin_DM

​​Представьте: в следующем выпуске Вечного Мастера будет разговор с новоиспеченной ведущей игр, которая начала водить относительно недавно. О чем бы вы хотели спросить? Пишите свой вопрос в комментариях 👇

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29 May 2026, 18:19 UTC205 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026

I aim to misbehave. Меня, конечно, никто про Светлячок не спрашивал. Я сама готова запихивать в глотку каждому свое мнение про команду Серенити, про гениальность раннего Джоса Уидона и про функционеров Fox которые убили сериал не дав ему родиться. Но сегодня не об этом. На днях моя пачка игроков едва не застряла в приключении, потому что отказалась обворовывать важного НПС, чтобы надавить на него и получить от него

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29 May 2026, 13:17 UTC156 viewsread 7 August 2026

Вот так и делай людям дому хорошее.

29 May 2026, 13:17 UTC164 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Кто-то мне говорил типа — мать, ты живешь в хрущевке, нахрена тебе умный дом? Самое занимательное в умном доме это состояние его вечной починки, и этим, дорогие друзья, он невероятно по вайбам совпадает с хрущевкой. Неделю назад мой умный чайник потерял вайфай и с тех пор никак не может его найти, как мамонтенок маму. Пиликает жалобно и переливается RGB лентой. Я вернула его к заводским настройкам и переподключила

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Walrus_and_Carpenter. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Морж и Плотник” (@Walrus_and_Carpenter), 192 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Walrus_and_Carpenter.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.