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Абсолютний абсурд украрту 🗑️ (14+)

@abs0lute_absurdddd

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

53subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001877378303
TypeChannel
Username@abs0lute_absurdddd
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/abs0lute_absurdddd

Growth

5153529 August 2026 — 52 subscribers10 August 2026 — 52 subscribers24 August 2026 — 51 subscribers31 August 2026 — 52 subscribers10 September 2026 — 53 subscribers9 August 202610 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 31 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 51–53 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Sept 2026, 01:5953+1
31 Aug 2026, 05:5352+1
24 Aug 2026, 00:4751-1
10 Aug 2026, 10:0052no change
9 Aug 2026, 14:3152first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

37 reactions across 15 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤924.3%
🎉616.2%
💘616.2%
💯616.2%
💊38.11%
💔38.11%
😭25.41%
🔥12.70%
😘12.70%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 37 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 10:55 UTC14 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Нічого людей мультики про природу не навчили 😔

😭2

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

8 Aug 2026, 10:53 UTC11 views1 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @alisterrobytkipiszPhoto

Нахуй 15431 Всім знайомий Бембі адже ми були дітьми і навіть якщо не дивились фільм знаємо сюжет . І одного трагічного моменту могло б не бути . А саме смерті його матері якби її не вбили мисливці . Зима , холодно і мало їжі . І це мультик , але в житті це б призвело до смерті оленяти. А наше життя не мультик і хеппі енд це рідкість а не правило #арт

💊1

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

6 Aug 2026, 10:33 UTC16 viewsread 10 August 2026

На жаль у мене якась залупа із цим сайтом, я не можу авторизуватись там, тож можливо якщо ви можете, то підпишете? Якщо теж не можете, хочаб репостніть

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

6 Aug 2026, 10:33 UTC14 viewsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @nashtiasnd

Нова петиція проти 15431 🦌Петиція, яку я схвалюю та підписую. Рекомендую ознайомитись з нею і вам. Бережімо природу України разом, особливо у такі складні часи для нас та тваринок. https://itd.rada.gov.ua/petitions/Petition/Index/13845

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

5 Aug 2026, 18:12 UTC22 views1 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Гра сама крута, відкритий світ, можливість літати, але разраби таку кринжу творять... Якби був годний аналог і в мене на телефоні було достатньо пам'яті, я б пограв лмао Лан, nvm, піду кущоц бутєри та єбашить колабу шолє

❤1

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

5 Aug 2026, 18:10 UTC20 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Останній цвях у кришку гроба геншина- Хоча там все було понятно ще із цією царіцою

❤2

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

5 Aug 2026, 18:07 UTC13 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @didkovabutseharnya

Колаба геншина з роснявою копіркою мака 🤠 І це інфа після того, як росня вчергове нас обстріляла, знищила склади, будинки, вбила цивільних. Я давно не граю в цю гру, але з кожним разом дно пробивається все глибше і глибше (і це мовчу про регіон снєжная з їхньою "царіцай", який ну дуже нагадує наших сусідів). Знаю, що дуже багато хто грає, цікавиться, косплеїть по цьому, але моє ставлення до гри і самої компанії дуже …

❤2

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

5 Aug 2026, 01:56 UTC20 views1 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @kiev_levyy_beregVideo

Video, posted without a caption

💊1

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

4 Aug 2026, 21:47 UTC17 views1 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @ssternenko

Допоможіть карати росіян!

💊1

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

3 Aug 2026, 00:27 UTC32 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Весь прікол мема в тому, шо у Ґабіно (Це справжнє ім'я Реда) пздц який хуйовий зір, особливо на правому оці, бо він його пошкодив у 9 років. Можна сказать, шо без окулярів він ніхуя не бачить Фанфакт тіпа, окда? (Ще фанфакт, Ґабіно не любить виходити на вулицю в окулярах, бо вважає, що погано в них виглядає, а лінзи не носить, бо ніяк не може навчитись їх нормально вставлять в очі) #мємасік@abs0lute_absurdddd

🎉2

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

2 Aug 2026, 00:39 UTC73 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026

До речі, ми з Полароїдом зробимо колабу на цей івент 🙂‍↔️ Тримаю в курсі тіпа

🎉2

Signed Your fellow absurd¡st🦐

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @abs0lute_absurdddd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Абсолютний абсурд украрту 🗑️ (14+)” (@abs0lute_absurdddd), 53 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/abs0lute_absurdddd.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.