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Аджика на асфальте

@adjikaonasphalt

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Advertising · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

2,281subscribers

+166 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002457046614
TypeChannel
Username@adjikaonasphalt
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/adjikaonasphalt

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

2,1152,2922,203.57 August 2026 — 2,115 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,115 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,117 subscribers10 August 2026 — 2,128 subscribers13 August 2026 — 2,162 subscribers16 August 2026 — 2,170 subscribers19 August 2026 — 2,181 subscribers22 August 2026 — 2,184 subscribers25 August 2026 — 2,189 subscribers28 August 2026 — 2,164 subscribers31 August 2026 — 2,170 subscribers4 September 2026 — 2,259 subscribers9 September 2026 — 2,292 subscribers12 September 2026 — 2,278 subscribers17 September 2026 — 2,281 subscribers2,2817 August 202617 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 40 days, net +166. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,088–2,319 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 07:572,281+3
12 Sept 2026, 21:392,278-14
9 Sept 2026, 06:372,292+33
4 Sept 2026, 00:592,259+89
31 Aug 2026, 08:222,170+6
28 Aug 2026, 18:262,164-25
25 Aug 2026, 19:042,189+5
22 Aug 2026, 10:232,184+3
19 Aug 2026, 07:412,181+11
16 Aug 2026, 18:132,170+8
13 Aug 2026, 11:382,162+34
10 Aug 2026, 19:412,128+11
7 Aug 2026, 23:242,117+2
7 Aug 2026, 20:452,115no change
7 Aug 2026, 20:332,115first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
4m 21s
Average length
37s

Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

318 reactions across 19 posts, in 30 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 15.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁4815.1%
🔥4012.6%
👍3410.7%
🤣3310.4%
🤡319.75%
👎247.55%
🤯216.60%
💩154.72%
👏103.14%
😱92.83%
🤬92.83%
👀72.20%
🤩61.89%
😨51.57%
👌30.943%
🤨30.943%
🤮30.943%
20.629%
20.629%
🎉20.629%
10 further kinds113.46%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 318 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
20.0%
4 of 20 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
0
none — marked by hashtag only
Median views · ads
697
over 4 measured posts
Median views · rest
606
over 16 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 18:50 UTC272 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Бар Sobranie из Кирова обещает закрыть стол за свой счёт, если вы придёте отмечать своё увольнение к ним. Главное — взять с собой подписанное заявление об увольнении

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7 Aug 2026, 15:44 UTC348 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Кажется, СММщик Белого дома вышел из отпуска и снова начал делать адовые ситуативы. В этот раз Человек-паук помог Иммиграционной полиции США задержать всех нелегальных мигрантов

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7 Aug 2026, 14:20 UTC375 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Posted without readable text

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7 Aug 2026, 11:25 UTC403 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Netflix заперли человека на 48 часов в билборде посреди Лос-Анджелеса. Это реклама нового фильма под названием «Последний дом» По сюжету, семья из четырёх человек внезапно оказывается заперта в собственном доме без возможности выбраться.

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7 Aug 2026, 08:18 UTC409 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Skoda выпустила рекламу, в которой пытается научить англоязычную аудиторию правильно произносить название бренда. Дело в том, что в Западной Европе и Великобритании многие говорят не «шкода», а «скода»

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6 Aug 2026, 21:39 UTC551 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
AdvertisementPhoto

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6 Aug 2026, 18:34 UTC581 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Бар из Екатеринбурга бесплатно наливает пиво всем подкаблучникам. Причина — сегодня официальный День подкаблучника

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6 Aug 2026, 15:17 UTC606 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Актуальный коммьюнити-менеджмент от продавца с WB

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6 Aug 2026, 11:49 UTC636 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

«Колобок» захватил соцсети брендов. Новый «Последний богатырь», из-за которого на неделю отложили премьеру «Человека-паука: Новый день», стал главной темой недели Пользователи пытаются отменить фильм за это — Кинопоиск даже зафиксировал ночью огромное количество «единиц» сразу же после того, как пользователям дали возможность поставить оценку. Система посчитала активность подозрительной и не учла в общем рейтинге

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6 Aug 2026, 08:47 UTC623 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Автосалон «Биг Чайна Авто» повторил тренд «Говорю любимые слова…»

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @adjikaonasphalt. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Аджика на асфальте” (@adjikaonasphalt), 2,281 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/adjikaonasphalt.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.