Channel
@alcoholcff
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579subscribers
-11 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002263587035 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @alcoholcff |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 31 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 31 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/alcoholcff |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 31 Aug 2026, 21:04 | 579 | -2 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 20:34 | 581 | -6 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 06:12 | 587 | -3 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 04:42 | 590 | no change |
| 12 Aug 2026, 04:17 | 590 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 16 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
78 reactions across 10 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 57.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 45 | 57.7% | |
| 😭 | 19 | 24.4% | |
| 🍾 | 5 | 6.41% | |
| 🙏 | 4 | 5.13% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 3.85% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 2.56% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 78 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 16 May 2026 to 2 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
а эта конфа живая вообще?? в общем я сейчас бухая, пока я была без сознания меня выложили в какие-то тгк города и походу надо мной будут ржать, зато мама на месяц дома закрыла круто в общем 🤗 #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
😭7❤4🔥1
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Всем привет, набухался алкашки 40 градусов, поставили на учет всем пока 👋👋👋 #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
❤11
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Я выпил не так сильно много, но и не моло алкоголя. Ща мы с "р*даками" едем на самолет. Мне уже хорошо, слишком хорошо, нооо они пока неьзаметили, что я пьяг. Жду когда они спалят, что я пьян. Но с их тупостью они 100 не спалят. Пожелайте удачи. #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
❤11
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фотки с прошлого месяца. ахуенно посидели неанон пугало #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
❤5
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Пр, ищу с кем выпить на неделе, СПб. Го в Ионку или просто погулять. Будни #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
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Как подделать возраст в ориге паспорта? #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
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Бля ребят,дайте совет как мне клянчить коктейльчики в турции если мне 17 блять. Обязательно начинать крутить роман чтобы налили? #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
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алкашня, кто шарит, какой гараж вкусней, по-вашему мнению? или эсса круче? #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
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Бляяяя, поздравьте меня, я наконец то могу пить без отвращеня (Крч, где-то зимой, этого года, я напился так, что выблювал все, что пил. Пиздец плохо было. Я даже квас пить не мог, сразу было ощущение тошноты.) Ехехехехехеехе, я рад)) 0)0) Кста,я пока у каких-то р*дствеников нахожусь, спиздил чуток водки, купил коллы, сижу, кайфую #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
🍾5
Signed [РЕСТ КФКМ] ⛧ㅤRи3ьkа13ˡᶠᶠᶜʰ #РИКНН #МОРГ #ОС
прив омск ищу с кем выпиьь составитб компанию деняк не особо к сожалению в коммы отзовитесь #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
👎3
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якутск купите нам алкашку пж #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
🙏4
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спб кто бухать #ТЕЙК @alcoconffbot × @anonalc0bot
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @alcoholcff. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 31 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“АЛК0Г0ЛЬ C0NFESS10N” (@alcoholcff), 579 subscribers as measured 31 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alcoholcff.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.