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@alexreportchannel
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6,613subscribers
+1,620 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003769003885 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @alexreportchannel |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/alexreportchannel |
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 05:57 | 6,613 | +109 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 14:58 | 6,504 | +143 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 15:00 | 6,361 | +179 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 15:40 | 6,182 | +134 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 10:45 | 6,048 | +117 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 19:14 | 5,931 | +122 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 22:28 | 5,809 | +101 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 00:28 | 5,708 | +145 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 20:53 | 5,563 | +137 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 19:16 | 5,426 | +162 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 13:06 | 5,264 | +98 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 19:13 | 5,166 | +136 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 14:25 | 5,030 | +37 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 20:46 | 4,993 | first reading |
57 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 9 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 57 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
10 reactions across 10 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 10 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 57 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 57 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Alex的大奶食谱： https://t.me/alexteamreport 【老师花名】：#美依 【上课费用】：工兵p 【上课区域】：#拱墅 【出击评价】：#好评 【出击狼友】:@天天 【老师特点】: #胸大 #配合度 【老师车牌】： @my5201s #硬件配置 身高:160左右，年龄三十到四十，人照基本一致，去美颜即可。身材比例顶，真胸且大，一只手抓不下，手感软，腰部无赘肉，阴毛有修理。 #服务内容 【陪浴】事前主动陪浴，洗的很仔细，还有浴室口活 【舔胸】老师主动服务，细水长流 【口交】稍微有齿感，时间不缩水，足足口了十分钟，体验感好 【69】各种姿势随意切换，配合度拉满 【舌吻】个人不喜欢，未体验 #情绪价值 亲和力强 #态度意识 主动服务，陪浴帮忙藏忙擦身子 #日感反馈 重点说下正常体位，正常冲击感很强，手没停过，忍不住一直抓，包裹感强，水多的很，期间换了好几个姿势。 #精选黄文 本人匈奴人，看到大胸老…
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Alex的大奶食谱： https://t.me/alexteamreport 【老师花名】：#茯苓 【上课费用】：工兵pp 【上课区域】：#上城 【出击评价】：#超级好评 【出击狼友】:辞旧 【老师特点】: #（20岁嫩妹） #（180高 皮肤白胸大屁股翘） #（服务好耐心 温柔） 【老师车牌】： @Zzou1314 #硬件配置 （参考内容：身高182，体重60kg，年龄20，颜值甜美型，人照9分，身材匀称无赘肉，胸型水滴大奶，大小D，手感软，小穴户型粉嫩无毛，屁股大翘，腿型直，没有纹身 #服务内容 （【陪浴】，【舔胸】，【指划】，【按摩】，【胸推】，【口交】，【69】有，【舌吻】管饱， #情绪价值 有亲和力长得比较可爱，话题比较多，有女友感，很乖巧，情绪价值满满 #态度意识 （听话不催，回头客很多，主动服务，例如进门递水，面带微笑服务，陪浴后帮擦） #日感反馈 （可从女上，传教士，后入，便当等姿势进行描述。例如老师的…
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Alex的大奶食谱： https://t.me/alexteamreport 【老师花名】：#乐煊 【上课费用】：工兵p 【上课区域】：#余杭 【出击评价】：#接近超级好评 【出击狼友】:爱做小银虫2.0 【老师特点】: #超级大胸 #吊感很棒 #态度很棒 【老师车牌】： @edc66edc #硬件配置 拥有一对大G的同时，四肢纤细，身高适中颜值耐看 #服务内容 【陪浴】，【舔胸】，【指划】，【舌漫】，【按摩】，【胸推】，【水中萧】，【乳交】，【口交】，【69】 #情绪价值 开始可能有点距离感，但是很快就和老师破冰了，慢慢变得更像情人间的相处 #态度意识 老师态度很好，服务主动投入，而且愿意配合 #日感反馈 老师女上很主动，节奏把握的很好，一对大G蹦蹦跳跳非常有冲击力，还有在cjs时，抽插慢慢加速时，老师的小穴会越来越紧体验很好 #精选黄文 在其他群看见这位老师的时候就震惊居然有此大胸，没想到很快就在A哥这里抢到…
Alex的大奶食谱： https://t.me/alexteamreport 【老师花名】：#鑫鑫、#艺菲 【上课费用】：1400 【上课区域】：#杨家新雅苑 【出击评价】：#好评 【出击狼友】: 【老师特点】: #胸大 #温柔 #活好 【老师车牌】： @xinxin08866 @OhzyifeiO #服务内容 （【陪浴】，【舔胸】，【指划】，【毒龙】，【按摩】，【胸推】，【水中萧】，【事后萧】，【口交】，【69】，【舌吻】 #情绪价值 温柔不催，还有水果，服务到位 #态度意识 进门就看到两位老师的大灯，笑起来很好看，在沙发上吃了点水果后，就给两位老师解衣，检验一下胸弟的软滑程度，手感非常不错，。接着玩了大转盘抽奖，两位老师轮流陪浴，这个时候已经忍不住了，老师穿好衣服后，来了个大力撕内裤，先发泄一下，接着老师一前一后，一个给我口，一个舔我胸，终于体会了一把飘飘欲仙的感觉。两位老师温柔，不会冷场，服务中途水果、烟不断，真…
Alex的大奶食谱： https://t.me/alexteamreport 【老师花名】：#果果 【上课费用】：9 【上课区域】：#拱墅区 【出击评价】：#9 【出击狼友】：一个短篇 【老师特点】: 95服务超级棒，人很好，很配合，胸也是一级棒，粉嫩，水润 【老师车牌】： @guiguo556 #硬件配置 #服务内容 AB面指滑毒龙，口，口技了得 #情绪价值 聊天高兴，发展成老顾客 #态度意识 非常配合，而且细心呵护 #日感反馈 超会动，很多水，皮肤很舒服，招式很多，会好好揉拧你的 #精选黄文 台风天上课记 台风预警昨晚就挂上了，窗外梧桐树被吹得东倒西歪，雨点像小石子一样砸在玻璃上。我盯着手机里的停课通知——没有，群里只有老师淡淡一句："风雨无阻，准时上课。" 出门是一场战役 伞在小区门口就报废了。不是伞骨折了，是整个人被风推着走，伞面翻成了喇叭花。干脆收起来，把冲锋衣帽子一扣，冲进雨幕。地铁站成…
Alex的大奶食谱： https://t.me/alexteamreport 【老师花名】：#美依 【上课费用】：工兵p 【上课区域】：#拱宸桥东附近 【出击评价】：#接近超级好评 【出击狼友】:wang dan 【老师特点】: #奶子天然又大又软 #不胖，无肚子 #服务态度好 【老师车牌】： @my5201s #硬件配置 大概1.6左右，奶子很大，纯天然，没肚子。奶头颜色乳晕都正常。小穴颜色淡。年纪三四十吧 #服务内容 【舔胸】，【指划】，【毒龙】，【按摩】，【胸推】，【口交】，【69】，【舌吻】 #情绪价值 亲切，有女友感，不会催，会说骚话 #态度意识 进门就递水了，全程都听话，会自己摇 #日感反馈 挺好的，虽然没嫩妹那么紧，也会夹，主要奶子视觉冲击力强 #精选黄文 喜欢大奶，果断出击了。 老师和照片差不多，去掉美颜就是了。课室很大，是个大三房。后来交谈得知说第一天来杭州，之前不做这个开美甲店的 这么大两…
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Alex的大奶报告频道” (@alexreportchannel), 6,613 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/alexreportchannel.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.