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@anekdotbli

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30,308subscribers

-600 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001375918153
TypeChannel
Username@anekdotbli
DescriptionАнонимные истории 🤫 Владелец @sylvestrTG
Created10 March 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 September 2026
Measurements held29
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/anekdotbli

Growth

30,30830,90830,6087 August 2026 — 30,908 subscribers7 August 2026 — 30,908 subscribers7 August 2026 — 30,898 subscribers8 August 2026 — 30,887 subscribers10 August 2026 — 30,861 subscribers10 August 2026 — 30,837 subscribers11 August 2026 — 30,822 subscribers12 August 2026 — 30,798 subscribers13 August 2026 — 30,770 subscribers15 August 2026 — 30,757 subscribers16 August 2026 — 30,726 subscribers17 August 2026 — 30,703 subscribers18 August 2026 — 30,688 subscribers19 August 2026 — 30,675 subscribers20 August 2026 — 30,653 subscribers22 August 2026 — 30,626 subscribers23 August 2026 — 30,597 subscribers25 August 2026 — 30,571 subscribers26 August 2026 — 30,560 subscribers27 August 2026 — 30,525 subscribers27 August 2026 — 30,505 subscribers28 August 2026 — 30,493 subscribers29 August 2026 — 30,472 subscribers30 August 2026 — 30,450 subscribers31 August 2026 — 30,433 subscribers1 September 2026 — 30,418 subscribers2 September 2026 — 30,402 subscribers3 September 2026 — 30,370 subscribers6 September 2026 — 30,308 subscribers7 August 20266 September 2026
29 measurements spanning 30 days, net -600. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 30,218–30,998 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 29
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Sept 2026, 05:1930,308-62
3 Sept 2026, 23:5930,370-32
2 Sept 2026, 13:2830,402-16
1 Sept 2026, 12:3430,418-15
31 Aug 2026, 15:3630,433-17
30 Aug 2026, 18:2430,450-22
29 Aug 2026, 19:1630,472-21
28 Aug 2026, 21:0430,493-12
27 Aug 2026, 23:3430,505-20
27 Aug 2026, 01:0530,525-35
26 Aug 2026, 00:5730,560-11
25 Aug 2026, 03:3630,571-26
23 Aug 2026, 23:5330,597-29
22 Aug 2026, 09:5730,626-27
20 Aug 2026, 21:4830,653-22
19 Aug 2026, 18:4230,675-13
18 Aug 2026, 16:4730,688-15
17 Aug 2026, 20:1530,703-23
16 Aug 2026, 17:1330,726-31
15 Aug 2026, 00:4630,757first reading

Engagement

314 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 62 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
0.535%
avg views ÷ 30,308 subscribers
Avg views / post
162
269 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.964%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
269
of 314 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 47 of 269 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 September 2026
Posts held314 (5 August 20266 September 2026)
Views total43,598
Reactions total79
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Sept 2026, 00:04 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
180
Videos
69
Links
798

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
5m 53s
Average length
19s

Measured directly from 19 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

88 reactions across 51 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2730.7%
😁1314.8%
😨1011.4%
🤬910.2%
💋89.09%
🥰55.68%
🤣33.41%
❤‍🔥22.27%
🏆22.27%
💯22.27%
🗿22.27%
💔11.14%
😍11.14%
😱11.14%
🙈11.14%
🙏11.14%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 57 of the 314 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 88 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 314 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 6 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Sept 2026, 19:54 UTC39 viewsread 7 September 2026

Дистрофик за обедом смотрит в тарелку с макаронами и говорит жалобным голосом: - Сестра! Опять на ужин трубы! https://t.me/anekdotbli

6 Sept 2026, 19:02 UTC61 viewsread 7 September 2026

Отец нашел новую телку, так как с матерью в разводе (ну я с ним общаюсь). Короче решил ебануть свадебку, ну пригласил дохуя гостей, и те подарили норм деняк... После свадьбы батя зачем-то решил выебнуться и купил коня, сказал, что перепродаст ебать, в итоге коня через месяц спиздили цыгане🤣 https://t.me/anekdotbli ⁣⁣LumixVPN: обход глушилок и белых списков. Безлимит, низкий пинг, 20+ стран. Работает везде! 🚀

6 Sept 2026, 17:54 UTC79 viewsread 7 September 2026

— Давай называть всё своими именами. — Давай, хуесос. https://t.me/anekdotbli

6 Sept 2026, 17:02 UTC87 viewsread 7 September 2026

Сначала они говорят, что математика в жизни не пригодится, а потом их жизнь круто меняется на 360 градусов https://t.me/anekdotbli ⁣⁣ОТЕЧЕСТВЕННЫЙ VPN — NIVA VPN. Надёжный, простой и без лишнего. 👉 Подключайся и погнали 🚗💨

6 Sept 2026, 15:54 UTC95 viewsread 7 September 2026

Приехал фермер на базар гуся покупать, купил, пошатался по городу до автобуса домой еще 2 часа думает - пойду в кино схожу. В кинотеатре говорят: — Нельзя с гусем! Ну делать фермеру нечего он взял гуся себе в штаны и спрятал. Сидит смотрит кино, гусю чтобы не задохнулся ширинку открыл, тот голову высунул. На этом же ряду две дамочки, одна другой показывая пальцем на мужика говорит: — Смотри-смотри ты такой видела? —

6 Sept 2026, 15:02 UTC105 viewsread 7 September 2026

Парень панк и девушка панк занимаются сексом -Дорогой, мне кажется, или здесь воняет немытым хуем? - Ты знаешь как пахнет мытый хуй?! Ты что, мне изменяешь?! https://t.me/anekdotbli ⁣⁣ОТЕЧЕСТВЕННЫЙ VPN — NIVA VPN. Надёжный, простой и без лишнего. 👉 Подключайся и погнали 🚗💨

6 Sept 2026, 13:54 UTC124 viewsread 7 September 2026

Короче стал встречаться с девушкой, быстро дала, думаю круто. А потом говорит, что на самом деле парень ей не нужен, и она ищет парня, чтоб снимать с ним "контент", ну вы сами догадываетесь, какой именно. Что думаете? Ну у нее по классике, розово-сиреневый неон в комнате, дилдаки и прочее имеется) https://t.me/anekdotbli

6 Sept 2026, 13:02 UTC134 viewsread 7 September 2026

Eвpeйcкий SQL: oтвeчaeт зaпpocoм нa зaпpoc https://t.me/anekdotbli ⁣⁣ОТЕЧЕСТВЕННЫЙ VPN — NIVA VPN. Надёжный, простой и без лишнего. 👉 Подключайся и погнали 🚗💨

6 Sept 2026, 11:54 UTC152 viewsread 7 September 2026

Я ебал свою девушку, пока ее тетя отвернулась в телефон и надела наушники и слушала муз. Слушала кстати довольно громко, но по факту застукала нас... пиздец стыдно было, но тетя лишь посмеялась... П.с. Ей 38 лет https://t.me/anekdotbli

6 Sept 2026, 11:06 UTC148 viewsread 7 September 2026
Photo

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6 Sept 2026, 11:02 UTC125 viewsread 7 September 2026

Штирлиц сел задом наперёд. Вскоре перёд заболел. https://t.me/anekdotbli ⁣⁣LumixVPN: обход глушилок и белых списков. Безлимит, низкий пинг, 20+ стран. Работает везде! 🚀

6 Sept 2026, 08:54 UTC117 viewsread 7 September 2026

Eвpeйcкий SQL: oтвeчaeт зaпpocoм нa зaпpoc https://t.me/anekdotbli

Showing the 12 most recent of 314 posts we hold for @anekdotbli. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@anekdotbli edited 39 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
7 August 2026
Most recent edit
2 September 2026

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“МНЕ СТЫДНО...” (@anekdotbli), 30,308 subscribers as measured 6 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdotbli.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.