— А мне моя жена на Новый год секс подарила! — Какая она у тебя неоригинальная, всем дарит одно и тоже!
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Channel
@anekdoti4
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Cite this entry
11,665subscribers
-270 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001672403547 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @anekdoti4 |
| Created | 5 April 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 28 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 5 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/anekdoti4 |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Sept 2026, 09:17 | 11,665 | -18 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 10:26 | 11,683 | -11 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 07:33 | 11,694 | -13 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 04:15 | 11,707 | -10 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 01:04 | 11,717 | -9 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 01:02 | 11,726 | -18 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 21:25 | 11,744 | -6 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 00:13 | 11,750 | -9 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 00:45 | 11,759 | -9 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 22:06 | 11,768 | -10 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 00:03 | 11,778 | -14 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 11:16 | 11,792 | -15 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 01:09 | 11,807 | -8 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 18:57 | 11,815 | -17 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 18:03 | 11,832 | -3 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 16:24 | 11,835 | -11 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 19:23 | 11,846 | -10 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 15:17 | 11,856 | -9 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 20:39 | 11,865 | -13 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 11:58 | 11,878 | first reading |
164 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 57 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 126 of 139 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 164 (1 August 2026 – 2 September 2026) |
| Views total | 54,896 |
| Reactions total | 2,267 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 01:46 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
2,874 reactions across 150 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 86.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 2,479 | 86.3% | |
| 🍌 | 185 | 6.44% | |
| 🤡 | 148 | 5.15% | |
| 🖕 | 32 | 1.11% | |
| 🌭 | 30 | 1.04% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 150 of the 164 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,874 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 164 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
— А мне моя жена на Новый год секс подарила! — Какая она у тебя неоригинальная, всем дарит одно и тоже!
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Дача, бабушка с внучкой пьют чай. На столе стоит варенье, к которому с разных сторон ползут муравьи. Девочка, недолго думая, раздавила одного. Бабушка давит на жалость ребенка: — Лизонька, ты что, как же так можно! Муравьишки тоже ведь живые, им больно! У них детки есть! Вот представь: сидят они дома и ждут свою маму. А мама не придет. Лиза (давя пальчиком очередное насекомое): — И папа тоже не придет...
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— Добро пожаловать в Общество зануд! Возьмите себе стул. — Вообще–то, у этого, как вы выразились, стула, нет спинки, так что технически это табуретка. — Похоже, у нас новый председатель!
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В кабинет к врачу кожно-венерологического диспансера врывается запыхавшийся мужик: - Доктор, доктор! Скорее, скажите признаки сифилиса! - Ну, краснеет и сыпь... - Фу! Слава тебе, Господи! У меня просто почернел и отвалился
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Чебурашка варит супчик, Гена торчит у телевизора. Чебурашка не знает, сколько сыпать соли. — Гена, сколько соли сыпать в суп? — На глаз насыпь. С кухни раздается страшный вопль: — А-а-а-а! На хуй насыпь себе, ящерица ебаная!
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Заходят в кафе пять человек: американец, француз, русский, китаец и еврей — каждый заказал себе кофе. У всех в чашках плавала муха. Американец выплеснул кофе в лицо официанту. Француз вежливо попросил заменить напиток. Русский выкинул муху и выпил кофе. Китаец выпил кофе и закусил мухой Еврей продал муху китайцу.
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Гуляя по улице, Штирлиц увидел как двое офицеров снимали проститутку. — Высоко залезла, - подумал Штирлиц.
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Школа пошла нахуй
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Умер мужик - попал в рай. В раю скукотище!!! Взмолился: "Господи покажи АД!" Смотрит - а в АДу движуха - бухняки, телки, наркота. Взмолился: "Господи! Хочу в АД!" Господь: "Не могу! Ты весь такой праведный и в АД?! Могу оживить на недельку!" Ну мужик ожил и давай куролесить: бухать, колоться, с телками отвисать! Напоследок бабку 80 летнюю изнасиловал и опять помер. Смотрит - опять в раю?! Господь: "Ну ты конечно почу…
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Приезжает чел в деревню. Заходит на дискотеку. Видит — там несколько девушек стоит около стенки, не танцуют. Подходит к первой: — Девушка, можно пригласить вас на танец? — ЧАГО? — Ужо ничаго! Подходит ко второй: — Девушка, а вас можно пригласить на танец? — ЧАГО? — Ужо ничаго! Подходит к третьей: — Девушка, ну а вас можно на танец пригласить? — Да, конечно. — Девушка, вы знаете, вы чем-то отличаетесь от остальных. — …
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Апрель 1945 года. Поражение Германии очевидно. Гитлер ходит по рейхсканцелярии и везде видит одну и ту же картину: офицеры пьянствуют и даже не обращают внимания на своего фюрера. Но зайдя в один из кабинетов, Гитлер обнаруживает Штирлица, который сидит за столом и работает. Увидев главу Третьего Рейха, Штирлиц вскакивает, вскидывает руку и выкрикивает: "Хайль Гитлер!" В ответ фюрер устало произносит: "Максимыч, ну х…
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— Дед, почему наше село называется Астафьево? — Дык на то легенда есть. Мой дед мне рассказывал, а его дед ему. В стародавние времена гостевал на этой земле Петр Первый со свитой, а ночью один солдат уснул в карауле. Утром генерал, что солдафонами руководил, спросил царя, как наказать провинившегося. Да только царь был в хорошем настроении и говорит, мол: «Оставь его!» С тех пор село наше именуется Астафьево. А вот в…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 164 posts we hold for @anekdoti4. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@anekdoti4 edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Анекдотыч” (@anekdoti4), 11,665 subscribers as measured 5 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdoti4.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.