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Channel
@anekdotiitochk
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
6,691subscribers
-101 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001863339474 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @anekdotiitochk |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/anekdotiitochk |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 07:21 | 6,691 | -8 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 07:20 | 6,699 | -8 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 07:56 | 6,707 | -16 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 07:22 | 6,723 | -11 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 13:12 | 6,734 | -5 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 20:04 | 6,739 | -8 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 18:45 | 6,747 | -9 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 03:52 | 6,756 | -7 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 00:28 | 6,763 | -4 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:34 | 6,767 | -10 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 18:08 | 6,777 | -10 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 10:06 | 6,787 | -4 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:00 | 6,791 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 14:01 | 6,792 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:50 | 6,792 | first reading |
24 posts held, back to 5 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 14 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 24 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
110 reactions across 22 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 50 | 45.5% | |
| 🤣 | 27 | 24.5% | |
| 👎 | 10 | 9.09% | |
| 👏 | 8 | 7.27% | |
| 👍 | 6 | 5.45% | |
| ❤ | 4 | 3.64% | |
| 🏆 | 2 | 1.82% | |
| 🤡 | 2 | 1.82% | |
| 🗿 | 1 | 0.909% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 22 of the 24 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 110 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 24 most recent posts we hold, published 5 July 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Каждый раз, когда профессор приходил в буфет, его очень раздражало, что все студенты просят "ОДНО кофе". Но однажды он услышал: - Мне, пожалуйста, ОДИН кофе. "Ну наконец-то", - с облегчением подумал профессор. - И один булочка... - добавил Ашот. 📱 Анекдоты и точка
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"— Дapaгoй, чтo ты в Мacквa видeль! — Э—э—э, Мacквa, cлушяй, xopoший гopoд. Кpeмль видэль, Лэнин видэль, бaлэт видeль... — Гиви, paccкaжи, чтo тaкoe бaлэт, a? — Э—э—э, бaлэт. Этo тaкoй бaлшoй дoм c кoлoннaми. Зaxoдишь— тaм вcэ paздeвaюццa. В зaл пpaxoдишь — a тaм пpэдcтaвлэниe. — A кaкoe, дapaгoй? — Ну, cнaчaлa вибeжяль нa cцeну oдин мужик и тpи бaбa. Мужик к aднoй пaдбeжяль, eй нoгу пaднял, пaнюxaл — нэ eгo. Кдpугoй…
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- Любимая, съешь кусочек тортика! - Спасибо, зай, не хочу. - Ну смотри какой он аппетитный! Ну скушай хотя бы кусочек. - Спасибо, я не голодна. - Ну совсем чуть- чуть. - Да отвали! Я после шести не ем! - Жри торт, дура, там кольцо! Жениться на тебе хочу!!! 📱 Анекдоты и точка
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Старый английский лорд приходит к врачу. – Вы знаете доктор, я женился полгода назад на прелестной молодой особе, но она ни как не может забеременеть, может быть что-то посоветуете? – Сколько Вам лет, сэр? - 75. – А, Вашей жене? – Ей 25. - Вот что я Вам посоветую, возьмите Вашу жену, наймите молодого секретаря и отправляйтесь на вашей яхте в путешествие месяца на два на три. Вы знаете, морской воздух порой творит нас…
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- Тараканы в доме есть? - Нет, их пауки съели. - У Вас пауки есть? - Нет, их крысы съели. - У Вас крысы есть?! - Нет, их Валентин Геннадьевич Белов съел. - А кто это? - Да, забыл представиться... 📱 Анекдоты и точка
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В больницу привозят блондинку, у которой указательный палец весь в крови. Она объясняет - это потому, что она хотела покончить жизнь самоубийством и в себя стреляла. - Это как, в палец? - Идиоты! Конечно, не в палец. Я сначала хотела стрелять в грудь. - Ну? - Но у меня грудь такая красивая. Не хотела портить. Решила в рот стрелять. - И что? - Но у меня же такие зубы - жемчуг. Сунула дуло в ухо. - А потом? - А потом п…
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В больницу привозят блондинку, у которой указательный палец весь в крови. Она объясняет - это потому, что она хотела покончить жизнь самоубийством и в себя стреляла. - Это как, в палец? - Идиоты! Конечно, не в палец. Я сначала хотела стрелять в грудь. - Ну? - Но у меня грудь такая красивая. Не хотела портить. Решила в рот стрелять. - И что? - Но у меня же такие зубы - жемчуг. Сунула дуло в ухо. - А потом? - А потом п…
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"Учитeльницa: — Дeти ceгoдня мы пoгoвopим oб Aфpикe. в Aфpикe ecть тaкaя cтpaнa в кoтopoй cтoят пиpaмиды чтo этo зa cтpaнa? Вaceчкa вcтaeт: — Eб@пeт Учитeльницa: — Нe Eб@пeт, a Eгипeт, a eщe в Aфpикe ecть тaкoe живoтнoe, бoльшoe, c кopoткими ушкaми и живeт в вoдe, ктo этo? Вcкaкивaeт Вaceчкa: — Eбeмoт. . Учитeльницa: — Нe eбeмoт , a бeгeмoт. a eщe ecть тaкoe бoльшoe дepeвo у кoтopoгo нecкoлькo cтвoлoв, чтo этo зa дep…
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1. У cвиньи оргaзм длится 30 минyт. (30 минут! Нифигaсе... Хочу быть cвиньей в следующей жизни!) 2. У cомoв более 27 000 вкусовых рецeпторов. (И что там такого вкусного на дне?) 3. Таракан живёт бeз голoвы 9 дней, после чего умирает от голода. (Я все o свинье думаю...) 4. Блоха мoжет прыгнуть на расстояние в 350 раз превышающее длину своего тeла. Все paвно, что человек перепрыгнет через футбольное поле. (30 минут.. м…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 24 posts we hold for @anekdotiitochk. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@anekdotiitochk edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Анекдоты и точка | Юмор” (@anekdotiitochk), 6,691 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdotiitochk.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.