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Анекдот за три копейки

@anekdotyumorsmex

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32,335subscribers

-1,165 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002570725875
TypeChannel
Username@anekdotyumorsmex
DescriptionШутки, от которых у бабушки давление, у соседа — стояк, а у депутата — паника. По всем вопросам: @mister_krabsik Менеджеры: @lokii_admin
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/anekdotyumorsmex

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

32,33533,54032,937.56 August 2026 — 33,500 subscribers7 August 2026 — 33,540 subscribers8 August 2026 — 33,506 subscribers9 August 2026 — 33,456 subscribers9 August 2026 — 33,410 subscribers10 August 2026 — 33,378 subscribers11 August 2026 — 33,331 subscribers12 August 2026 — 33,303 subscribers14 August 2026 — 33,260 subscribers15 August 2026 — 33,212 subscribers16 August 2026 — 33,179 subscribers17 August 2026 — 33,146 subscribers19 August 2026 — 33,102 subscribers20 August 2026 — 33,060 subscribers20 August 2026 — 33,021 subscribers22 August 2026 — 32,973 subscribers23 August 2026 — 33,079 subscribers25 August 2026 — 33,064 subscribers25 August 2026 — 33,018 subscribers26 August 2026 — 32,973 subscribers27 August 2026 — 33,070 subscribers29 August 2026 — 33,038 subscribers30 August 2026 — 32,997 subscribers31 August 2026 — 32,947 subscribers1 September 2026 — 32,899 subscribers2 September 2026 — 32,856 subscribers2 September 2026 — 32,834 subscribers4 September 2026 — 32,785 subscribers6 September 2026 — 32,728 subscribers10 September 2026 — 32,622 subscribers12 September 2026 — 32,554 subscribers13 September 2026 — 32,489 subscribers15 September 2026 — 32,413 subscribers17 September 2026 — 32,335 subscribers6 August 202617 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 42 days, net -1,165. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 32,154–33,721 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 20:5632,335-78
15 Sept 2026, 19:2032,413-76
13 Sept 2026, 23:3732,489-65
12 Sept 2026, 06:5732,554-68
10 Sept 2026, 02:4032,622-106
6 Sept 2026, 21:4032,728-57
4 Sept 2026, 07:5632,785-49
2 Sept 2026, 23:5732,834-22
2 Sept 2026, 00:4432,856-43
1 Sept 2026, 01:4732,899-48
31 Aug 2026, 00:3432,947-50
30 Aug 2026, 01:2532,997-41
29 Aug 2026, 00:5233,038-32
27 Aug 2026, 21:1933,070+97
26 Aug 2026, 19:5532,973-45
25 Aug 2026, 22:4533,018-46
25 Aug 2026, 02:1633,064-15
23 Aug 2026, 15:4533,079+106
22 Aug 2026, 01:2832,973-48
20 Aug 2026, 21:0933,021first reading

Engagement

741 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 83 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.75%
avg views ÷ 32,335 subscribers
Avg views / post
889
363 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.42%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
363
of 741 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 362 of 363 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 25 September 2026
Posts held741 (5 August 2026 – 25 September 2026)
Views total322,744
Reactions total4,595
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken25 Sept 2026, 20:32 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
329
Videos
121
Links
917

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 25 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
19m 22s
Average length
22s

Measured directly from 54 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

9,455 reactions across 740 posts, in 45 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3,89441.2%
❤1,34914.3%
🤣98110.4%
🤮6246.60%
👍4945.22%
🥴4895.17%
💊2342.47%
👎2222.35%
👏1641.73%
😐1561.65%
🔥1491.58%
💩1421.50%
👌1141.21%
❤‍🔥880.931%
🥰720.762%
🤯470.497%
💯450.476%
🤔360.381%
😢230.243%
🥱170.18%
25 further kinds1151.22%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 740 of the 741 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9,455 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 741 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 25 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

25 Sept 2026, 19:02 UTC235 views11 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Мама подходит к слепому сыну. Мама: - Сынок я вот купила в аптеке мазь, которой если помазать, то ты станешь видеть. Сын: - Правда, мамочка? Мама: - Правда, точно поможет! Сын: - Так мажь скорей! Мама помазала сыну глазки мазью. Сын: - Мама, я все равно ничего не вижу! Мама: - С первом апреля, сынок! Оцени мой нюдс

🎃5💩4❤1😨1

25 Sept 2026, 18:02 UTC303 views3 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Video

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🤮2❤1

25 Sept 2026, 17:33 UTC353 views11 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Мужчину толкают в очереди. Он кричит: — Как вы смеете я ликвидатор, я чеpнобылец! — Чеpнобылец?! А где ваши документы? — Усы, лапы и хвост — вот мои документы! Оцени мой нюдс

😁8🥴3

25 Sept 2026, 16:43 UTC452 views11 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Цирк. Смертельный номер с тиграми. Дрессировщик объявляет: –Я, сейчас засуну свой член в пасть этому тигру и продержу его там в течении минуты! Публика в трансе, гробовая тишина, все замерли…Дрессировщик берет плетку и начинает бить бедного тигра по голове. БАЦ..–открыть пасть! БАЦ..–сидеть смирно! Засовывает в пасть свой член… БАЦ..–закрыть пасть! проходит минута, он опять бьет тигра по голове и достает на обозрение…

👍5😁4👎1🤮1

25 Sept 2026, 16:01 UTC456 views9 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Разговор с сыном: — Мам, а сметана полезная? — Полезная. — А зелень полезная? — Полезная. — Тогда купи мне чипсы «сметана с зеленью». Оцени мой нюдс

🤣9

25 Sept 2026, 15:00 UTC498 views3 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Video

😈Скоро удалю: P0rno TikTok Вход строго🔞 https://t.me/+YnioK8nPzeRkYzJi

🤮2❤1

25 Sept 2026, 14:33 UTC529 views7 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Однажды на званом ужине поручик Ржевский взял вилочку для омаров не в ту руку. "Фи, какая невоспитанность!" - скзала одна пожилая благовоспитаная дама. С тех пор о поручике рассказывают всякие гадости. Оцени мой нюдс

😐4🥴2🤔1

25 Sept 2026, 13:43 UTC600 views9 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Она: — Доктор, поцелуйте меня! Доктор: — Я не могу. У нас, докторов, существует своя медицинская этика, которая не позволяет целовать пациентов. А вообще-то, мне и трахать вас не следовало. Оцени мой нюдс 🐰Не грузит контент? НАРОДНЫЙ VPN обходит все блокировки❤️

🥰5🤮2❤1😁1

25 Sept 2026, 13:05 UTC624 views10 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Мужик после пьянки возвращается домой и видит в кустах голый розовый зад, ну он к нему и пристроился, кончил один раз, и спрашивает: - Девушка, Вам приятно? Молчание. Кончил второй раз, спрашивает: - Девушка, Вам так удобно? Молчание. Иэ последних сил кончил третий раз и спрашивает: - Девушка, Вы вообще хоть что нибудь чувствуете?! - Хрю, хрю. Оцени мой нюдс

💩5😁5

25 Sept 2026, 12:05 UTC699 views6 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Мой первый @нал Д20, я давно встречаюсь со своим парнем, почти все перепробовали в сексе, кроме анала. И на день рождения, я решила подарить ему анал. Подмылась, коромилицу подбрила и позвала его. Все началось как обычно: минет, куни. И тут я ему говорю: ,,А СЕГОДНЯ МОЖНО В ПОПУ!’’. Он был максимально счастлив. Вставляет мне член в задницу и начинает орать на весь дом: ,,ЕБ@НАЯ ТЫ ШЛ@ХА, У ТЕБЯ…’’ Читать далее

🤮4❤2

25 Sept 2026, 11:33 UTC729 views15 reactionsread 25 September 2026

попал мужик в зону, к нему подходит пахан и говорит: -либо мы тебя в жопу ебем, либо глаз выкалываем. Мужик начинает орать: - а ну пошли нахуй, пидоры ебаные! Пахан: - с хуев это мы пидоры? - а я среди вас одноглазых не вижу Оцени мой нюдс

😁15

25 Sept 2026, 10:43 UTC782 views16 reactionsread 25 September 2026

Один мужик, решив проверить правильность пословицы «есть еще порох в пороховницах», стал регулярно подсыпать себе в еду вместо соли порох. Заметив улучшение своего состояния, он продолжил поедать сей продукт. Он прожил 108 лет, оставив после себя 10 детей, 29 внуков, 44 правнука и 5-метровую воронку на месте крематория. Оцени мой нюдс

😁14❤1👌1

Showing the 12 most recent of 741 posts we hold for @anekdotyumorsmex. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@anekdotyumorsmex edited 3 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
18 August 2026
Most recent edit
3 September 2026

Mentions

Named by 11 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Анекдот за три копейки” (@anekdotyumorsmex), 32,335 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdotyumorsmex.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.