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Плохие Подкаты

@bad_pickup

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1,362subscribers

+31 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002414672180
TypeChannel
Username@bad_pickup
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 September 2026
Measurements held11
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/bad_pickup

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,3311,3621,346.57 August 2026 — 1,331 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,332 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,332 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,334 subscribers13 August 2026 — 1,349 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,356 subscribers23 August 2026 — 1,357 subscribers26 August 2026 — 1,359 subscribers29 August 2026 — 1,358 subscribers1 September 2026 — 1,357 subscribers6 September 2026 — 1,362 subscribers7 August 20266 September 2026
11 measurements spanning 30 days, net +31. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,326–1,367 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Sept 2026, 19:591,362+5
1 Sept 2026, 23:331,357-1
29 Aug 2026, 21:141,358-1
26 Aug 2026, 20:231,359+2
23 Aug 2026, 19:561,357+1
16 Aug 2026, 17:521,356+7
13 Aug 2026, 08:531,349+15
10 Aug 2026, 18:311,334+2
7 Aug 2026, 22:301,332no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:081,332+1
7 Aug 2026, 13:051,331first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 5 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 20 we hold a reading for · 10%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @bad_pickup. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 07:45 UTC255 viewsread 7 August 2026

Если ты любишь состоятельных парней, то я состою на учете у психиатра

4 Aug 2026, 12:42 UTC≈1,810 viewsread 7 August 2026

Почему такая красивая и без чела, который станет причиной твоей психотерапии?

31 Jul 2026, 09:15 UTC≈3,230 viewsread 7 August 2026

Бронировал ли я столик? Дорогая я сомневаюсь, что по нам будут стрелять в Бургер Кинге

30 Jul 2026, 13:50 UTC≈2,800 viewsread 7 August 2026

Вот уже два месяца лета прошло, а ты до сих пор, как сметана Белая и жирная

25 Jul 2026, 12:32 UTC≈3,420 viewsread 7 August 2026

-Ты случайно не интерметаллит галия, вольфрама и нобилия?? -Нет, а что? -Тогда почему ты такое GaWNo?

21 Jul 2026, 22:41 UTC≈1,350 viewsread 7 August 2026

Давай твоя левая нога будет «23 февраля», а правая нога «8 марта» И тогда я между праздниками заскочу

20 Jul 2026, 14:15 UTC≈3,670 views0 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026

Я не обещаю тебе золотых гор, но со мной ты будешь смеяться. А когда ты увидишь меня голым - ты посмеешься еще раз.

16 Jul 2026, 08:10 UTC≈3,750 viewsread 7 August 2026

Лучше тебя только кондиционер на 16 градусов

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @bad_pickup. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Плохие Подкаты” (@bad_pickup), 1,362 subscribers as measured 6 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/bad_pickup.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.