بیشتر مردم حاضرند همراه جمع اشتباه کنند، اما حاضر نیستند به تنهایی حرف درست را بزنند. اندیشیدن شفاف، جرات تنها ماندن می خواهد.
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Channel
@cafeezaman
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
1,935subscribers
-6 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001009901652 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cafeezaman |
| Created | Between 1 October 2015 and 31 January 2016 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cafeezaman |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 23:56 | 1,935 | -1 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 10:59 | 1,936 | -1 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 05:00 | 1,937 | +1 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 19:01 | 1,936 | -1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 07:42 | 1,937 | -1 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 07:42 | 1,938 | -4 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 12:41 | 1,942 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:34 | 1,941 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 22:23 | 1,941 | first reading |
31 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 31 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
17 reactions across 8 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💩 | 6 | 35.3% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 23.5% | |
| 🍾 | 3 | 17.6% | |
| 😁 | 2 | 11.8% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 5.88% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 5.88% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 31 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 67 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 31 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
بیشتر مردم حاضرند همراه جمع اشتباه کنند، اما حاضر نیستند به تنهایی حرف درست را بزنند. اندیشیدن شفاف، جرات تنها ماندن می خواهد.
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من اگه خودم به دیگران پیام ندم، گوشیمو میتونم به عنوان آجر بفروشم!
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یه جوری میگید زنها به توجه نیاز دارن انگار مردها به توهین نیاز دارن 😐
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حوصلم سر رفته شماره هاتونو بدید اهنگ پیشوازتونو گوش بدم .. 😐
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حال وهوای این روزای من ….
علم تهدید از مشهد خواستار ادامه جنگ شد آنهایی که خواستار توقف جنگ هستن منافق هستن😁😁
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چجوری متولد ۸۷ هستید الانم دوست پسر دارید ؟ 🤔 بابا من سال ۸۷ اعصابم از دست احمدی نژاد خیلی خورد بود 😏
احمقانهترین اشتباهی که امکان دارد هر آدمی در زندگیش بکند این است که پیش خودش فکر کند، کسی که یک بار به او صدمه زده، دوباره این کار را نخواهد کرد
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بزرگترین مشکلم با میگرن اینه که کشنده نیست پدسگ! تو که ساییدی، لااقل بکش.
یه دوس دختر داشتم خونشون طبقه دوازدهم بود آسانسورم نداشتن . .. .... ..... هر وقت میگفت بیا خونمون میگفتم دستت درد نکنه من از اون پسرا نیستم
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📸 روز جهانی آبجو؛ روزی برای بزرگداشت قدیمیترین نوشیدنی ساخت بشر هر سال اولین جمعه ماه اوت (مرداد) روز جهانی آبجو است. برای روز جهانی آبجو سه هدف؛ جمع شدن با دوستان و لذت بردن از طعم آبجو، گرامیداشت کسانی که مسئول تهیه آبجو هستند یا آن را سرو میکنند و بزرگداشت آبجوهای کشورهای مختلف اعلام شده است. در جهان بین ۱۰ تا ۱۵ هزار نوع آبجو تولید و سالانه ۱۷۷ میلیارد لیتر آبجو نوشیده میشود. در سال ۲۰۲۵، بیشترین میزان تو…
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دیگر خودت را کوچک نکن فقط برای اینکه در جاهایی جا بگیری که مدتهاست از آنها فراتر رفتهای. لازم نیست خودت را محدود کنی، تواناییهایت را پنهان کنی یا از رشدت دست بکشی فقط برای اینکه دیگران با تو احساس راحتی کنند. بعضی مکانها و بعضی آدمها، دیگر اندازهی نسخهی امروزِ تو نیستند.
Showing the 12 most recent of 31 posts we hold for @cafeezaman. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“💢 مجله تلگرامي كافه زمانه💢” (@cafeezaman), 1,935 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cafeezaman.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.