5 Aug 2026, 15:39 UTC21 viewsread 11 August 2026
: The Red Hills
Channel
تکخال در حفره
@captain_ohmycaptain
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
30subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002435871853 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @captain_ohmycaptain |
| Description | Don't get involved. @Pennyforyourthoughtsbot |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/captain_ohmycaptain |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:00 | 30 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 00:45 | 30 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 19 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 83
- Videos
- 25
- Links
- 9
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 3m 30s
- Average length
- 42s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
5 Aug 2026, 15:39 UTC18 viewsread 11 August 2026
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I can't make it go away by making you a villain I guess it's the price I pay for seven years in heaven And I pulled your body into mine every goddamn night now I get fake niceties No one teaches you what to do When a good man hurts you And you know you hurt him too
5 Aug 2026, 15:39 UTC20 viewsread 11 August 2026
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Oh, what a valiant roar What a bland goodbye The coward claimed he was a lion I'm combing through the braids of lies "I'll never leave" ... "Never mind" Our field of dreams, engulfed in fire Your arson's match your somber eyes And I'll still see it until I die You're the loss of my life
5 Aug 2026, 15:39 UTC21 viewsread 11 August 2026
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They say she was seen on occasion Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea And in a feud with her neighbor She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green 50 years is a long time Holiday House sat quietly on that beach Free of women with madness, their men and bad habits And then it was bought by me Who knows, if I never showed up, what could've been..
28 Jul 2026, 08:13 UTC58 viewsread 11 August 2026
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21 Jul 2026, 15:29 UTC67 viewsread 11 August 2026
مرحله آخر یا همون REM : نام این مرحله مخفف حرکات سریع چشم در زیر پلک های شماست.امواج مغزی در این مرحله با امواج مغزی حین بیداری شباهت های بسیاری دارن، ولی فرق اصلیش اینه که زمانی که شما بیدارید میتونید ماهیچه ها و اعضای بدنتون رو که تحت اختیار شما هستن تکون بدید؛ مثل هروقت بخواید بلند بشید یا دستتون رو حرکت بدید.اما مرحله چهارم خواب اینطوری نیست، ماهیچه های شما -غیر از اونایی که مربوط به جریان خون و تنفس شما هستن- از…
21 Jul 2026, 15:28 UTC55 viewsread 11 August 2026
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21 Jul 2026, 15:27 UTC57 viewsread 11 August 2026
خوابیدن اینجوری نیست که با زدن کلید پریز کلا جریان برق بدنتون از بین بره و به طور کل در تمام ساعاتی که خواب هستید، کلا یه حالت داشته باشه.زمانی که ما بیدار هستیم امواج مغزی بتا توی مغز ما فعالیت دارن.امواج بتا معمولا بیشترین فرکانس و کوتاه ترین دامنه رو دارن.فرکانس به معنای تعداد دفعاتی هست که یک موج در طی ثانیه رخ میده-با معیار هرتس- و دامنه به معنای ارتفاع و بلندی اون موج هست. تصویر یک خواب عمدتا به دوتا مرحله کلی …
21 Jul 2026, 15:26 UTC38 viewsread 11 August 2026
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21 Jul 2026, 15:25 UTC38 viewsread 11 August 2026
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21 Jul 2026, 15:25 UTC46 viewsread 11 August 2026
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16 Jul 2026, 18:13 UTC68 viewsread 11 August 2026
You're gonna do it, cause what other god damn choice do you have?
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @captain_ohmycaptain. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“تکخال در حفره” (@captain_ohmycaptain), 30 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/captain_ohmycaptain.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.