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Кот в Бандане

@cat_bandana

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1,430subscribers

-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002074435823
TypeChannel
Username@cat_bandana
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/cat_bandana

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,4271,4331,4307 August 2026 — 1,433 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,433 subscribers17 August 2026 — 1,430 subscribers27 August 2026 — 1,427 subscribers30 August 2026 — 1,428 subscribers6 September 2026 — 1,430 subscribers11 September 2026 — 1,431 subscribers18 September 2026 — 1,430 subscribers7 August 202618 September 2026
8 measurements spanning 42 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,426–1,434 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 17:391,430-1
11 Sept 2026, 02:581,431+1
6 Sept 2026, 07:371,430+2
30 Aug 2026, 03:451,428+1
27 Aug 2026, 04:331,427-3
17 Aug 2026, 12:381,430-3
7 Aug 2026, 22:031,433no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:141,433first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

47 reactions across 15 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁2553.2%
👍612.8%
🤣612.8%
👏36.38%
😢36.38%
🥰36.38%
❤12.13%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 47 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 17:59 UTC24 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

- Мама! Любишь слушать сказки? - Конечно, деточка! - Хочешь, я расскажу тебе сказочку на ночь? - Расскажи, доченька. - А она тебе понравится? - Конечно. - Но она очень короткая. - Да рассказывай уже! - Жил-был... флакончик с духами, жил себе жил и... разбился.

🤣3🥰1

7 Aug 2026, 15:04 UTC35 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Кот Бегемот рекомендует: Оливковое масло Аннушка - просто отвал башки...

😁4

7 Aug 2026, 12:02 UTC34 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Очередь в кабинет стоматолога. Тихое жужжание бормашины вдруг прерывают адские вопли и крики. Через минуту выходит мужик. Очередь встревоженно: – Неужели так больно?! Мужик, выплевывая изо рта откушенный палец: – Ну еще бы…

🤣2👍1

7 Aug 2026, 08:59 UTC162 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Выпивают как-то русский с латышом. Скучно. Русский и говорит: - А давай сыграем в игру "Кто назовёт больше латышских композиторов". С проигравшего ящик водки. Только чур я первый. - Нуу тавваай... - Паулс! - (спустя полчаса) Подавис. - (спустя минуту) Чо-то я не знаю такого композитора! - Подавис. Ты. Ссвоим. Ящщиком. Воттки.

😁4🤣1

7 Aug 2026, 08:31 UTC25 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @butylok

Кстати, хотите, я вам скажу, кого вся эта майданная свора называет охранотой? Не, политические взгляды, поддержка Путина, согласие или несогласие с теми или иными решениями власти тут совершенно ни при чём. Они записали в охраноту людей с критическим мышлением. Именно людям с критическим мышлением совершенно не заходят их манипуляции, смещение фокуса и подмена смыслов. И именно люди с критическим мышлением тычут пал…

👍3

7 Aug 2026, 08:19 UTC33 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Пробежался быстренько по каналам. В целом всё стабильно не стабильно! Как обычно. А так, хорошие люди так остались хорошими людьми. Пидарасы, как были пидарасами, так и остались пидарасами. Говнюки как были гвонюками, так ими и остались. Военкурвы так и остались военкурвами, объединяя два предыдущих качества... Ну, а хохлы... А хохлы как были хохлами, так и остались хохлами, даже не смотря на то, что часть их приехал…

👏3

7 Aug 2026, 06:52 UTC24 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @Shishel5mishelPhoto

‼️ Более 4,5 тысяч свечей зажгли в Курске в годовщину вторжения ВСУ в регион - их расположили в форме надписи "6 августа. Помним" и фигур журавлей

7 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC28 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Сердитости пост: Есть такая организация под громким названием "Императорский Монетный двор". Специализируется на продаже памятных монетовидных жетонов (вроде даже как из драгметаллов, частично) и рассылкой их по почте. Не буду писать о достоинствах этих жетонов. Не об этом речь. Так вот! Не дай Вам бог у них, что то покупать... Я сделал большую ошибку, купив у них несколько таких жетонов в подарок. Но! Это было два г…

👍2

7 Aug 2026, 06:37 UTC33 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

https://t.me/Koshkin_sibiryak/15738 Друзья. У нашего чатланина Глеба "Пантерушки" случилось страшное горе. После болезни скоропостижно скончалась супруга. 37 лет. Можно помочь. Карта 2202205377166886 Глеб Александрович П. Только узнал. Мои искренние соболезнования. Держись Брат!

😢3❤1

7 Aug 2026, 06:32 UTC34 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Вау! Да ладно! Интернет есть? Быть не может! Чудеса просто! 🤪😂 Нуссс! В таком случае! Я всех КОТегорически приветствую!

🥰2

7 Aug 2026, 05:59 UTC38 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

С помощью Интернета можно заработать приличные деньги. Для этого надо отключить в квартире Интернет и найти хорошую высокооплачиваемую работу.

😁3

6 Aug 2026, 17:59 UTC47 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Если вас обидел муж, не надо на него кричать и грубить ему в ответ. Просто погрызите печеньки на его стороне кровати...

😁3

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @cat_bandana. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Кот в Бандане” (@cat_bandana), 1,430 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cat_bandana.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.