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Catturd™️

@catturdtwo

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

4,351subscribers

-95 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002461759905
TypeChannel
Username@catturdtwo
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held13
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/catturdtwo

Topic

Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 63% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4,3514,4464,398.57 August 2026 — 4,446 subscribers8 August 2026 — 4,446 subscribers11 August 2026 — 4,437 subscribers14 August 2026 — 4,434 subscribers17 August 2026 — 4,432 subscribers21 August 2026 — 4,422 subscribers25 August 2026 — 4,412 subscribers28 August 2026 — 4,405 subscribers31 August 2026 — 4,394 subscribers3 September 2026 — 4,385 subscribers8 September 2026 — 4,372 subscribers12 September 2026 — 4,362 subscribers16 September 2026 — 4,351 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
13 measurements spanning 40 days, net -95. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,337–4,460 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 11:424,351-11
12 Sept 2026, 16:194,362-10
8 Sept 2026, 09:574,372-13
3 Sept 2026, 09:534,385-9
31 Aug 2026, 08:584,394-11
28 Aug 2026, 08:434,405-7
25 Aug 2026, 01:334,412-10
21 Aug 2026, 04:084,422-10
17 Aug 2026, 18:344,432-2
14 Aug 2026, 16:234,434-3
11 Aug 2026, 01:264,437-9
8 Aug 2026, 06:364,446no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:474,446first reading

Engagement

21 posts held, back to 23 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 5 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 21 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
20m 43s
Average length
1m 13s

Measured directly from 17 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

501 reactions across 20 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍17635.1%
🤬8216.4%
5210.4%
👏418.18%
🔥356.99%
💯326.39%
😁163.19%
🙏132.59%
🥴112.20%
🤮102.00%
🤣81.60%
💊61.20%
🥰61.20%
👎50.998%
😈20.399%
🙈20.399%
🤡20.399%
😱10.2%
🥱10.2%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 21 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 501 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 23 June 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 17:47 UTC37 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

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1👍1🔥1

5 Aug 2026, 17:09 UTC518 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Love you Justin - ❤️ Praying for you. https://t.me/catturdtwo I found a hidden channel: "Natural Pharmacy" check it out before it disappears!

🙏13🥰6

4 Aug 2026, 14:28 UTC516 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @RobertKennedyJr_OfficialVideo

The COVID era exposed a profound failure of America's public health institutions. Fauci lied about masks. He lied about social distancing. He lied about transmission. He lied about natural immunity. Under President Trump's leadership, HHS is replacing secrecy with transparency, ideology with evidence, and bureaucracy with accountability. We will tell the truth, follow the science, and put the health and interests of

👍17🤡21

30 Jul 2026, 22:57 UTC999 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

It’s like the movie script to a bad horror film. Never forget these POS losers. https://t.me/catturdtwo I found a hidden channel: "Natural Pharmacy" check it out before it disappears!

👍13🤬6🔥51

30 Jul 2026, 11:42 UTC795 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @RobertKennedyJr_OfficialVideo

I thank the House of Representatives for passing H.R. 4348, the Kay Hagan Tick Reauthorization Act. Tackling tick-borne illnesses like Lyme disease is a top priority for HHSGov. Thank you to Rep. Chris Smith and everyone who championed this legislation. This bill strengthens our efforts to improve the prevention, diagnosis, and treatment of tick-borne diseases. We gonna win this fight together, Join! t.me/RobertKenn

👍151

28 Jul 2026, 23:03 UTC790 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @DrJudyMikovitsHealthSecretsPhoto

8 weeks to develop an Ebola vaccine and straight to human trials? They used to say it takes 10+ years for safety testing. Now we’re all just test dummies when they want something rushed. No wonder people are skeptical .. and dying. This is exactly why trust is gone. Join on Telegram channel 👇 https://t.me/DrJudyMikovitsHealthSecrets I found a hidden channel: "Natural Pharmacy" check it out before it disappears!

👍19🤬101

27 Jul 2026, 15:40 UTC817 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Good - Thune is a bad joke. https://t.me/catturdtwo I found a hidden channel: "Natural Pharmacy" check it out before it disappears!

👍10😁31

26 Jul 2026, 11:11 UTC901 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

Her filters though - 😂 https://t.me/catturdtwo I found a hidden channel: "Natural Pharmacy" check it out before it disappears!

25 Jul 2026, 20:37 UTC956 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Looking for life-changing reads? Barbara O’Neill shares her top 3 must-read books for health, personal growth, and inspiration. Most people spend years searching for better health... these books could save you that time. 📚🌿 People are buying these books faster than we expected... Everyone is talking about these books... One collection. Hundreds of practical wellness insights. Thousands of happy readers. 1. Barbara

6👏5👍2

17 Jul 2026, 23:02 UTC≈1,510 views32 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Fulton County ordered over 1,000,000 EXTRA ABSENTEE BALLOTS without STUBS or ENVELOPES for the 2020 Election and lied about it. The total number of ballots ordered in addition to what was mailed to voters was 1,058,910. This should tell you everything you need to know. Fulton County ordered 1,058,910 absentee ballots at the last minute, without envelopes, without stubs, and after they could have realistically been

👍138🔥6🤬5

17 Jul 2026, 22:23 UTC≈1,130 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

LMAO - it's the same thing. https://t.me/catturdtwo I found a hidden channel: "Natural Pharmacy" check it out before it disappears!

😁123👍1🔥1🤣1

16 Jul 2026, 22:08 UTC≈1,250 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

What if nature already had the answers? 🌿 Discover 200+ herbal remedies, alkaline nutrition principles, cleansing methods, and wellness insights inspired by Dr. Sebi's philosophy—all in one complete 3-in-1 guide. Dr. Sebi Herbal Bible 3-in-1👇💚 https://rebrand.ly/DrSebi-HerbalBibble3in1

5👍2🔥2

Showing the 12 most recent of 21 posts we hold for @catturdtwo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Catturd™️” (@catturdtwo), 4,351 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/catturdtwo.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.