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Вестник некрополиста. Телеграм-версия

@cemeteries_spb

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125subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001394061341
TypeChannel
Username@cemeteries_spb
CreatedBetween 1 June 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/cemeteries_spb

Topic

Literature — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

123126124.59 August 2026 — 126 subscribers9 August 2026 — 126 subscribers17 August 2026 — 125 subscribers24 August 2026 — 124 subscribers9 September 2026 — 123 subscribers16 September 2026 — 125 subscribers1259 August 202616 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 39 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 123–126 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 17:41125+2
9 Sept 2026, 02:38123-1
24 Aug 2026, 14:14124-1
17 Aug 2026, 12:15125-1
9 Aug 2026, 04:00126no change
9 Aug 2026, 03:47126first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 11 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 30 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

172 reactions across 14 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤6336.6%
🔥3822.1%
😁2212.8%
😢2112.2%
👍148.14%
😱148.14%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 172 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 11 April 2026 to 30 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Jun 2026, 16:32 UTC70 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @tsitaty_dnevniki_stikhiPhoto

Из воспоминаний Лидии Чуковской Корнеем Ивановичем владела настоящая телефонофобия. Немыслимо представить его спокойно беседующим с кем-нибудь по телефону. Он до такой степени не выносил этот способ общения, что нередко ставил в тупик тех, кто звонил ему. Так, возьмёт трубку, скажет несколько слов и, не дослушав, вдруг положит её на рычаг, без всякой заключительной фразы, не попрощавшись, оставив в своем собеседни…

🔥6😁4

29 Jun 2026, 19:50 UTC80 views24 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Некрополист-то ваш — слышали? — чего выкинул! Взял да и пригласился на работу в одно тут питерское издательство. Тепере носит титул технического редактора и прикидывает, каким веником сподручнее верстальщиков гонять. Взамен получил непоколебимый оклад+премию, 7,5-часовой рабочий день и два честных выходных в неделю. И законный обед! Место работы — Петроградка, практически в шаговой доступности от крейсера "Аврора…

❤11🔥10👍3

23 May 2026, 13:35 UTC142 viewsread 9 August 2026

... я все еще бегаю со своими зубами по стоматологиям. Собираю мнения, планы, цены. Вчера, абсолютно спонтанно и незапланированно, понеслась в клинику на набережной Фонтанки. Обещали в рекламе бесплатную консультацию. Почему бы не послушать еще одно мнение? - подумала я. Провела в клинике больше двух часов. По итогу от лечения именно у них пришлось отказаться, но специалист, работавший со мной, попросил оставить от…

17 May 2026, 19:42 UTC138 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Прогулялась сегодня по Буквоеду. Чуть не опустошила стенд с молескинами. Цены 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Положила на место с сожалением. Гонорары, аууу....

❤5😢3🔥1

11 May 2026, 15:23 UTC140 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026

... 3) где и как добыть хотя бы половину. Можно не сразу, но и не за три года. Я ума не приложу, за что платят СРАЗУ, не выжидая 60 дней на заключение договора, а потом еще 60 дней на собственно выплату. Продавать мой собственный товар? Его еще создать надо, а я все, я в лепешку. Где я так лоханулась?

😢4❤2😱2

11 May 2026, 13:30 UTC129 views14 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Задачка. Жил-был один некрополист и верстальщик на все руки. Платили ему не густо не пусто: за январь-апрель 2026 года он получил сто сорок тыщ денег. В начале мая у верстальщика сломался дорогой циркониевый зубной протез. Клиника пообещала поставить новый за 400 тыщ денег. Вопрос (на выбор): 1) сколько лет верстальщику копить на протез и ходить без зубов, или 2) как вытрясти долги с заказчиков

😢14

24 Apr 2026, 12:45 UTC145 views13 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Время от времени меня тянуло написать роман, но никак не получалось сесть за пишущую машинку. В Провансе вас все время что-то или кто-то отвлекает. теперь всем так и буду говорить.

❤9🔥4

24 Apr 2026, 09:25 UTC148 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Ура! Вышла чудесная книжечка, которая сожрала мне зимой все запасы мозгов, ресурсов, душевного здоровья и равновесия. Первый раз видела на верстке настолько отвратительную работу переводчика, литреда и корректора (если они вообще работали. Гугл-переводчик и то более вменяемые конструкции выдавал, чем то, что было в книге написано). Пришлось хорошим людям впрягаться и перелопачивать заново... По итогу вышло вполне се…

🔥10

23 Apr 2026, 15:09 UTC118 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Судьба играет человеком, а человек играет на трубе © Творческое задание от любимого издательства: в книге про Москву расставить на московских картах булавки с указателями московских красивых домов. Я, коренная (господи, как эти слова-то образовать) тумчанка (родилась в р.п. Тума Рязанской области) и спас-клепиковчанка (жила до 1995 г в г. Спас-Клепики там же) и внаглую понаехавшая в 2006 г петербурженка, в Москве н…

😁5😱2

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @cemeteries_spb. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Вестник некрополиста. Телеграм-версия” (@cemeteries_spb), 125 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cemeteries_spb.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.