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Человек в футляре

@cheloveckVfutlaare

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

521subscribers

-32 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002377697714
TypeChannel
Username@cheloveckVfutlaare
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 September 2026
Last confirmed live12 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/cheloveckVfutlaare

Topic

Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

52155353711 August 2026 — 553 subscribers12 August 2026 — 551 subscribers20 August 2026 — 543 subscribers27 August 2026 — 535 subscribers3 September 2026 — 529 subscribers10 September 2026 — 529 subscribers12 September 2026 — 521 subscribers11 August 202612 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 31 days, net -32. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 516–558 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Sept 2026, 03:21521-8
10 Sept 2026, 16:22529no change
3 Sept 2026, 09:11529-6
27 Aug 2026, 17:43535-8
20 Aug 2026, 01:32543-8
12 Aug 2026, 16:07551-2
11 Aug 2026, 16:15553first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 22 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
34.1%
avg views ÷ 521 subscribers
Avg views / post
178
10 posts measured
Reaction rate
10.7%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
10
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 September 2026
Posts held20 (22 August 2026 – 6 September 2026)
Views total1,776
Reactions total190
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken10 Sept 2026, 16:22 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

343 reactions across 20 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 529183903658176563623668.8%
custom 523587978742310821510731.2%

Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 343 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 August 2026 to 6 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
6
across the posts below
Posts paid on
6
of 20 we hold a reading for · 30%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @cheloveckVfutlaare. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 22 August 2026 to 6 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

6 Sept 2026, 20:42 UTC85 views16 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026
Voice message

Voice message, posted without a caption

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4 Sept 2026, 21:29 UTC110 views12 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026
Voice message

Voice message, posted without a caption

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3 Sept 2026, 17:40 UTC170 views26 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026

я смог обхватить пуповиной свою шею при родах меня мне присвоили имя "Алина" к сожалению имя хуйня

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3 Sept 2026, 16:59 UTC169 views38 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026

просматриваю свои прошлые посты и там такой хороший актив.. печально, что все так

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2 Sept 2026, 23:22 UTC170 views19 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026
Voice message

гной остался на ране ну и че я ходил к вам ранее помните? там был укус от змеи еще получил его в сквотерском домике я хочу залечить все наложите мне бинт что ли врач, я буду спасен? если что, вы будете в доле

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1 Sept 2026, 21:42 UTC168 views17 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026
Voice message

осеннего движа

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30 Aug 2026, 22:06 UTC211 views17 reactionsread 10 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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29 Aug 2026, 00:25 UTC238 views15 reactionsread 10 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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27 Aug 2026, 21:56 UTC235 views11 reactionsread 10 September 2026
Voice message

Voice message, posted without a caption

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27 Aug 2026, 20:30 UTC220 views19 reactionsread 10 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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25 Aug 2026, 23:53 UTC239 views10 reactionsread 10 September 2026

не только песни вам но еще и глины мешочек

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25 Aug 2026, 23:52 UTC244 views11 reactionsread 10 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @cheloveckVfutlaare. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Человек в футляре” (@cheloveckVfutlaare), 521 subscribers as measured 12 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cheloveckVfutlaare.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.