Channel
@chip_coffee
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
514subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001529083725 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @chip_coffee |
| Created | 11 March 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/chip_coffee |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Sept 2026, 16:55 | 514 | +2 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 07:39 | 512 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 13:54 | 513 | +1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 08:57 | 512 | +2 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 02:26 | 510 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:05 | 511 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:49 | 511 | first reading |
8 posts held, back to 12 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 8 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
154 reactions across 8 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 78 | 50.6% | |
| 🔥 | 41 | 26.6% | |
| 😢 | 30 | 19.5% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 2.60% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 0.649% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 8 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 154 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 8 most recent posts we hold, published 12 March 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @chip_coffee. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 8 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 12 March 2026 to 3 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Главная фишка нашего колдбрю (помимо системы!) — профиль обжарки. Профиль обжарки мы подбираем под способ приготовления: у нас есть обжарка под эспрессо и обжарка под фильтр. В эспрессо кофе готовится быстро (25-30 секунд), и мы компенсируем кратковременность заваривания интенсивностью воздействия во время обжарки. Сильно упрощая — кофе для эспрессо пожарен сильнее. Фильтр готовится дольше по времени, и мы считаем п…
❤10🔥2
Гостевое из Барселоны: как всегда — главное успеть попробовать RightSide. Колумбия Уила Гуадулупе, анаэробный розовый бурбон (80ч), мытая. Ежевика, виноград, ирис. NOMAD. Кения со станции Кии, мытая. Травяные ноты белого чая, плоский персик, лимонные цукаты. Насыщенная и сладкая. 📍Варим в Суперметалле.
❤5🥰4🔥1
Почему мы ввели колдбрю только этим летом? Где же мы были раньше такие умные? Дело в том, что привычные техники приготовления, которые мы пробовали нас не устраивали. Сомнительно тратить время и усилия на кофе, который слаб по вкусу. Однако, в прошлом году мы нашли классный и технологичный способ приготовления колдбрю. Отработав технологию сначала из подручных материалов с минимальным бюджетом, мы пришли к первым эс…
❤11🔥3
Продолжаем рассказывать о нашем обновлённом летнем меню — очередь колдбрю. Давайте сразу определимся. Холодный кофе можно приготовить двумя путями: а) приготовить его горячим на лёд — лёд разбавит и немедленно охладит сваренный кофе. Это быстро! б) приготовить его холодной водой — тогда можно просто поставить его в холодильник. Но приготовление холодной водой занимает несколько часов, зато можно сделать сразу неск…
🔥7❤6
Этим летом матчу готовим не только в Суперметалле, теперь ее можно найти во всех кофейнях Человек и пароход! Матча латте — легкая и воздушная версия, и Флэт грин — более крепкий и насыщенный. Можем приготовить на низколактозном или овсяном молоке — на ваш выбор. Оба напитка воздушные по текстуре, и сбалансированные тонизирующим вкусом знаменитого японского чая. Мы постарались найти самую вкусную матчу и соединили е…
❤7🔥6
Человек и Греческий капучино! Как вы там, плавитесь от чудесной летней жары? А мы запустили холодные! В этом сезоне мы объединяем летнее меню обеих столиц, а это значит, что хит летнего Петербурга — греческий капучино с густой пеной теперь и в Москве! Этот спешл вдохновлен культурой холодного кофе Греции, где, как известно, лето не два месяца в году, а все десять. Холодный кофе там любят, пьют охотно, и чтут традиц…
❤16🔥9
Ровно 8 лет мы триумфально варили кофе по соседству с Владимиром Маяковским. Было весело и вкусно. Но у всего есть конец, и вчера был последний рабочий день ЧиПа на Маяке. Не прощаемся. Ждем вас на Даниловском рынке и в Суперметалле!
😢30❤17👍1
Лимитированный кофе на Даниловском! К 10-летию сотрудничества с Даниловским рынком мы подготовили особенный кофе. Своеобразный венец нашего творения: натуральный анаэробный кофе из Руанды со станции Шийира, с которой мы сотрудничаем уже 8 лет. Наши партнёры — компания Мурахо продолжали улучшать и расширять границы кофе из Руанды и в этом году тоже отметили 10-летие (совпадение?!?). Кстати, на 10-летие компании мы б…
🔥13❤6
Showing the 8 most recent of 8 posts we hold for @chip_coffee. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Человек и пароход” (@chip_coffee), 514 subscribers as measured 12 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/chip_coffee.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.