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Church of Noise

@churchofnoise

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85subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001886820122
TypeChannel
Username@churchofnoise
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/churchofnoise

Growth

858685.57 August 2026 — 85 subscribers9 August 2026 — 85 subscribers4 September 2026 — 86 subscribers13 September 2026 — 85 subscribers7 August 202613 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 37 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 85–86 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Sept 2026, 07:5985-1
4 Sept 2026, 20:1886+1
9 Aug 2026, 17:0285no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:3685first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 10 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

76 reactions across 12 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥2228.9%
❤‍🔥1519.7%
🍌911.8%
🦄67.89%
👍45.26%
😎45.26%
💘33.95%
💊22.63%
😱22.63%
❤11.32%
🆒11.32%
🌭11.32%
🍓11.32%
🐳11.32%
👻11.32%
👾11.32%
🤩11.32%
🤯11.32%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 76 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 10 January 2026 to 25 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

25 Jun 2026, 12:05 UTC37 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Warning — Rituals of Shame (2026) Пока в Белграде плавится асфальт и вот-вот размякнет бетонный брутализм, хочется хотя бы мысленно перенестись в более щадящие погодные условия (желательно с тучами и дождями), и британский дум-метал как раз может помочь с такой телепортацией. На вопрос, почему Патрик Уокер вернулся к своей первой группе спустя 20 лет после культового «Watching from a Distance», музыкант отвечает че…

💘3❤‍🔥1🍌1

10 Jun 2026, 13:47 UTC63 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Nuclear Death — The Planet Cachexial (1996) С нежностью отношусь к новаторскому дэт-грайнду на ранних альбомах аризонцев. С этой же работой был знаком только шапочно. На днях сел послушать внимательно — и, кажется, въехал. «The Planet Cachexial» создавался почти в полной изоляции. Лори Браво и Стив Кован не получили заметного отклика после предыдущего «All Creatures Great and Eaten» (о нем я уже писал) и потеряли и…

❤‍🔥2💊1🔥1🤯1

5 May 2026, 15:42 UTC75 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Majak — Krvava svadba (2026) Suplexx — Fuck Life (2026) Больше 2,5 лет живу в Сербии, но ни разу не писал про местные группы. С андеграундом здесь полный порядок — буду время от времени делиться находками. Вчера, например, сходил на концерт восходящих звёзд белградского хардкора — Majak и Suplexx. Обе группы выпустили по релизу в конце апреля и уже успели съездить в совместный тур по Европе. Родной город оставили н…

❤‍🔥4🍌3👾1🔥1

22 Apr 2026, 15:01 UTC77 views17 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Сгонял тут на Roadburn впервые с 2019 года. Фест всё так же круто организован: много сцен, мерча, фудкортов. За 7 лет магия никуда не выветрилась. Лайнап, правда, стал ещё более разношёрстным. Вместе с обязательными сладжем, думом и блэком отлично уживаются, например, хип-хоп и экспериментальная электроника. В принципе, маршрут по сценам можно выстроить так, что вообще не попадётся ничего экстремального — и это здор…

🔥10❤‍🔥3🍌2👻1🤩1

8 Apr 2026, 13:37 UTC84 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Пока Крис Спенсер катает ностальгические туры с новым составом Unsane, бывший басист Дейв Карран готовит к релизу уже второй полноформатный альбом своей миланской группы Baratro. Играют они, конечно же, нойз-рок, но не без сюрпризов. Недавно состав усилился виолончелистом, а в записи поучаствовали несколько интересных гостей. Например, аутло-трубадур Gipsy Rufina, Юджин С. Робинсон (Oxbow, Buñuel) и другой экс-ансей…

❤‍🔥1🌭1💊1🔥1🆒1

31 Mar 2026, 14:47 UTC86 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Little Giant Drug — Prismсast (2000) Вспомнил тут ещё один нерядовой проект Шейна Эмбери. Когда альбом вышел, он не особо афишировался и остался малозамеченным. Правда, спустя 20 лет «Prismcast» залили на стриминги, так что, возможно, кто-то до него всё-таки добрался. Шейн организовал Little Giant Drug вместе с другим напалмовцем — Митчем Харрисом — и вокалистом Саймоном Ормом (про него ничего не знаю) в 1996 году.…

❤‍🔥1🍓1🐳1👍1🔥1

28 Mar 2026, 14:11 UTC92 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Всегда с интересом слушаю то, что делают бывшие и текущие участники Napalm Death. Особенно плодовит в плане новых проектов Шейн Эмбери. Вчера он анонсировал свой сольный альбом «Bridge to Resolution», который выйдет 5 июня. Шейн единолично сыграл на всех инструментах, кроме барабанов — здесь ему помог Карл Стоукс (ex-Cancer, Current 93). Грайнда ждать не стоит — на первом сингле звучит мелодичный индастриал-рок в ду…

🔥2❤‍🔥1🍌1🦄1😎1

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @churchofnoise. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Church of Noise” (@churchofnoise), 85 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/churchofnoise.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.