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@coolcheeseguy
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997subscribers
-13 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register Β· movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001166911088 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @coolcheeseguy |
| Created | 10 December 2020 β measured β cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/coolcheeseguy |
Religion β a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channelβs own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a modelβs judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured β it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Sept 2026, 19:18 | 997 | -1 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 13:13 | 998 | -3 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 06:04 | 1,001 | -1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 07:54 | 1,002 | -4 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 04:12 | 1,006 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 23:53 | 1,007 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 04:11 | 1,008 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 13:07 | 1,010 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 09:51 | 1,010 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 β the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelβs public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegramβs post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute β we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Having received the aids of our everlasting salvation, O Lord, we beseech Thee, grant us to be everywhere protected by the patronage of blessed Mary, ever a virgin, in veneration of whom we have made these offerings to Thy majesty. Through our Lord...
Blessed is the womb of the Virgin Mary, which bore the Son of the eternal Father.
By thy clemency, O Lord, and by the intercession of blessed Mary, ever a virgin, may this oblation profit us unto eternal and also present well-being and peace. Through our Lord...
Hail Mary, full of grace; the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb.
"From the beginning, and before the world, was I created, and unto the world to come I shall not cease to be, and in the holy dwelling place I have ministered before Him. And so was I established in Sion, and in the holy city likewise I rested, and my power was in Jerusalem. And I took root in an honourable people, and in the portion of my God His inheritance, and my abode is in the full assembly of saints." β Ecclβ¦
After childbirth thou didst still remain an inviolate virgin; Mother of God, intercede for us. Alleluia.
My heart hath uttered a good word; I speak my works to the King.
Blessed and venerable art thou, O Virgin Mary, who with unsullied virginity wast found to be the Mother of the Saviour. O virgin Mother of God, He Whom the whole world containeth not, becoming man, shut Himself in thy womb. Alleluia, alleluia.
Hail holy Mother, who in childbirth didst bring forth the King Who ruleth Heaven and earth world without end. Alleluia, alleluia.
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Grant us, Thy servants, O Lord God, we beseech Thee, to enjoy continual health of mind and body, and, by the glorious intercession of blessed Mary, ever a virgin, to be delivered from present sorrow and partake of the fullness of eternal joy. Through our Lord...
βAt that time, as Jesus was speaking to the multitudes, a certain woman from the crowd, lifting up her voice, said to Him: Blessed is the womb that bore Thee, and the paps that gave Thee suck. But He said: Yea rather, blessed are they who hear the word of God, and keep it.β β Luke 11; 27-28
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @coolcheeseguy. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked β was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it β t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so β1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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βππππ ππππππ πππβ (@coolcheeseguy), 997 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/coolcheeseguy.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV Β· JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.