今天去了之前湖畔那个 #水多多 @duoduo0353 给兄弟们强烈避雷 腿粗而且全程回信息一边做一边回完全不停的那种 也没有什么语言交流 我换个姿势她就换个姿势玩手机 逼也松完全没兴致,,, 我靠 我没注意翻,我今天也去了水多多,态度没你说的那么差,身材还是过得去,就是尼玛很黑,比我都黑。而且下面是真的松,逼松得我都不敢换姿势了。 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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Channel
@cqgs5
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
40,076subscribers
+6,529 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003294534255 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cqgs5 |
| Description | 吃瓜频道 故事分享 重庆抗压吧 欢迎投稿 电报趣事 |
| Created | Between 1 October 2025 and 28 February 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 32 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cqgs5 |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 52% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 06:57 | 40,076 | +357 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 04:01 | 39,719 | +295 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 11:37 | 39,424 | +295 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 18:21 | 39,129 | +270 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 07:18 | 38,859 | +581 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 01:15 | 38,278 | +315 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 20:16 | 37,963 | +198 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 10:36 | 37,765 | +183 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 09:27 | 37,582 | +166 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 07:17 | 37,416 | +133 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 10:37 | 37,283 | +175 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 09:46 | 37,108 | +271 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 06:12 | 36,837 | +205 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 05:42 | 36,632 | +212 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 02:04 | 36,420 | +155 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 03:03 | 36,265 | +125 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 19:15 | 36,140 | +244 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 01:18 | 35,896 | +166 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 18:06 | 35,730 | +157 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 19:25 | 35,573 | first reading |
224 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 91 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 135 of 140 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 224 (6 August 2026 – 22 September 2026) |
| Views total | 535,483 |
| Reactions total | 865 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 22 Sept 2026, 12:12 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Measured directly from 12 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
1,439 reactions across 211 posts, in 30 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 353 | 24.5% | |
| 🐳 | 325 | 22.6% | |
| 🗿 | 233 | 16.2% | |
| 🤓 | 206 | 14.3% | |
| 👍 | 82 | 5.70% | |
| 💩 | 45 | 3.13% | |
| 🤡 | 41 | 2.85% | |
| 🤣 | 40 | 2.78% | |
| 😁 | 26 | 1.81% | |
| 👎 | 19 | 1.32% | |
| 🤮 | 11 | 0.764% | |
| 🔥 | 10 | 0.695% | |
| 🖕 | 8 | 0.556% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 0.486% | |
| 😭 | 7 | 0.486% | |
| 😱 | 5 | 0.347% | |
| 😢 | 3 | 0.208% | |
| 🤨 | 3 | 0.208% | |
| 🎉 | 2 | 0.139% | |
| 👻 | 2 | 0.139% | |
| 10 further kinds | 11 | 0.764% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 215 of the 224 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,439 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 224 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 22 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
今天去了之前湖畔那个 #水多多 @duoduo0353 给兄弟们强烈避雷 腿粗而且全程回信息一边做一边回完全不停的那种 也没有什么语言交流 我换个姿势她就换个姿势玩手机 逼也松完全没兴致,,, 我靠 我没注意翻,我今天也去了水多多,态度没你说的那么差,身材还是过得去,就是尼玛很黑,比我都黑。而且下面是真的松,逼松得我都不敢换姿势了。 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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前几天和对象去旅游 凌晨五点趁对象睡着去扫街 日了两个寄吧都没硬起来 对象来姨妈了 早上硬的不行
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兄弟们,这个冉家坝的有没有去耍过,感觉如何,有耍过的老哥说哈体验 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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猜猜和谁一起喝酒,提示涵涵 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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当初冒出来说是重庆第一出击频道。 老辈子都说认不到哪里来的。 频道上来几万人。 然后打着说帮扶自营。实际自己的全是中介推文,评分老木木都是榜上有名,能日。 现在也不装了,觉着自己混起来了,靠着自营发的白嫖,拿着中介给的推广费,推着那些老木木😁 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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怎么感觉有点眼熟 是不是老师啊 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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感觉这个泰国妹子很骚啊😦😦😦😦😦😦
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求小野猫老师联系方式,找了好多群都找不到o(╥﹏╥)o,名字好像是带个 sm服务控 现在不知道叫什么了… #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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重庆有没有练舞蹈的老师呀,最好皮肤白一些的,求大哥们推荐🙏 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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有没有擅长温柔羞辱调教的女s老师啊求家人们推荐🥺 #投稿 via 匿名 由 @Cqshudongbot 自助投稿🫡
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Showing the 12 most recent of 224 posts we hold for @cqgs5. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The 3 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
要不要建一个男群 没有老师那种的
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
因最近发现新大陆,各位狼友要不要看看土豆群主和管理不得不说的故事
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
出击是为了什么?
The shares total 130%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 224 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 22 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@cqgs5 named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
We ourselves saw each of these resolve to a real page at some point before it went vacant — a genuine, evidenced change, not an inference from absence.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“重庆||故事汇 5.0” (@cqgs5), 40,076 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cqgs5.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.