Channel
@crypto_kitchenez
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493subscribers
-27 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003855096861 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @crypto_kitchenez |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/crypto_kitchenez |
Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 19:58 | 493 | -7 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 13:56 | 500 | -12 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 03:16 | 512 | -12 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 15:48 | 524 | +4 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:03 | 520 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:15 | 520 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
142 reactions across 17 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 58 | 40.8% | |
| 🙏 | 35 | 24.6% | |
| 💯 | 26 | 18.3% | |
| 🏆 | 23 | 16.2% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 142 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
$ETH эфир дошел прямо к целям, о которых я говорил к 1935-1945 говорил же, оттуда будет жесткий отскок вниз, возможно это коррекция и небольшой памп но максимум 1970, после пролив а я тем временем стою жарю мясо на природе етить колотить бля и рынок вот прямо так же жарю 😐 кухня криптана: бесплатная приватка | ютуб
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выбрался на природку, еду в электричке гаввах тут все равно присутствует, ненавижу общественный транспорт зато мотивация растет, скорее бы уже тачка и никаких электричек 😐 кухня криптана: бесплатная приватка | ютуб
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кухня криптанчика pinned a photo
розыгрыш моей личной клавы от BingX! 🥰 та самая, на которой я хуярю посты и сделки, гляньте фотки)))00)) как участвовать: 1. регаешься по моей рефке - (ТУТ) 2. проходишь кус 3. депнул от 50$ 4. сделал объем торгов от 1001$ (это депозит с 25 плечом, буквально одна сделка) 5. пишешь в комментах под этим постом свой UID с биржи, чтобы я мог проверить всё, дальше просто ждешь итогов! хочешь удвоить шансы? скидывай …
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ГМ парни! $ETH по эфиру такой расклад сейчас сидим на 1906 жду что чуть просядем, потом сходим на ретест зоны 1930-1950 на 100% не уверен что пойдем так высокого, но надеюсь позицию не ликвидирует мою если зона не пробьется, то жду резкого слива в район 1800-1815 черепаху добавил на график, просто так, не стройте теорий посмотрим как оно пойдет 😐 кухня криптана: бесплатная приватка | ютуб
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$ETH ГМ друзья, по эфиру вижу отличную точку входа для шорт позиции 😋 открылся на нормальную маржу буду держать + докупать на 1900 как ваши дела? 😐 кухня криптана: бесплатная приватка | ютуб
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$BTC закрыл, пока что ищу новую твх 😐 кухня криптана: бесплатная приватка | ютуб
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$BTC Взял шорт по битку твх 63.802 25 плечо 😐 кухня криптана: бесплатная приватка | ютуб
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$BTC жду 63.300 доедем туда, и оттуда прольемся вниз на 61.500 схема каждый раз одна и та же, но планктон ее так и не выучил рынок пойдет вверх, все увидят зеленые свечи и побегут заносить лонги на хаях а вот тут их и порежут нахуй потому что кто-то же должен платить за наш с вами профит) и обычно платят те, кто зашел последним я отсюда лонги не трогаю сижу жду 63.300 и работаю в шорт вчера соль отработала идеа…
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$SOL отработала идеально, забрали 2% чистого движения те, кто заходил поздравляю 😐 кухня криптана: бесплатная приватка | ютуб
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @crypto_kitchenez. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“кухня криптанчика” (@crypto_kitchenez), 493 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/crypto_kitchenez.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.