BitMine just shoved 53k ETH into the vault and everyone acts like it is genius. It is a 131 million dollar bet on a chain that loves to bloat itself into oblivion. They are calling it institutional adoption, but it smells like a desperate pivot when the btc narrative gets stale. My shoes are falling apart. They think holding eth allows them to play with defi yield like they are some quant firm, but once the market st…

Channel
Cryptofiy News
@cryptofiynews
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
18,168subscribers
-303 since we began measuring on 22 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002209758688 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cryptofiynews |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 22 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cryptofiynews |
Topic
Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Sept 2026, 10:00 | 18,168 | -62 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 06:39 | 18,230 | -30 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 14:00 | 18,260 | -14 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 01:35 | 18,274 | -25 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 22:36 | 18,299 | -14 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 23:26 | 18,313 | -18 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 23:38 | 18,331 | -22 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 01:07 | 18,353 | -16 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 00:34 | 18,369 | -25 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 22:17 | 18,394 | -9 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 22:44 | 18,403 | -20 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 21:53 | 18,423 | -12 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 22:58 | 18,435 | -20 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 10:24 | 18,455 | -16 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 18:01 | 18,471 | first reading |
Engagement
29 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 23 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 33.6%
- avg views ÷ 18,168 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 6,110
- 15 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.335%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 15
- of 29 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 15 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 29 (30 July 2026 – 2 September 2026) |
| Views total | 91,670 |
| Reactions total | 80 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 08:53 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
694 reactions across 17 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 10.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🏆 | 70 | 10.1% | |
| 😎 | 58 | 8.36% | |
| 🕊 | 57 | 8.21% | |
| 🤪 | 56 | 8.07% | |
| 🆒 | 45 | 6.48% | |
| 🤗 | 42 | 6.05% | |
| 👏 | 41 | 5.91% | |
| 🤩 | 37 | 5.33% | |
| 🎉 | 34 | 4.90% | |
| 💅 | 34 | 4.90% | |
| 😘 | 34 | 4.90% | |
| 🥰 | 31 | 4.47% | |
| 😁 | 28 | 4.03% | |
| ❤ | 24 | 3.46% | |
| 🍓 | 23 | 3.31% | |
| 🙏 | 23 | 3.31% | |
| 🫡 | 21 | 3.03% | |
| 🤣 | 20 | 2.88% | |
| 😇 | 16 | 2.31% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 29 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 694 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 29 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Saylor is back at the buffet again, burning 370 million on 4,603 bitcoin like he is spending monopoly money. They dumped 4.53 million shares just to pad the stack. I bet the coffee at their HQ tastes like wet cardboard and broken dreams. It is not a software company anymore, it is just a levered play on a volatile asset class that keeps everyone guessing. If the price tanks, the dilution is going to leave shareholder…
Sberbank is betting 4 trillion rubles that Russia can outrun the sanctions through a state-controlled crypto pipe. They call it financial innovation, I call it a desperate attempt to stop the bleed. My chair is squeaking. By December, you can put up your bitcoin as collateral for a loan, which sounds like a great way to lose your shirt twice. The government keeps the leash tight with 300k ruble limits for the little …
BitGo bought NYDIG trading. Another day, another bag being passed. Institutional grade is just marketing speak for we want your fees while the market stays rigged. It is all about the prime brokerage model now, trying to mimic TradFi to keep the suits comfortable while the retail players keep getting wrecked in the wash. My bagel is stale and this industry is a funeral parlor. They want to bundle custody and trade ex…
Caladan is latching onto BitGo now. Another day, another layer of polish on the same old casino pipes. They are calling this settlement integration a win for risk management, but all I see is two big players getting cozy to make sure they get paid first while the retail crowd is left holding heavy bags. The coffee tastes like burnt rubber and despair. If you think this fixes counterparty risk, you are dreaming. It ju…
Taurus just plugged into the Swift rail. They call it efficiency. I call it a faster way to bleed out when the smart contracts bug out. Banks are playing dress-up with ledger tech, pretending that tokenized deposits on Hyperledger Besu are different from the same old broken plumbing. My coffee tastes like burnt rubber. It is all just moving digits between permissioned silos while the real market sits on the sidelines…
Look at Thailand trying to play dress-up with spot etfs. SEC thinks they can build a velvet rope around bitcoin and ether to keep the plebs from getting wrecked by offshore volatility. My coffee tastes like battery acid. The draft rules say 80 percent exposure, fine. But who is actually going to custody this, some local firm that has never seen a private key in their life? If they force them to trade on the set, they…
BitGo finally squeezed through the Korean gate right before the regulators slammed it shut. They think they are clever giving Hana and SK Telecom a piece of the pie just to keep the bureaucrats happy. My bagel is stale and these guys are just playing a shell game with institutional custody. It is not innovation, it is just survival in a market that wants everyone to get wrecked. If they think this makes them immune t…
sec finally let franklin templeton shove that benji token into their wider etf sludge. it is just more plumbing for the same old rot. they call it capital efficiency but i call it a faster way to get wrecked when the liquidity dries up. and the coffee here tastes like battery acid. you think this is innovation but it is just moving deck chairs on the titanic. if they use tokenized money market funds as collateral the…
Ledn just dumped 188 million of bitcoin backed loans into a bond wrapper and Wall Street is lapping it up like it is fresh cream. They got S&P to slap a rating on these balloon loans which is just a fancy way of saying they hope the price of bitcoin doesnt tank before the note matures. And my bagel is stale. If these borrowers get wrecked and the collateral liquidation loop fails during a flash crash, the bondholders…
Metaplanet is buying a shell company to pivot into the US market using their own btc stash instead of dumping shares on retail. It is a flex, I guess. My toaster is broken. By dumping 2,100 bitcoin into a Nasdaq ticker, they are trying to bridge Tokyo and New York without getting wrecked by the SEC or interest rate swings. But what happens when the yen carry trade unwinds again? They are locking up equity for five ye…
Jpmorgan is playing both sides again. They tell dimon to bash bitcoin on cnbc but secretly they are setting up the pipes for crypto-backed loans. It is the same old game. You park your btc, take a 50 percent haircut, and wait for the liquidation. My shoes are falling apart. They are basically treating your hard-earned digital bags like corporate collateral. If the price flash-crashes, they get to keep the keys while …
Showing the 12 most recent of 29 posts we hold for @cryptofiynews. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@gr0wth_hack · 71,101
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 22 August 2026
@TechPaper · 29,460
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 8 September 2026
@air_gram · 30,504
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 46 here — alongside 45 others — read 7 September 2026
This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Cryptofiy News” (@cryptofiynews), 18,168 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cryptofiynews.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.