Channel
@cuckoolandd
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
83subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002365597287 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @cuckoolandd |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/cuckoolandd |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 08:57 | 83 | +5 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 08:36 | 78 | -2 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:47 | 80 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 19:45 | 79 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 00:53 | 79 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 05:00 | 80 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 18 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
251 reactions across 18 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5420423614325346724 | 74 | 29.5% | |
| custom 5341820069221516464 | 61 | 24.3% | |
| custom 5395838117716468560 | 37 | 14.7% | |
| custom 5337323341541828831 | 30 | 12.0% | |
| 🌚 | 19 | 7.57% | |
| 😈 | 15 | 5.98% | |
| custom 5787402516496912341 | 12 | 4.78% | |
| custom 5359480502296277679 | 1 | 0.398% | |
| 👀 | 1 | 0.398% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 0.398% |
Custom emoji. 6 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 251 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Вдобавок покажу вам еще и Глэма, нарисованного от нечего делать на смене. Он получился слишком хорошим / I'll show us a Glam, painted for nothing to do on shift. It turned out too good 🤩 #дидж
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Вы же скучали по мне да
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Я живой, извиняюсь, что пропал на неделю. Зато два реквеста готовы, последний почти закончил! / I'm alive, I'm sorry I've been missing for a week. But two requests are ready, the last one is almost finished! (Насколько я понял, на мой канал подписался англоязычный человек, теперь я буду писать ещё и на английском. I am very glad that you have subscribed to me!) #дидж #полноценка
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Кстати, я сейчас уже оклемался относительно и занимаюсь реквестами❤️
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Вчера я услышал новую песню от Йоста и Томми Кэша. Боже, я таком восторге, меня настолько она впечатлила, что я уже сделал к ней скетч, который постараюсь довести до ума🙏🙏🙏 #скетч
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Зацените обложку для тик тока 🌟 я хз какой хэштег ставить
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Напоминаю, что у меня есть тик ток❤️ http://tiktok.com/@okopizdenevshy
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У меня завалялся скетч с Варкой, который я делал для Клёна На данный момент, это моя единственная работа по Геншину, хотелось бы больше порисовать, но я пухну с детализированности персонажей... #скетч
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Напоминаю что у меня есть щп и я хочу публично извиниться перед двумя людьми, которых я случайно удалил из щп вместо ботов🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Я вас люблю подписчики❤️
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Честно, я так и не понял, нравится ли мне конечный результат, я бы хотел услышать ваше мнение
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Всем привет, я ужасно извиняюсь, но, возможно, реквесты я отрисую чуть позже, я внезапно заболел... А пока есть только небольшая картинка, где я экспериментировал с лайном #дидж
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @cuckoolandd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Вы бы взяли у меня коммишку???? ❤️
The shares total 105%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 3 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“КОММИШКИ/КУКУШРЁДИНГЕР.” (@cuckoolandd), 83 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cuckoolandd.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.