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Велач

@cyclingmeme

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455subscribers

+6 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001960339495
TypeChannel
Username@cyclingmeme
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/cyclingmeme

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 55% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4494554527 August 2026 — 449 subscribers8 August 2026 — 449 subscribers8 August 2026 — 450 subscribers16 August 2026 — 451 subscribers23 August 2026 — 454 subscribers30 August 2026 — 452 subscribers9 September 2026 — 454 subscribers16 September 2026 — 455 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
8 measurements spanning 40 days, net +6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 448–456 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 03:01455+1
9 Sept 2026, 06:35454+2
30 Aug 2026, 20:35452-2
23 Aug 2026, 13:27454+3
16 Aug 2026, 06:34451+1
8 Aug 2026, 07:51450+1
8 Aug 2026, 05:02449no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:15449first reading

Engagement

14 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 24s
Average length
17s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

225 reactions across 13 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁5424.0%
❤3415.1%
🦄2712.0%
🍌219.33%
💯146.22%
⚡114.89%
💩114.89%
🍓83.56%
💅83.56%
🙈62.67%
😢52.22%
🤡52.22%
🫡52.22%
🍾31.33%
🔥31.33%
🤣31.33%
🤮31.33%
👀20.889%
🤔20.889%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 225 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 17:58 UTC137 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Чилловый четверг после ввода UCI обязательного контроля за размером груди у велосипедисток на заезде

🍓8🍌3

7 Aug 2026, 16:50 UTC132 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @fis_edgerVideo

Наш специальный военкор выяснил причины хлопка в Москве. Это Сверхзвуковая ракета Артур - М класса Яуза - Аксиом

⚡8

6 Aug 2026, 05:16 UTC211 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026

За машину уплачен транспортный налог, а также акцизы. Сколько и куда вы платите за свои велосипеды? Почему вам бесплатно кто-то должен давать место для парковки велосипедов? Как сказали бы урбанисты, нет места для великов квартире? Купите новую квартиру 😉.

😁12⚡3💯1

6 Aug 2026, 05:07 UTC192 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

В Госдуме предложили построить в московских дворах крытые парковки для велосипедов и самокатов....

❤11🤔1🤮1

5 Aug 2026, 20:04 UTC220 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Как же он ЧУВСТВУЕТ поток! Классный хотлайн получился, есть скорость, и техника. https://youtu.be/XG7jmPdgTaI?si=qJYInu3KzX4vgSut

💩8❤5🦄4🔥2

5 Aug 2026, 04:46 UTC236 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

💯13😁9🦄1

4 Aug 2026, 05:36 UTC296 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Выяснилось, что большая грудь ускоряет велосипедисток. На «Тур де Франс» разгорелся скандал из-за подозрений, что некоторые спортсменки используют накладки для искусственного увеличения груди во время гонок. По данным исследований, такие вставки могут изменить воздушный поток и дать выигрыш до 0,78 секунды на километр. Теперь от организаторов требуют, чтобы на соревнованиях осматривали грудь спортсменок. Как ответ…

❤15💅8👀2🔥1

3 Aug 2026, 21:57 UTC407 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Как же приятно жить в свободной стране , где работает полиция стиля, и законы не подстраиваются под хотелки мелких диктаторов

😁19🍾3

3 Aug 2026, 18:59 UTC264 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Кадры с легендарного еженедельного заезда, широко известного как ЧЧ или Чёрный Четверг

🍌18🙈6😁2🤔1

2 Aug 2026, 09:12 UTC321 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

На неделе, впервые за много лет, прокатился на СТРАЙДЕ. Я настолько давно не снимал ее со стены, что она заросла пылью, и я даже забыл, почему перестал на ней ездить (был сломан тормоз) Лет 5, наверное, висела без дела. Как же непривычно после большого электровелосипеда садиться на треугольник. Рулится резко, но это ладно. Тормоза механические после гидры ощущаются просто как кусок вонючего говна! А еще прикиньте, о…

🦄11🫡5🤮2

2 Aug 2026, 07:20 UTC275 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Как там с велоинфраструктурой?

🦄11

Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @cyclingmeme. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Велач” (@cyclingmeme), 455 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cyclingmeme.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.