Channel
@deadsurfing
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
47subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002311873858 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @deadsurfing |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 1 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 1 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/deadsurfing |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Sept 2026, 14:25 | 47 | -1 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 12:35 | 48 | +2 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 14:45 | 46 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 14:35 | 46 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 18:17 | 45 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 2 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
69 reactions across 16 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🎃 | 25 | 36.2% | |
| ❤ | 9 | 13.0% | |
| 🔥 | 8 | 11.6% | |
| 💘 | 7 | 10.1% | |
| 💔 | 6 | 8.70% | |
| 😎 | 5 | 7.25% | |
| 🙏 | 5 | 7.25% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 1.45% | |
| 🕊 | 1 | 1.45% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 1.45% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 1.45% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 69 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Каков положняк,о чем вообще речь: Многим я рассказывал, особенно очно, в данный момент жизни я испытываю преждевременный кризис среднего возраста и задался целью сгонять на байке свой первый дальняк прежде, чем начну лысеть, однако, как и полагается творческой богеме глубинки, у меня для этого нет нихрена. В связи с этим, я редко выступаю и пишу песни, я оптимизировал все силы и направил их на получение прав, ремонт…
💘4🕊1
Это всего лишь дурацкий тикток, но есть чуть больше
🔥1
Твои слишком холодные губы Тогда отрывали меня от земли Сейчас скованы пальцами скобы И заземляют меня, засескли, Мои тёплые губы, рисунки на коже Иконы любви, раздутые вены И море вины
❤2🎃2💔1
Video message, posted without a caption
🔥4🎃2
Твои пухлые губы Определенно не с нами Я хотел стану последним Но видно не стану Местами по снегу Следами на пальцах Я хотел стать последним Но видно не стану Память о тебе Укутана текстом Как скелет в шкафу Как труп невесты Что- то холодное Мне не достучаться В Облаке фальши И голового фарса Изоляция памяти На чуужой орбите В спасательной капсуле Твои гопники Рокеры Крысы
💔2🎃1💘1
Photo, posted without a caption
🙏5🎃1💘1🔥1
Словно быть мёртвой кошкой Словно все слишком тошно И прошлое точно запуталось то час В паутине чужих пресных дней Я готов простить тебе голод Поиск других и находки этих Стук клавиш по ночам стих Мой город пустой и беспечен Словно быть мёртвой кошкой Так часто думать о прошлом Забывая о тех кто так мало рядом Зарывая своё тело в землю Закидывая своё тело хламом Я прикидываюсь стадом Становлюсь хамом И скоро буду р…
💔3❤1🎃1💘1😢1
Купите плаксу
🎃4
👍
🎃1👍1
Photo, posted without a caption
😎5🎃1
Утро в деревне
❤6🎃2
Твое тихое небо Больше не тихое Шершавое нëбо Часы не тикают Холостыми в тишину Запрокинув голову в ночь Ловлю себя налету Чтобы запомнить себя молодым Тридцать километров наверх Чтобы почувствовать себя Пустым И десяток нолпяток за тех Кто не окажется снова Живым
🎃2
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @deadsurfing. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“мёртвые” (@deadsurfing), 47 subscribers as measured 1 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/deadsurfing.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.